Funny recording in meteor shower?

16. Paragraph: "Run if you want to cry, and turn your tears into sweat and evaporate."

17. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Hey, I want to say three words to you." Chu Xun Yu: "What are you doing?" Shangguan Ruiqian: "It was you. You are unlucky to meet me today, Chu Xun Yu, because I want to say three words to you today, and I want to say it ten times. " Chu Xun Yu: "I know, you are a pig." Shangguan: "Yes. I just want to tell you that you are a pig. "

18. Murong Yunduo: "There is a kind of love called touching."

19. Ye Shuo: "It's over, the storm is coming." Shangguan was confused: "Where is it going to rain? Where? " Ye Shuo looked at him speechless. Shangguan said, "Where?" Ye Shuo finally unbearable, pushed the law.

20. Murong Haiyun: "When you face Chu Xun Yu, apologizing is the hardest thing in the world."

2 1. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Someone finally found a beautiful excuse for my playboy."

22. Shangguan Ruiqian: "My dad said that cash is king these days, and I don't want the financial crisis to affect the flowers of the motherland." Ye Shuo: "As far as you are concerned, you are dead!" "

23. Ye Shuo: "If you need, my shoulder can be used by you indefinitely; Although it is not very generous, it can at least let you have a good rest. "

Shangguan Ruiqian: "What do you like about me?" Lisa: "I like you-leave me alone."

25. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Xiaoyu, you are a good girl. If you want to get married, don't marry anyone else-let alone me. "

26. Murong: (losing his temper with Chu) "Don't always talk about things with money! I really hate your boring self-esteem at the grassroots level. Is it my fault that you Gao Fushuai? Unreasonable! "

27. (The rain nettle falls from the stone on the island) Murong Haiyun: "It's really unusual."

28. Murong Haiyun: "Why are you here?" Duan: "Because I am here, I am here."

29. Murong Haiyun: "He is the best person in the world in my sister's heart!" (Ye Shuo agrees and nods) Murong Haiyun: "But except me!" Ye Shuo: (speechless) It's good for you.

30. Chu Xun Yu: "The idea of thinking that you are a pig is a typical manifestation of lack of vocabulary. Want me to teach you? You are a pig, which can be extended to mean that you are a wild boar, porcupine, flower pig, light pig, stupid pig, stupid pig, Ukrainian suckling pig and pig. You are a lazy creature who keeps omnivores in captivity. You are a desperate and lonely animal under the bright starry sky. You are a stupid pig who will never fly into the blue sky! "

3 1. Chu Xun Yu: "I have seen narcissists, and I have never seen you so narcissistic. I tell you, I will never like you as a narcissist in my last life and next life! "

32. Chu Xun Yu: "Is there a number greater than 1?" Murong Haiyun: "Yes." Chu Xun Yu: "Is there a number greater than 10?" Murong Haiyun: "Yes." Chu Xun Yu: "Is there a number greater than 1000?" Murong Haiyun: "Yes." (... until 65438+ million) Chu Xun Yu: "Is there a fool more stupid than you?" Murong Haiyun: (Because of vigilance, subconsciously) "No!" (petrochemical engineering of the whole plant)

Do you know why fish fall in love with apples? Shen Hanfeng: "What do you mean?" You see, you know all the problems in this world. This is our business. We'll handle it ourselves. Go first. "

34. Ye Shuo: "Which school girl is that, which makes our lover so worried?" Shangguan Ruiqian: "Don't call me lover! I am a very devoted boy! " Ye Shuo: "Exclusive love? ! You only have feelings for one girl at a time, right? Say it! Who is it? "

35. Shangguan Ruiqian's cell phone rang, not Xiaoyu. Ye Shuo (to Shangguan Ruiqian): "Frustrated again? Don't bother, there are four of us. The sea of clouds bothers the rain nettle, and the sea of clouds is accompanied by stumps to bother the rain nettle, and you bother Xiaoyu. I said, are you bored? Then I am free now, and I am tired of finding a girlfriend! " Shangguan Ruiqian: "Don't you have a girlfriend?" Ye Shuo (guilty): "Ah? I don't have a girlfriend. Shangguan Ruiqian: Isn't the computer your girlfriend?

36. Chu: At this moment, I really appreciate the night and the rain, so that even if I cry in front of him, I won't be found by him.

37. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Am I handsome?" Ye Shuo: Very handsome. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Am I attractive?" Ye Shuo: "Yes." Shangguan Ruiqian: Am I generous? Ye Shuo: "Kang." Shangguan Ruiqian: "Do I have first-class taste?" Ye Shuo: "The pin." Shangguan Ruiqian: "Then will you like me?" Ye Shuo: (helplessly) "You are joking with me."

38. Paragraph: "I found that you felt a lot today." Ye Shuo: "I am lovelorn." Duan: "Did you lose your computer?" Ye Shuo: "Huh?"

39. (When Murong Haiyun said never to talk to the rain nettle again) Ye Shuo: "Do you believe it?" Shangguan Ruiqian: "Do you think I believe it?" Ye Shuo: "Pigs believe it." Shangguan Ruiqian: "Then I don't believe it either."

40. Shen Hanfeng (to Murong Haiyun): "You only know two GPS eyes!"

4 1. Murong Haiyun: "We have experienced life and death, and I will love you all my life."

42. Murong Haiyun: "Why didn't you tell me that you liked my sister?" Shangguan Ruiqian: "Let me clarify for Ye Shuo. You said the four of us were together all day. Who doesn't know that he likes your sister? " A blind man can see it. Murong Haiyun: "Then why didn't I know?" ? "ShangGuanRuiQian:" blindly. Identification is complete. "

43. (Chu Xun Yu didn't go back to the dormitory all night and suspected that Murong Haiyun was the culprit) Ye Shuo (to Murong Haiyun): "If you run faster, of course, the premise is that you have to run to the music classroom at a speed of 25 meters per second. (Maybe you did it) "

44. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Who, who, is finished, I am finished. Finally, I was radiant (Duanmu Lei burst into laughter), and I was the prince on this stage, Leonardo and Dincapri. This play is simply tailor-made for me. From now on, your light will be covered by me. Oh, oh, oh ~ "

45. Chu Xun Yu: "Do you mind if I like you only one tenth as much as you like me?" Murong Haiyun: "If you like me only one tenth as much as I like you, then I will make up the remaining nine tenths (shouting). If you only like me 100 percent, I will supply you with the remaining 99 percent! "

46. Duan saw a grain of rice in Chu's mouth and wanted to help her throw it away. The rain nettle pushed it away and said, "She has a grain of rice in her mouth. Do you want to keep it as a midnight snack? "

47. Shangguan Ruiqian asked, "Did he (Ye Shuo) escape from prison?" Duan: "How can he escape from prison without a computer?"

48. Murong Haiyun: "You are jealous!" Chu Xun Yu: "I don't eat jiaozi. Why should I be jealous? "

49. Murong Haiyun: "What? Don't I look like a prince? " Ye Shuo: "Yes, of course you do. You are like a usurped prince! " "

50. Chu: (opposite paragraph) Do you know who I dreamed of last night? Paragraph: "Who is it?" Chu Xun Yu: "You don't know ... that's definitely not you! "paragraph:" sleepwalking! "

5 1. Murong Yunduo: (to Murong Haiyun) "When did you buy two mobile phones?" Murong Haiyun: "When I bought the second one." Murong Yunduo: "Nonsense!"

52. Chu Xun Yu: "Uncle, please don't trample on my self-esteem with money!" (Turning around) Chai Xue Cun: "Hey, rain nettle! Joke, I really hope people all over the world will use money to trample on my self-esteem! "

53. Shangguan Ruiqian (opposite paragraph): "Don't you have any idea about the rain nettle ..." Paragraph: "... come and play with you." Shangguan Ruiqian: "I am playing a single-player game."

54. Murong Haiyun: "Why do you still live on this earth?" Chu Xun Yu: "Because I want to study Tyrannosaurus Rex in this world!" " Murong Haiyun: "Do you like me because you really want to study me? "

55. Shen Hanfeng: "A friend who hurts your interests is a bad friend. It is better to make friends than not to make friends! "

56. Murong Haiyun: "Well, who dares to despise my strength? See you at the Taekwondo Hall! "

57. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Genius is often used to bury, especially a genius like me, who is so handsome that he makes the gods cry!" Murong Haiyun: "Go!"

58. (Ye Shuo wants to find someone to play football with) Guo Rongrong: "School …" Ye Shuo: "What are you laughing at? I can't laugh. "

59. Murong Haiyun: (to Chu) You are so beautiful and gentle. Every time I see you, I feel that life is full of hope. You hide so many secrets, sometimes you get upset, but I know that in your heart, there is deep peace. I love you. Chu Xun Yu: Why are you reading this? Murong Haiyun: "This is my composition! The name is Xianghai! "

Murong Yunduo (to Murong Haiyun) said, "When a girl really falls in love with a boy, she will lie for love."