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Classic Slips of Conan Characters

Conan Chapter:

The World Cup started, and I watched football with Conan. It happened that the Japanese team was playing, and Conan excitedly watched football In front of the TV, he shouted, "Come on." "Not bad, Team Japan." I praised while cracking melon seeds. "Of course~~~" Conan said proudly, "The Japanese team has now broken out of Asia and the world..." After saying that, he felt something was not right, and then the black line hit...

Okay~~~We have already rushed out of the world. When can I see the Japanese team VS the Mars team?

Lan Chapter:

Everyone from the Young Detective Team went to Lan’s house to play video games today, and while they were playing, there was a sudden power outage.

“It’s so boring~~~” Yuantai said as he stretched. "Sister Xiaolan~~~tell us a story~~~" Ayumi turned around and said to Lan who was sitting on the sofa.

"Huh? Tell a story?" Lan thought for a while, and then said, "Then let me tell a story about the ala lantern." Everyone==|||

Sister Xiao Lan , you are amazing, I have really only heard of Aladdin and the Magic Lamp in my life...

Eileen Chapter:

An exam, a question related to To the Chinese proverb: In ten years a tree _______. I grabbed my hair, unable to write. When the teacher turned around to drink water, he quietly asked a classmate next to him: "Hey, what's the next sentence of 'ten-year tree'?" The classmate looked at the teacher carefully, and then whispered to me: "A hundred-year tree..." Before the "tree" was finished, the teacher turned around, and the classmate quickly came to his senses alertly.

A century-old tree? What's the tree? I bit the tip of my pen and thought for a moment, then resolutely wrote: Centennial Koala.

Sherlock:

One day at noon, the two of us went shopping and got hungry while walking (it’s easy to get hungry too--), and suddenly we found someone on the other side of the street. There is a Haagen-Dazs (an ice cream) shop. So Sherlock asked me without thinking: "How about I treat you to some Adidas?"

＝＝|||...You will die if you eat them...< /p>

Heiji Chapter:

We all bought some cold dishes to eat in the office. At this time, I wanted to buy some drinks, so I went downstairs. But there was no drink I liked downstairs, so I ran to a place 30 meters away to buy it. I guess Heiji was tired of waiting. As soon as I walked in, he said to me: "Why did you come back? The cool skin is already cold!"

The black line... The cool skin is cold, you Do you still want to say "It's all white during the day" next time?

He Ye Chapter:

Conan and Heiji were discussing and reasoning about the case, and He Ye bought a Coke and handed it to them. Heiji was focused on the case and replied without thinking: "I don't have time."

So Kazuya said the most confusing and easy-to-understand words I have ever heard in my life: "That's great. The donkey is the heart, liver and lungs!"

Kaito Chapter:

The "work" will start tomorrow, so naturally he needs to get some information. Kaito decided to check online first, but at home Kaito's computer might be robbed by Aoko, so Kaito came to the Internet cafe.

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......KID, are you changing your career? ...

Aoko Chapter:

In art class, Kaito sitting next to her didn’t bring any tools. "Aoko, lend me a piece of paper." "Here you go." "Aoko, lend me a pencil." "...Here you go..." "Aoko, lend me an eraser."

"(Anger)...Here you go!" ""Qingzi, pick me up..."

Suddenly, the classroom became deathly quiet. Even the teacher adjusted his glasses in disbelief, because Qingzi yelled out with all his strength, "That's enough!" I won’t marry (lend) you! "

Yuanzi Chapter:

In the evening, the American version of the Midnight Bell was played on the TV. The next day, Miss Yuanzi was very excited. When asked why, she said: "Haha~~~ I watched the midnight version of The Ringer yesterday~~"

Episode:

After being tired in the laboratory all night, I walked out of the basement and flipped through the hanging The calendar on the wall said Saturday. Ai must have been exhausted, so she muttered to herself: "What day of the week is Saturday?" "

Yuan Tai Chapter:

I was playing with a toy gun in the park. The gun was filled with round plastic bullets. Several children "fighted" extremely fiercely. Kuai Yuantai ran out of bullets, so he went out to the park to buy round bullets. When he arrived at the store, he said: "Boss, wrap the round (atomic) bomb for me!" "

The boss was so frightened that he thought terrorists had appeared, and he opened his mouth to ask for a pack of atomic bombs...

Mitsuhiko's chapter:

In the Chinese self-study class, I Mitsuhiko, who was a student on duty, was responsible for maintaining discipline when the teacher left, but the classroom was so noisy that Mitsuhiko couldn't stand it anymore, so he stood on the podium and shouted: "Don't speak out!" ”

Everyone was silent: Brother, we don’t know ventriloquism...

Bumei’s chapter:

Bumei, who was buying things for her family in the vegetable market, suddenly saw There was a girl standing in front of me. "Sister, what do you want?" "Ayumi asked friendly. "This. The girl smiled slightly, pointed to the fish in her hand and said, "I don't know how to kill this fish." "Our little sister Bumei carried forward the character of helping others, pointed to the opposite side of the aisle, and said to the girl: "If you go over there, someone will (help) kill you. ”

After hearing this, the girl’s face turned pale, and then she pretended to retreat and quickly evacuated...

Doctor’s chapter:

The doctor leads the young detective team We all went to KFC together, and when we came to the counter, we wanted to say to the waitress: Miss, let’s have a chicken drumstick burger. Instead, we ended up saying: “Tummy, let’s have a hamburger...”

Conan+Ai + Ayumi + Mitsuhiko + Genta == |||

Megure Chapter:

At the case report meeting, Officer Megure took the report and said: "Let me Give an example. "I felt something was wrong, so I said instead: "Then let me give you an example..."

.........I feel so ashamed...

Sato's article:

This This time the case involved drugs. But Sato’s mother was sick and needed to buy jute, a traditional Chinese medicine. So while thinking about the case, Sato came to the traditional Chinese medicine store and said to the boss: “Boss, do you have any marijuana? The boss was stunned for a long time and said with sincerity: "No, no." Before Sato could react, he asked: "Where is it?" ”＝＝|||

Takagi Chapter:

During the group operation, Takagi was appointed as the team leader. This was the first time, and Takagi was a little nervous. When checking the number of people, , said to the people standing in front: "Raise your hands for those who didn't come..." Then under the puzzled + confused + BS eyes of the colleagues - embarrassing...

Excellent work:

When Yusaku was seventeen or eighteen years old, he was taking the driver's license test. During the road test (practical operation), he was nervous for a moment and said something violent in the car: "Report the instrument, the examiner is normal..."

Yukiko Chapter:

When Yukiko returned to Tokyo, on a whim, she took Conan and I for a ride. She drove, and Conan and I sat in the back seat, and we looked out the window. When I saw a child with messy clothes and an old hat, he was buying soy sauce. So Yukiko said with emotion: "It's true that poor children should become monks early~~~" Conan and I were so scared that we broke out in cold sweat, and then we remained silent with lingering fear. I thought: Fortunately, our family is not poor...

Kogoro's chapter:

Uncle Maori is a real drunkard. Sister Lan went out, and I stayed to take care of her drunkenness. The half-dead Uncle Maoli finished a few bottles of wine: “Hey, help me buy a few bottles! "I glanced at him, and for the sake of him being my brother's father-in-law in the future, I got up and went to buy it for him.

When I walked to the door, he added to me: "Hey, I want the beer to come from Iraq (cans)!"

……Iraq………you will reimburse the air ticket-.-

Yingli Chapter:

Aunt Yingli rarely comes to the office, but Uncle Maori just doesn't appreciate it and says she is nosy. It seems that this time the queen of the legal world was really pissed off by Uncle Maori, and she said: "Tiger does not send cats, you think I am critically ill!"

=.=... Look, everyone is so angry...