What are some jokes related to typos?

1, Ling said to Jin: Don't chase Liu Xiang, the shoes are gone! ?

2. The ruler said to Ruyi: Sister, the result is out. You are pregnant with twins. ?

3, the loss is boastful: Brother, remember, if someone praises you, you should be prepared to suffer a big loss! ?

Pingping said to Pang Ping: Mom, don't be angry. Our legs are like this. Let's make do! ?

I said to the giant: I have three rooms and two halls in the same district as you. ?

6. Sitting on the bush said: Two people sitting on a pole are not tired. Let's take a rest on our mound! ?

7. Jia Dui said to another: The key to a good relationship between husband and wife is equality of status. What can I do up and down? ?

8. The soldier said to Qiu: Look how cruel the war is! Both legs were blown off! ?

9. Say to Rourou: The family is so poor that only two people can cover a quilt! ?

10, Da Dui Shuang said: Son, there are only a few questions in this exam, so you gave Dad four wrong questions? ?

1 1, Xu said to Liao: Don't hold the baby with your head, just hold it for a while! ?

12, which is right: OK, did you buy a car? ?

13, the outside said: Don't stretch your hand so long if you want to be punished! ?

14, Niu said to Sheng: Dude, why did someone knock you down? ?

15, the Japanese said: Brother, it's time to lose weight! ?

Content expansion:

1, typo, as the name implies, refers to words such as typo. Other characters were also called "white characters" in ancient times. The so-called "Mr. Bai Zi" is a person who often reads or writes typos. There are subjective and objective reasons for the appearance of typos. Subjective reasons are not paying attention, not reading carefully, not writing, not looking up the dictionary, being careless and sloppy.

2, mainly because many people think that writing Chinese characters is a personal matter, and it doesn't matter if it's not enough, as long as you or others can understand how to write; Or some people don't know the structure and writing of some words at all. Of course, sometimes they write a word, but they make a mistake when they write it. If someone writes the radical meaning of "martial arts" as "case", "worm" as "worm", or "perseverance" as "never giving up", and so on. Some people, especially the operators of individual shops, write some nonstandard simplified words or other words for convenience.

More commonly, some people write "wine" as "beer", "biscuits" as "dry goods" and "restaurant" as "lobby". In addition, in order to make consumers have a more profound impact on their products, some merchants deliberately write typos, such as "cough is urgent" and "silent mosquito".