Humorous jokes and stories of teachers and students

Humorous jokes and stories of teachers and students

Lead: Life is a big dye vat, with sorrow and joy. Everyone hates sadness and approaches joy. Next, I will sort out the humorous stories of teachers and students for you, hoping to bring you some joy.

Humorous joke stories of teachers and students (1)

1, have you learned it for me?

Punishing you is not the purpose of the teacher, but the purpose of the teacher to make you understand. . .

3, your things! Don't think I don't know!

4. It's you mice! Broke a pot of soup!

You are the worst class I have ever taught.

6. Don't think that I can't see anything on the podium!

7. I'm too lazy to talk about you! (Then go on)

8. How many times have I said this question? Why do some people still dislike it?

9. You are the loudest in the whole building! I heard you talking in the office!

10, you may hate me now, but you will appreciate me when you grow up.

1 1, the exam is coming, not nervous at all!

12 Why are you late? Don't give me any reason!

Humorous joke stories between teachers and students (2)

1. In class, the teacher handed out last night's homework and said, Dear students, last night's topic is very important. If you don't understand anything, ask me privately. ? Then Xiao Ming tore it up.

2. In science class, the teacher asked Xiaoming: When is the best time to pick cherries?

Xiao Ming blushed and said shyly, when no one is around! ?

3, today's exam, next to a Doby is scum, nothing, after the exam began, Doby took out five pieces of paper on the table, draw lots.

The invigilator came over immediately after seeing it. The teacher was surprised: everyone else is four. Why are you five years old?

This product is dizzy: one more is to do it again.

Teacher: Xiao Ming, you have been looking around since the exam. Are you helping me invigilate?

Xiao Ming: Yes.

Teacher: You didn't take the exam. You just helped me invigilate. I still have to thank you. !

Xiao Ming: No, sir, I'll help you with the invigilation. Just help me take the exam! ! !

Teacher. . . . . .

Humorous joke stories between teachers and students (3)

Teacher: Do you know which Chinese character has the most perseverance?

Student: Tian.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Student: Block the left and right sun, block the left and right sun, block the upper and lower sun, block the upper and lower sun, and take out a horizontal sun and a vertical sun.

Teacher:?

When I think of my first girlfriend in college, I always feel that she is too overbearing. I am not allowed to call her honey in class, nor can I walk around hand in hand with her on campus like other couples. To make matters worse, I am not allowed to tell my classmates that she is my girlfriend. I didn't understand it before, but now I'm overcoming it. After all, she is our head teacher.

3. A student's signature: How to learn world singing

Xueba was puzzled after reading it and asked: What does this signature mean? How many people in the world learn to sing?

Scum: No.

Xueba: What does that mean?

Thing: My heart is so cold.

Xueba vomited blood and died. ......

4. Xueba: I don't think you are scum?

Scum: A friend like you, what do you take me for?

Xueba: scum!

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