A suffocating joke

1. A martial arts expert escaped the monk of 1 and finally sneaked into the Buddhist Sutra Pavilion in Shaolin Temple. Finally, he suddenly went crazy and died because he had secrets, credentials, fears, fears and diseases ... 2. Once upon a time, there was a man named Xiao Ming, who had never heard of him.

A man went to the emergency room for an injection, and the nurse came to give him an intravenous drip. The man kept laughing at the drip. The nurse asked him, what are you laughing at? He said I smiled a little.

4. "You know too much ..." "You want to kill me." "How do you know?" "I know too much."

5. "Hello, sir, it's my pleasure to serve you." "You are happy too early!"

6. Who has the smallest breasts in fairy tales? Little red riding hood, why? Her grandmother was eaten by a wolf!

7. Jiang Taigong was fined ten yuan for fishing. Sima guang smashed the jar and was fined twenty. Lyu3 bu4' s story of indecency, public security management punishment.

After 24 hours of fierce confrontation between the police and the robbers, the embarrassing atmosphere was finally eased by the laughter of the police.

9. Who has the longest legs in Jin Mu? A: Fire. Because ... ham sausage!

10. The little fish asked the big fish, "Mom, why do they say that the fish's memory is only seven seconds?" The big fish said, "What did you say just now?" The little fish said, "What?" The big fish said, "What are you doing?" The fish said, "What's the matter?"

1 1. Xiaoming once told a cold joke at the seaside and died … why? (Xiao)!

12. Hello, my name is Huang, Huang at the traffic lights.

13. Sunflowers face the sun during the day, the sun sets in the west and rises in the east the next day. Does the sunflower shake its head violently the next day?

14. Xiaoming and Xiaohong fell in love ... people fished them out the next day.

15. I have two words to say, and I'm done.

16. One day, white balloons and black balloons fought. The white balloon punched the black balloon, and the black balloon got angry. The black balloon decided to take it away.

17. "Spongebob, you are fired", "Ah ... Crab Boss" and "You're welcome"

18. It is said that it is not safe to walk and play with mobile phones, which scared me to start running and playing.

19. Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a telephone. One day, he was walking on the road and accidentally hung up.

20. My math is poor for three main reasons: First, I am totally uninterested in math. Second, I can't count anything clearly.