What is the classic joke of Tianjin Allegro?

The classic passages of Allegro Tianjin are as follows:

1, playing bamboo boards, ringing the sky. Students, listen to me: Chinese civilization is 5 thousand years old, and the country of etiquette is famous far and near. I am a new generation of the motherland, and it is my duty to inherit civilization. Manners and manners are standardized, and the People's Olympics contributes. Awesome! Allegro Jia said: Tell us about our life: leave home for school in the morning and go out to greet our parents.

Take the sidewalk in the street, walk slowly on the right, and don't run around. Cross the street and look around, the green light passes and the red light stops. Blind uncle couldn't walk easily and stepped on a banana peel. Let's go to help and take the initiative to help. Avoid danger and avoid future troubles. Pick it up and throw it in the trash can. My uncle praised me for being sensible, and everyone was happy, so was I.

Allegro B said: Cross the road and take the zebra crossing. Don't try to be brave, climb over the guardrail. Take the overpass, get off the passage and keep your distance is the key. When asking for directions, say hello to people first. Civilized language is indispensable. When someone asks for help, they will respond enthusiastically and remain polite. If you know the right way, you should apologize if you don't know.

2. The teachers in Shiwan are very remote, and the Confucius Temple is also very large.

From Kong Lin to Berlin, and then to the worship of Mencius' son saints.

The famous Taoist mountain belongs to Langang Mountain, and the Taoist in Laoshan Mountain goes deep.

Qiu Chuji, the seventh son of Quanzhen, has an interesting story.

3. The capital of Qi is Linzi City, and you can still see chariots and horses.

Porcelain is in Zibo, Pu Songling.

Wang Xizhi, a book sage, has a home in Langya County.

4, the historical attractions are inexhaustible, and a generation of new people will change the old people.

The scenery on Yimeng Mountain is good, and the old revolutionary base area is famous all over the world.

Guerrillas in Weishan Lake killed the enemy on the railway line.

The battle of Taierzhuang between China and Japan made the gods cry.

Shandong not only has a long history, but it is still incredible today.

Watch the tide on Yantai Mountain, and horses on the island gallop to raise horses.

Shandong is called the Cape of Good Hope in China.

Haier Group is located in Qingdao with pleasant scenery and good environment.