What are the short paragraphs within 20 words?

1, used to be a schoolmaster, just curious about the world of dregs, go in and have a look, and then get lost.

2. If you want to find a boyfriend, you must find someone who will be mainly, or you will lose your temper every day, or I will simply recognize you as my brother.

3. Some people say that it is easy to have an accident when walking and playing with a mobile phone, which scared me to start running.

4. Don't be dejected and despondent.

God gave you many opportunities to get fat, and you seized them.

6. If you do well in a daze, you will fall asleep if you don't do well.

7. A real warrior dares to face his own face.

8, dare to mess with me again, write your name on my underpants!

9. I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

10, everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just not beautiful.

1 1, there are always a few wrong steps in the long road of life.

12, when a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary from now on, and there is no independence day.