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1. Go home by bus with colleagues. Tired, then fell asleep. I woke up with my head on a grandmother's shoulder. After the grandmother got off the bus, she teased her colleague: You want fire! Grandma took dozens of selfies with you while you were asleep.

2. Today, a group of people sketched around a naked beauty. The teacher walked up to a male classmate and said, classmate, look at your painting. We learn to sketch, and we don't need to draw. Tease than male students looked up and said shyly, the teacher is really sorry, that's my nosebleed.

Dobby's colleague told us that he went to the mall to buy underwear and cut his hair after buying underwear. When I left, the proprietress of the barber shop chased me out and shouted, Brother, you forgot your underwear! As a result, people in the street looked at him with disdain. ......

The leader of our company is preparing for a meeting in the conference room and asks the assistant: Is everyone here? Shop assistant: Here we are! Make the leader wave: serve!

A funny guy came to me to buy a computer, but he didn't buy it for a long time and even gave him all my laptop passwords. ......