Ten embarrassing scenes and jokes about dating between men and women

Ten embarrassing scenes of dating between men and women

An awkward one

After waiting for a long time, it finally rained! Although it is not big, he still took a small umbrella and waited for her on her way from work. ? Don't you have an umbrella? Let me take you home! ? Never mind, it doesn't rain much. I'll go by myself. The umbrella is so small, you can fight it yourself! ?

Embarrassed two

Treat people to dinner, of course, she is also there. After a full meal, he shouted: This meal is on me! Take the initiative to run to the front desk to pay the bill, followed by a lady when I came back. Because there is not enough money.

Awkward three

It has been a long time since we first met. He said:? I'm hungry. What about you?

? A little bit. ?

? It's time for dinner. Go home. ?

? There is no one at home today, so I'm going out to eat. ?

? Oh, I know a good one. Shall we go together?

Then we walked a little more than two stops together and came to a food stall.

? Boss, two bowls of three fresh noodles. Su Sanxian. I don't want to eat eggs, do you? Not really, right? Boss, don't add eggs to either bowl. ?

? I have something to do. I have to go first. ?

? Hey, didn't we agree to have dinner together? Why did you leave? I'll take you? Wait, boss, just one bowl! ?

Embarrassed four

She often borrows books from him, and there are often some small notes in the books. But once, she accidentally took the wrong book and found many notes in it. Of course not for her.

Awkward five

Finally, I waited for her to work the night shift. He called.

? Hello, is that you? What happened?

? Hey, hey, nothing.

? Oh, I have something to do. Don't call if you have nothing to do in the future. ?

? DuDu? get angry

Awkward six

There are many people on the bus. He is inside, so it is not very crowded. But suddenly I found a beautiful girl coming at the door! So I tried my best to squeeze into the car door. Finally squeezed into her side, and before she could look closely, she finally couldn't help it, threw up all over him, and then said she was sorry and got off the bus.

Embarrassed seven

God-given opportunity: it rained, and she didn't bring Sang. He volunteered to ride her home, and she sat in the back seat and played Sando Romance for him! After a few steps, we fell into a puddle together. So she took a taxi and left first, and he carried the car home by himself.

Embarrassed eight

He put on a new suit and waited for her downstairs. Give her one? Surprise? He decided to jump out from behind the tree to scare her. Who knows, when I jumped out, I just stepped on the watermelon skin and sat in a puddle without saying anything, splashing mud all over her.

Embarrassed nine

He was invited to a friend's house and found many gifts for his girlfriend. When I asked about my anger, my friend proudly said it was from my girlfriend.

Embarrassed ten

Feeling a good relationship, she asked: How did you think of writing me a note?

? I wrote to every girl in my class, and only you wrote back. ?