Funny story

1. Me: "Boss, is your stir-fried lettuce a meat dish or a vegetarian dish?

Boss: "Of course it is a vegetarian dish."

Me: " What's going on with this worm?"

Boss: "Uh...it's also here to eat. ”

Me: “Why should I pay for its food?” I don't recognize it! ”

The boss cried and said: “It has lost its life for this meal, can you still ask it to be made AA?” ”

2. I went to eat pizza at noon today and ordered a 9-inch (diameter) pizza, but it was no longer available.

The waiter politely brought two 5-inch (diameter) pizzas , the price is half of nine inches, and I said I would give you one extra inch.

So I asked the waiter to explain to her the formula for calculating the area of ??a circle:

The area of ??9 inches = 63.585 square inches,

And the area of ??5 inches = 19.625 square inches,

So the combined area of ??two five-inches is 39.25 square inches.

I said I was still at a loss for giving me three five-inch ones!

The boss was speechless and finally gave me an extra pizza for free. Knowledge is power, and elementary school mathematics is also knowledge. p>

3. Son: “Mom, I’m hungry! ”

Mom: “Which one tastes better, me or your dad!” "

Son: "Dad, I want to..."

Dad: "Get out..."

4. Today, I secretly cried for two hours. , I miss one person in particular, and my heart is broken when I think about it... It’s so uncomfortable, so uncomfortable...

——Grandpa Mao, Grandpa Mao, 56 nations, 56 flowers, 56 brothers and sisters are One family, 56 languages, combined into one sentence, not enough money~not enough money~not enough money~

5. I went to a meeting today and met my colleague Da Liu on the way there. He was eating radishes while walking. .

I asked: "Oh, this season, all the fruits are out, how can we eat radishes? ”

Da Liu: “You don’t understand. If you eat it, you can leave early during the meeting!” ”

Me: “What do you mean?” "

Da Liu: "Our manager said, I can understand if you leave during the meeting because of something, but at least you have to fart! ”

Me: “…”