The girl said she wanted to hear a joke.

1, high school math teacher Ju Niu B, brought a deck of cards into the classroom for the first time in class and sent one to everyone, asking them to remember their cards. From then on, he took the deck of cards in class every day, shuffled the cards on the podium and attended classes! From time to time, I gently threw two cards and said, "Box 4, clubs, J, come up to do the problem ..."

2. On the way to learn the scriptures, Tang Yan said, Wukong, I'll give you a test. There are four of us. If one of us dies, how many people are left? Wukong replied: zero. Tang Priest was furious: 4- 1 = 0? Tell the teacher how you worked it out! When Wukong heard that the Tang Priest was killed by a stick, he looked at Pig and Friar Sand and said, Who is there now?

3. Go to buy watermelons with your daughter-in-law. Selling watermelons is not cheap. Me: It's still the watermelon. Why do you sell one and a half when everyone else sells one? He: He is also a daughter-in-law. How come everyone's 100 Jin is yours 150? Me: Let me calm down for a while. ...

The secret question of her space visit is "What's my male god's name?" I typed out the names of the male stars and the most handsome boys in the school that she always mentioned, and they all showed mistakes. Suddenly, my heart was blessed, my hands trembled, I entered my name, and then I pressed enter ... Sure enough, it wasn't. ...

Today, I went downstairs to buy things in a small supermarket. I saw the boss lecturing his son and asked him out of curiosity. The boss was excited and said that the son of a bitch had replaced my God of Wealth with his Altman. ...

6. I dropped two coins in my hand just now on the bus. I'm going to pick them up. My uncle sitting next to me picked them up. I thought he would give them back to me, but he put them directly in my pocket! I think my uncle may not have the money to take the bus, so forget it ... When the conductor came over and I took out two coins for the conductor, my uncle took out four coins from his pocket and said, I'll pay the girl's fare together! Uncle, what do you want? ...

7. Q: Why do you buy inflatable dolls depending on the date of production? A: Is it appropriate to find a girlfriend without looking at the horoscope?

8. There is a couple. The husband woke up first in the morning and said to his wife, "If I don't leave, it will be too late. By the way, this is your 800 yuan. " The wife accepted it without hesitation. At this time, they seem to understand something. ...

9. Wife: Do you know why men are called penises below? Husband: I don't know! Wife: As a man, you don't even know this! Husband: Do you know why? Wife: Because a man has three eggs, and then he hatched one! Husband: ...