A 20-minute funny English drama performed by four people, with one-to-one sentence translation suitable for students in the first grade of junior high school

"Jing Ke Assassinates the King of Qin"

Aside/Introduction: Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.

Action I

Tai Zi Dan (top, take out a mirror and comb your hair, making a narcissistic gesture): Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (Voice-over: It's you, Prince Dan! Prince Dan is happy) Thank u mirror! (facing the audience) I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (Shouting to Makuri) Where is my minister?

Ah San (Respectfully): Honey, I am coming.

Prince Dan: I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful, graceful, handsome, charming, cute, smart and dearest Prince Dan”!

Ah San: Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~ (pretending to kill)

Prince: Oh yeah ~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! (What is needed most in the 21st century, talent! Then pat Ah San on the shoulder and make a sign of approval) Good idea! But who is the right candidate?

Ah San: After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe . Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the

world.

Prince: Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?

Ah San: Yes.

Action II

(Music during the duel between Andy Lau & Jin Chengwu in "House of Flying Daggers")

Jing Ke

Are you Li mochou?

Li Mochou

Yes.

Jingke

OK. I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world.

Yes. p>

Li Mochou

Are you challenging me?

Jing Ke

Off course! Shrugging in agreement

Li Mo Chou

Come on!

The music started

The two of them rushed forward

"People are drifting in the rivers and lakes, how can they If you don’t get stabbed, I’ll kill you with one sword. I’ll kill you with two swords.

”

Li Mochou fell to the ground

Jing Ke laughed

Li Mochou was in pain: What happened? Why aren't you hurt?

Jing Ke: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? (Do you need a reason to win a person? No, no, do you need it?)

Li Mo Chou: Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.

Jing Ke laughed again

Tai Zi Dan Shang (holding fists): How are you?

Jing Ke: Fine, thank you, and you?

Tai Zi Dan: Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?

Jing Ke: Sure!

Tai Zi Dan: How are you

Jing Ke: Fine, thank you , and your wife?

Tai Zi Dan fainted

Jing Ke: Hey, man, I'm kidding!

Tai Zi Dan: Oh, I'm kidding too! May I have your name card, please?

Jing Ke took out a roll of paper from his pocket and it said:

To be or not to be, that's a question.

Ah San: Hero, we need your help.

Jing Ke: I am busy now! (This article comes from Sky Script Network)

Prince Dan: You can get a lot of money.

Jing Ke: I am very busy now!

Ah San: IC, ID, IQ card?

Jing: I am very very busy now!

Ah San (the beautiful woman pointing her finger, excited): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.

Jing Ke (drooling): I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!

Ah San: What? What's the TCM?

Jing Ke; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn't know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.

Ah San: Excuse me? What's the TCM?

Audience A: TCM - Traditional Chinese MM

Tai Zi Dan: I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen,

this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.

Jing Ke (excited): Slimming diet therapy tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight.

Ah San: You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity , I'm very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really? You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it...

Jing Ke (sincere statement) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.

Tai Zi Dan and Asan ( Hip bump, high five) Yeah!

Action Ш

(The theme song of "Westward Journey" plays)

Jing Ke holds his wife, Prince Dan, and Asan Behind.

Ah San: Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.

Jing Ke: Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends

Prince Dan: I will miss you, baby.

(Prince Dan, Ah San. Pause. The theme song of "Titanic" starts, Jing Ke and his wife do the classic look of Jack and Rose on the bow, and suddenly Jing Ke saw a beautiful woman - a classical Chinese beauty passed by, winked at Jing Ke and threw down her love handkerchief. Jing Ke stared at the beautiful woman happily, but his wife realized something was wrong and turned her head.

)

Jing Ke (hastily restrained): Darling, I love you.

Wife: I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world! ("Shawshank" "Redemption")

Jing Ke (crying): I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (Even if it's the end of the world, I will love you. With you, selected from "Gone with the Wind")

Wife: Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.

Jing Ke (want to leave but return) Stay, hold your hand and say): Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless. .. promise me now, and never let go of that promise (Jack’s confession to Rose when the Titanic sank).

Wife: "I promise."

Jing Ke: "Never let go. "

Wife: "I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."

(Jing Ke's pronunciation is very similar to jack , so I added some lines from "Titanic")

The wife tried her best to squeeze out a few tears,

Jing Ke got on the ship and gradually went away