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Because they are afraid of mice!
2. Q: Why are there so many fish in the ocean?
Answer: Because all the fish in the sea have escaped from the fish tank!
3. Q: Why do owls come out to play at night?
Answer: Because they have to sleep in the morning, they can only come out to work at night!
4. Q: Why do orangutans always look sad?
Because they found their clothes were worn out!
5. Q: Why is the snail always moving?
A: Because they like a change of environment and don't like a fixed life!
6. Q: Why does the tortoise walk so slowly?
A: Because they have a house,
7. Q: Why do pandas always eat bamboo?
Answer: Because they think bamboo is delicious and can replenish energy!
8. Q: Why do birds sing?
A: Because they want everyone to know how beautiful their songs are!
9. Q: Why do puppies like to chase their tails?
A: Because I think my tail is cute, I want to watch it all the time!
10. Q: Why do rabbits like carrots?
Answer: Because they think carrots are delicious, their eyes will be brighter after eating them!
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