Classic workplace humor jokes

To work and live happily again, read more humorous jokes in the workplace. Here are the classic workplace humor jokes that I have compiled for your reference! Selection of classic workplace humor jokes

1: Who said that pretty faces can’t be used as food? There is a man in our unit who is very handsome. It's very cool.

Most of the staff in the cafeteria are young women, so he never asks for money when he goes to get food.

Get a bowl of porridge and give him a pig's trotter. Steamed buns, and a chicken drumstick as a gift. Of course it was sent quietly,

This is the reality, and it is the same for men and women.

2: The work unit asked us to work overtime on Saturday and said that the leader would treat us to dinner at noon.

We took him to a nice hotel. The hotel staff saw the business opportunity.

< p> We quickly found a large private room, but the leader sat down and said:

17 bowls of noodles! We lowered our heads and silently saw the waiter’s face twitching?

3: Today, a colleague in the company resigned.

The reason for resignation turned out to be:

After a quick calculation, his relationship with the company was over.

There is also a ninja

A few days ago, the work unit came to the Japanese to discuss business.

In the evening, the Japanese were invited to drink. The driver is a party member.

The Japs were very polite and drank as soon as they clinked the glasses.

After drinking, the Japanese went to our unit to look at the equipment.

Who knows which brother removed the sewer cover from our cargo yard?

As soon as the Japanese get off the car, ah. Everyone is missing.

Our boss said: Damn, here’s a ninja.

4: There were a lot of people when I clocked out today, and most of them were at work.

The person I get off work with after work is a very pretty girl in our department.

I have a pretty good relationship with her. We were walking in the opposite direction of the flow of people.

It was always easy to bump into people. At that time, I was very depressed and said:

Oh my god! Why are there so many people!? Then the girl said:

?That’s right! It smells so strong of human flesh! ?

Damn!!! Are you a monster? You still smell like human flesh! Classic workplace humor classics

1. Female colleagues complained in front of the computer: "It's been several days. Why aren't you here yet? How annoying?

A colleague suddenly said: Don't scare me... isn't it a safe period?

I mean Express...?

? Oh...?

The air in the office is a little quiet now.

2. I introduced someone to my colleague. When she came to the company the next day, she threw her bag on my table and yelled at me angrily: What best friend? You introduced me to her? Is it a magical thing!?

I asked innocently: "What's wrong, don't you like it?"

She yelled angrily: "What birdman, I Asked him if he had a room? Do you know what he said?!?

I asked: ?He... what did he say!?

My colleague said: ?He said It’s already started, let’s go!?

3. The director is known for being witty and humorous. One time, he held an all-staff meeting. During the meeting, the director told a joke, and everyone laughed. Only Lao Wang didn't smile alone, which made the director confused and dissatisfied. So, he asked Boss B: What, Lao Wang, isn’t the joke I told funny? Lao Wang glanced at the director and said: Why should I laugh? I will retire next week! Recommended classic workplace humor jokes< /p>

1. I went for an interview. I took a shower, combed my hair like a boss, and put on a handsome suit. The person who was interviewing was a small manager of the company. When he saw me, he said something that I will never forget: Compared with the first few applicants, you are more like the one who acquired us.

2. Before the meeting, the boss told us: Everyone, please remember to set your mobile phones to vibrate mode! Alright~ Answer the phone soon~? The ringtone. . .

The colleague was so frightened that he quickly clicked the button. The boss suppressed a smile and said: "Are you still in riot mode?"

3. The leader is extremely strict in hygiene inspections, and here we are again. I looked at the bed and touched it, but there was no dust. I looked at the door frame and touched it, but there was no dust. I was very depressed!

Finally I saw the lamp on the ceiling, so I went and stepped on the table. Just go up and touch it, hey! There is still no dust!

But Nima came down and said: "Xiao Li, why didn't you wipe the footprints on the table!?

4. A friend who had just returned from the army went to apply for a job. The person who hired him was a manager. He asked him a question: Can you salute? Give it a try. ?

Then he beat the manager. . .

5. My colleague touched the thick swimming ring and said: "I don't have the confidence to wear any clothes now." ?

The director said: ?You can feel confident without wearing anything?

6. Manager, hello, my name is Lihua. Today I am here to interview the assistant to the general manager. One position~?

Hello, please sit down and tell me your life motto!?

I dare not say it, for fear that the general manager will misunderstand me. . . ?

?It’s okay, just tell me. ?

?My motto in life is: don’t panic when you meet gangsters, enjoy yourself when you meet beasts, confront a rapist when you meet him!?

?Okay! Well said. !You were hired~?