Who will tell a joke?

A, B and C are flying.

Suddenly, the plane broke down and finally crashed.

When a group of cannibals came out of the Woods and were discovered by cannibals, they fell on an uninhabited island.

I'll take them back to the patriarch. The patriarch said, today is my birthday, so I won't eat you. As long as you give me change for one hundred yuan, I will let you go.

So a, b and c went to look for it. After a while, B came back and found a hundred cherries. After a while, C came back. He brought back a hundred apples.

At this time, the patriarch said: Now put everything you are looking for 100 in my ass. If you plug them, you can't laugh or fall out. If you fall out or you laugh, I will eat you.

B and c started cramming. After a while, when B and C were both crammed into 99, they laughed.

The patriarch was very angry and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

B and c point in the same direction. When the patriarch looked at them, what he saw was ```````````````````.

A came back with a hundred watermelons! ! ! ! ! ! !