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Police and humorous sentences in hymns

1, "Subei doesn't want to enjoy the sleepy scenery in the south, and doesn't want to go swimming in Su Wei Bay. It just wants to live on Blackwell Island for three months."

Is Subei unwilling? No, rich people can go, but he can't. He is just a tramp. He has no job and can only sleep on a park bench with a newspaper on his body. For many years, Su Bei could only go to the hospitable island prison, while those luckier than him chose warm places for their holidays. This writing only sets off Su Bei's situation.

2。 The soft light reflected through the lavender stained glass window, and the organist pressed the keyboard to practice Sunday's hymn. .

3。 Whenever geese sing in the night sky, whenever a woman without a seal coat makes out with her husband, and whenever Soapy lies tossing and turning on a bench in the street park, you will know that winter is coming.

4。 Thick and neat hands turned him around and quietly and quickly sent him to the sidewalk, thus reversing the disgraceful fate of the assassinated wild duck.

5。 He supports himself section by section, just like a carpenter who opens a folding ruler and then dusts his clothes.

6. Soapy's sensitive emotions at this time merged with the subtle influence of the old church, which made his soul suddenly change wonderfully. He suddenly felt disgusted with the mire he had fallen into. That decadent era, vulgar desires, disheartened spirit, the decline of talent, and bad motives-all these now constitute his life content.

7. The bright moon hangs in the sky, shining and quiet; There are few vehicles and pedestrians; The frozen birds under the eaves chirped a few times in their sleep-this state suddenly reminds people of the cemetery on the edge of the country church. The hymn played by the organist made Soapy settle down in front of the iron railing, because when his life had maternal love, roses, ambitions, friends and flawless thoughts and collars, the hymn was all too familiar to him.