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What jokes are suitable for children to share?

1. Q: Why don't elephants use computers?

Because they are afraid of mice!

2. Q: Why are there so many fish in the ocean?

Answer: Because all the fish in the sea have escaped from the fish tank!

3. Q: Why do owls come out to play at night?

Answer: Because they have to sleep in the morning, they can only come out to work at night!

4. Q: Why do orangutans always look sad?

Because they found their clothes were worn out!

5. Q: Why is the snail always moving?

A: Because they like a change of environment and don't like a fixed life!

6. Q: Why does the tortoise walk so slowly?

A: Because they have a house,

7. Q: Why do pandas always eat bamboo?

Answer: Because they think bamboo is delicious and can replenish energy!

8. Q: Why do birds sing?

A: Because they want everyone to know how beautiful their songs are!

9. Q: Why do puppies like to chase their tails?

A: Because I think my tail is cute, I want to watch it all the time!

10. Q: Why do rabbits like carrots?

Answer: Because they think carrots are delicious, their eyes will be brighter after eating them!