400-word composition of "Ningbo dialect making jokes"

Before practicing driving, the master let me see how much oil there is. I unscrewed the fuel tank cap and didn't see it clearly for a long time. The light is too dim. I took out my lighter and approached the fuel tank. Just as I was about to press the lighter, Master kicked me away. Master Nima has a bad temper. I tried not to get angry. When I was practicing, it happened to be downhill. When I stepped on the accelerator nervously, the coach shouted, "Brake! ! Brake with your feet! " I quickly opened the car door and stepped on the ground, rubbing like the devil's pace! After dragging for more than twenty meters, it finally stopped! The coach was so scared that he took ten yuan and asked me to buy him a box of Chinese pressure! At that time, I wondered how I could calm my nerves with toothpaste! When I handed him the Chinese toothpaste, he silently refunded all the tuition fees and said that there was another one next door. I said I was the one next door. ...