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The end of hell order

Let me start with a case from many years ago:

There is a man named Zhang Yutang, who is a worker. He works in a small private factory, but because of Zhang Yutang's exquisite skills, he is the only one who can do a lot of "technical work" in the small factory. So his salary is very high, similar to that of the deputy director.

He had a good life, and recently talked about a girlfriend. He never thought that disaster would fall from the sky.

As soon as he got paid that day, he counted the money. Then someone came and patted him on the shoulder: "Brother Zhang, let's have dinner together tonight! It's my treat! "

When Zhang Yutang saw that Zhao Youcai was in the factory, he shirked and said, "Brother Zhao, I won't go. I have an appointment with my girlfriend at night. "

Another man named "Wu Ya" also came over and advised, "Zhao Ge and I will go back to our hometown in a few days. Let's say goodbye. I'm afraid we'll never see each other again What's the big deal about dating your girlfriend? "

Zhang Yutang thought, so is this Wu Ya. I agreed to the dinner in the evening, and then I greeted my girlfriend with the phone in the factory when I got off work. At that time, there were no mobile phones and landlines were not common.

In the evening, Wu Ya bought a lot of cooked food and hot dishes outside, and secretly brought two bottles of white wine back to the dormitory. Several people are eating in Zhao Youcai's dormitory. Zhao Youcai and Wu Ya kept vomiting-inducing toasts. Zhang Yutang is also an outspoken person. When people advised him to drink, he continued to drink.

As I said before, this is a small factory with a holiday tomorrow, so there is no one else in the dormitory of the factory, only three of them.

Just after drinking a few cups, I suddenly felt a stomachache and asked, "Brother Zhao, I have a stomachache. Is this wine broken? "

Zhao Youcai just smiled and stared at him.

Wu Yaxiao said, "Good brothers. This white wine is not broken, but our conscience is broken! "

Zhang Yutang suddenly realized that the wine had been poisoned. He was ready to struggle to escape, but he felt weak all over, his mouth began to foam, and then he couldn't afford to fall to the ground.

A few minutes later, Zhao Youcai looked over and made sure that the person was dead. He started rummaging through Zhang Yutang's wallet.

Wu Ya said with a smile: "This guy has staked his salary for several months, and this time we made a profit!"

"shh!" Zhao Youcai Chou outside, scold a way, "be careful to let people hear! Move him out quickly. "

So, Zhao Youcai and Wu Ya took Zhang Yutang's salary for half a year, and also took his identity documents, pocket watches, rings and other items, and then ran away.

At that time, technology was not as developed as it is now, with no DNA and no cameras. What is even more annoying is that this private factory has no real identity information of Zhao Youcai and Wu Ya. Moreover, this place is remote, which brings all kinds of difficulties to the police to solve the case.

However, a few months later, the local police found the trace of Wu Ya through a visit. Disappointingly, Wu Ya was also killed and Zhao Youcai disappeared. Since then, the case has become an unsolved case.

This article is not a detective novel, nor does it show how the police handle the case. Let's get down to business, and then talk about Zhang Yutang. Didn't that say that Zhang Yutang was dead? What else is there to say?

Detective stories can't be told, but our ghost stories can go on!

Zhang Yutang is dead. He died of injustice. Therefore, in the underworld, ghosts never leave and refuse to be reborn.

The terrible prince asked, "Zhang Yutang, you have a chance to be reincarnated. The official found that you don't want to be reincarnated. Why? "

Zhang Yutang knelt on the ground and cried (ghosts cry without tears): "Ye Yan, you must make a decision for the children. I dare not say how honest and kind I was when I was alive, but I have never done anything evil. Being filial to parents and loyal to friends is neither illegal nor harmful to anyone. But I was killed by Zhao Youcai and Wu Ya, and I am unwilling! It is said that the justice of the earth is long, but it is not leaking. It is said that good and evil will eventually be rewarded! But those two men killed me for no reason. How can I be reborn with peace of mind? "

The frightened man took the book of life and death and said, "The criminal has been killed by Zhao Youcai because of the uneven distribution of stolen goods, and he is serving hard labor in the ghost house. There are not thousands of years (the time of hell) that can't get out. "

Zhang Yutang then asked, "What about Zhao Youcai?"

Cui Panguan said: "Zhao Youcai's life is not over yet, and he needs to be punished by the deceased. After thirty years in the dead, he will be shot by the dead, and then he will come to the underworld to be punished. "

Zhang Yutang said discontentedly, "How many people will he kill? Isn't this a wicked man? "

The terrible man smiled and went on reading the book of life and death. Suddenly he was surprised and asked, "Cui Panguan, how did Zhao Youcai's name disappear from the book of life and death?"

Cui Panguan looked up at the gobbledygook again and replied, "No, there is an evil method for Zhao Youcai. Let him escape the cycle of retribution. "

The terrifying man was furious: "How outrageous! It's dark and impermanent. Go to hell and catch Zhao Youcai. When to find him and when to come back! "

Black impermanence didn't know when it would come, so he quickly replied, "Promise!" "

Besides Zhao Youcai, after he killed Zhang Yutang, he also planned to give Champion to Wu Ya. But Wu Ya said no: "Zhang Yutang still has a pocket watch and two gold rings. I don't want a pocket watch Can you give me a gold ring? "

Zhao Youcai said angrily, "It was my idea. I am your boss. You have to listen to me, and the money will naturally belong to me! "

The two men quarreled and fought. Finally, Zhao Youcai took advantage of Wu Ya's inattention, pulled out the dagger in his boots and plunged it into the past. The first shot missed and got stuck under Wu Ya's ribs. Zhao Youcai then kicked Wu Ya and stabbed a dagger, which was stuck in Wu Ya's heart.

"ring? I am embarrassed to share money with you! " Zhao Youcai took back the money given to Wu Ya, dug out Wu Ya's savings and his gold necklace over the years, then put on rags and walked back to his hometown.

Didn't we say that this happened decades ago? At that time, technology was not as developed as it is now, and Zhao Youcai was a "veteran" with a criminal record, so the police didn't catch him at that time.

After returning home, he sold the ring and made a gold bracelet. Even the gold bracelet and pocket watch were given to his wife.

Like that, you have to ask, "Have you worked for half a year and made so much money? How did you get the gold bracelet back? "

No, Zhao Jinhua, Zhao Youcai's wife, is a woman who knows money, and she is greedy for money. As long as the husband gets the money back, he can cheat, even if it is stealing or robbing.

In the evening, Zhao Jinhua cooked a sumptuous dish, poured two glasses of wine and drank two glasses with Zhao Youcai.

As soon as Zhao Youcai picked up a piece of meat, he remembered the action of this hand when feeding Zhang Yutang rat poison, and also remembered that Wu Ya was stabbed to death with his right hand. He thought: This right hand is really my "money-shaking hand". Thinking about it, he suddenly felt a pain in his right arm: "Wife, my hand hurts?"

"Ah! Honey, what's the matter? " Although Zhao Jinhua was very nervous, she still kept "charming" movements.

"My right wrist hurts, my arm hurts, and I can't move!" Zhao Youcai's right hand hurts even more, and he can't put down his chopsticks. This hand is as painful as being caught in a rotating shaft and cramping.

Looking at her husband who was trembling and whining repeatedly, Zhao Jinhua was at a loss and couldn't help saying, "Shit! What's wrong with you? "

"What the hell?" This sentence seems to imply that Zhao Youcai suddenly saw two figures shaking in front of his eyes, but he couldn't see clearly. These two figures are fat and thin, just like Zhang Yutang and Wu Ya.

"In ghosts! Ghosts! Help! Don't come over! " Zhao Youcai let out a cry, then fainted and rolled his eyes.

Zhao Jinhua found a barefoot doctor in the village and didn't understand what was going on. He also found an exorcist who danced with God to exorcise ghosts. This ordeal really woke Zhao Youcai up.

Zhao Youcai asked tiaoshen, "I am haunted by ghosts ... two ghosts." What can you do to get rid of them? "

People who jump into the spirit can also see that the person in front of them is not a good person. They must have done something immoral to get the ghost into trouble. But that daydreaming old lady is a money addict. When she saw that Zhao Jinhua had given herself a lot of money, she decided to eliminate the disaster for others.

I'll give you a peach tree and draw a Taoist symbol for it. You should wear it. As long as this peach tree exists, you can escape the karma. "

Then she took out an old mahogany, which had been polished for too long. Jumping god muttered in his mouth and spat on the mahogany. And gave it to Zhao Youcai.

Really don't say, Zhao Youcai's body will return to normal as soon as this mahogany is put on.

At this point, there is no Zhao Youcai's name on the book of life and death in the underworld. Zhao Youcai just escaped retribution.

We have to interject that this trance-jumping man uses witchcraft to help the wicked do bad things. After the big jumper died, she was in debt when she went to the underworld. She has to pay twice as much.

Besides, Zhao Youcai has traveled all over the country for so many years and brought a lot of money to his family. Now that he escaped the karma by magic, Zhao Youcai lived a moist life with trepidation.

One day more than 20 years later, Zhao Youcai had nothing to do after drinking with his friends, so he played mahjong. The man opposite is Wei San. He smiled and said, "Lao Zhao, are you unlucky?" How many times have you lost in a row? Dare to play? "

"How dare you not play?" Zhao Youcai shouted, "I'll play if I lose everything!" "

Wei San took a drag on his cigarette and said, "Don't you dare to play without money? You can't put your hand on the gambling table, can you? "

Zhao Youcai rummaged through his pockets, and all the change was gone. Finally, I put the mahogany with a neck to ward off evil spirits on the table: "I bet on this mahogany!" " "

Wei San looked at the mahogany: "What's the use of this broken thing? You lost everything. Throw the peach tree here. Where can I find you? "

Zhao Youcai said, "This is what I use to ward off evil spirits! I killed two people and I'm haunted. Later, an old lady who jumped off a building gave this mahogany. You still ask me if I dare to play? I have killed two people, what else can't I do? "

Everyone in the room thought he was joking, but only Wei San kept it in mind. Wei San thought: My brother was sentenced for fighting with someone some time ago, and now he is on medical parole. It's a pity that my brother will go back to prison in a few days to continue serving his sentence. How many years will it take him to get out of prison? Isn't this an opportunity to reduce the sentence?

So Wei San set a trap and said, "Good! Brother Zhao, you bet on this mahogany, and I bet five thousand dollars! I want this mahogany if I win, and you get five thousand dollars if I win! "

Zhao Youcai really drank too much and forgot the function of peach wood. He just wanted to get the five thousand dollars, so he nodded.

Two people play dice alone and win two out of three games. Wei Sanjia has a mahjong club, and all the dice he takes out are cheating. As a result, Wei San won both games.

Wei San found his younger brother and secretly said, "You take this mahogany now, and then tell * * * about it."

As a result, Wei San's younger brother had his sentence reduced because of this incident, but Zhao Youcai was shot.

This matter is not over yet.

Zhang Yutang got a satisfactory answer and went to Meng Po to be reborn. After Zhao Youcai's death, he naturally went to the underworld, where he was severely reformed.

Zhao Youcai couldn't stand this torture, so he had a dream for his wife Zhao Jinhua: Jinhua, our family has spent all their money. Either I killed the money, or I cheated the money. Hurry up and spread all the money at home. Otherwise, I will suffer too much in the underworld. As long as you spit back the stolen money, the devil will be able to reduce the punishment a little, and I will not suffer less.

Jinhua felt very scared in her dream and didn't take it seriously when she woke up: spit the money back? Spit the money back. What do you mean alive? How much does it cost to sleep with you for so many years? You gave me so little money, I've already suffered, and you want me to throw it back?

Does this sound like human words? Is there such a calculation?

Zhao Jinhua returned to her family with her passbook and gold and silver jewelry. However, this windfall won't last long. Zhao Jinhua later owed a lot of money for gambling and usury, and lived a life of hiding.

And Zhao Youcai owes too much debt, and his sentence in the underworld is not over yet. The terrible thing is to punish him for being reincarnated as a dog and protect Zhang Yutang's parents.