Copywriter's favorite funny jokes

Everyone says my fish is very good. My secret is: feed it once a day.

Change the water every three days,

Brush the tank once every five days and change the fish once a week.

Now parents let their children take part in various interest classes from childhood. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line.

3. "What would you do if your boyfriend fell into a cesspit and needed artificial respiration to get him out?" "Even the cesspit can fall into the silly man still take him? Hurry and poke it with a stick. "

Please delete me from the blacklist, thank you!

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Twenty years later, I'm still alone and nobody wants me.

As a single aristocrat, whenever another married person asks me, "Why don't you get married?" I replied in unison, "I don't want to live your life."

6. Every weekend when I hesitate to sleep in, I yell at myself.

Three tones: Are you poor? Are you poor? Are you poor? Usually this can motivate yourself at once, and then bravely continue to sleep in order to save money for a meal!