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A classic saying: If you say you are a tomboy, put away your pretensions
1. Brothers are like hands and feet, and women are like clothes. Whoever touches my hands or feet, I will pull off his clothes.
2. I wish your girlfriend will always be inflatable
3. Please remember that sentence and fight for the girl you choose
4. I know. I can't force anyone.
5. I heard that the hardest part of a tree is the scab
6. I didn’t even have time to tell you that I would be sad without you.
7. I am not a hero in anyone’s heart. I don’t have a sense of solitude and will not become braver as I fight.
8. Baby, a true good friend cannot be taken away by others.
9. People are sad, not because love is over, but because when everything is over, love is still there.
10. In addition to your parents, the only shadow in your life will not give up on you
11. Sometimes forgetting is the best relief. And silence is the best way to tell.
12. My sincerity is often hidden in the jokes, but you don’t know it.
13. I have never given up loving you, it just changed from strong to silent
14. There is still a day before the high school entrance examination. A very auspicious number!
15. Put away your pretensions when you say you are a tomboy
16. Appearance determines whether we are together, and personality determines how long we will be together.
17. Please forgive me for being in love with you for so long without knowing why.
18. No matter how warm your heart is, it will slowly grow cold after being tortured for a long time
< p> 19. I am not cold-blooded, nor am I slow-tempered. I'm just afraid that if I invest too much, I'll be sad when I leave.20. Why are you jealous of me? What I have now is all obtained by what I lost.
21. I am just tired of the hypocrisy in front of me and find that Just tell the truth from the bottom of your heart.
22. Doctor, I seem to be nearsighted. . So what are the main manifestations? Oh, I can’t see the money when I open my wallet_
23. The difference between you and me is: I treat you as the only one, but you treat me as one of them.
Twenty-four, learn to be a strong woman, not pretentious, not pretentious, not nagging, not cowardly, and live as proudly as you want
Twenty-five, not everything will surprise you The youth of time can warm your years
26. In fact, I like walking alone on the beach, looking up at the sky, that kind of leisurely feeling.
Twenty-seven. I know you don’t like it and you are tired of it. You can tell me. But do you know how I feel when I say a lot but only get a single word?
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28. I only want you and no matter how good you are, I don’t want anyone else
29. Only in times of difficulty can you know who is the idiot who cares about you and who is treating you. Strange bastard
30. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves hiding from the rain with you.
Thirty-one, your tears are like the ice of the North Pole, it hurts my heart to shed tears
Thirty-two, I'm sorry, I really love you, no matter what you think, you What can I say, my heart only belongs to you.
33. Being fat is not a sin, it’s just that God is jealous that you will be too perfect if you lose weight
34. When others hate you, you should proudly tell them, do you think I am Like you?
Thirty-five, you should take good care of yourself and stop thinking that there is someone waiting for you.
36. Love those who are good to you and forget those who do not know how to cherish you.
Thirty-seven. I am just afraid of the desolation after the excitement
Thirty-eight. Blame me for being cowardly and ignorant of love. I am lonely and alone with you
Thirty-nine , is it too easy for you to get my sincerity, so you must waste it.
Forty, if you can’t give to the only one, take your passion and get out.
Men, don’t be impulsive when you see a female and sow seeds everywhere!
41. When I’m in a bad mood, no one can coax me as much as a hug from you saying: It’s okay. I'm here!
42. People who laugh like fools are just people who cry like crazy people after waking up from a dream
43. Time bites you, you If you don’t leave, you will be covered with scars. What you say to yourself
1. Don’t frown even if you are unhappy, because you never know who will fall in love with your smile
2. Sometimes you don’t want to reveal the ugliness under the mask. It’s not fear, it’s a kind of kindness.
3. When you encounter a question you don’t want to answer, look directly into the other person’s eyes, smile and remain silent.
4. When someone asks you for something, look at him or her with a smile and say: What do you want in exchange for me?
5. When someone tries to make trouble with you unreasonably, watch quietly. He said: I wish you a good mood. Then leave.
6. Walk with your head up and your chest high. When you meet someone you don’t want to greet, nod, smile, and walk straight past.
7. If you don’t like someone, you can respond with a silent smile;
8. Please remember that a smile is the best medicine in life.
9. When you are tired, don’t worry about it. A friendship that makes you feel tired is not worth cherishing.
10. Happiness is the most important. Who, what, and what makes you happy, you should be with them. If something makes you unhappy, leave him. If there are no conditions, you will leave him even if you create conditions.
11. Love is like multiplication, if one of the terms is zero, the result will always be zero
12. I will never hurt the person who loves me and the person I love
13. I have a clear understanding of the weaknesses of human nature, but I will always believe in sincere love and always have a pure yearning for love.
14. Even if you are in love, don’t use your boyfriend’s money every day, as that will put a heavy burden on the person you love.
15. He may not be the best, but he must be the most suitable for you.
16. Don’t trample on your dignity. You can live without him, but you cannot live without your own dignity.
17. If you choose him, don’t leave him easily, because you must have sufficient reasons when you choose him.
18. If you choose him, you must love him well. His happiness is your own happiness.
19. Be more forgiving and understanding to those you love.
20. Be willing to do anything for the person you love.
21. See through but don’t tell. For many things, as long as you know them in your heart, there is no need to say them out loud.
22. As long as it does not violate the principles, be tolerant to others and help when you can. Never push people to death or leave a way out for them.
23. Don’t always tell others about your difficulties and expose your vulnerability.
24. Please remember that the definition of a good friend is: if you do well, she is happy for you from the bottom of her heart; if you do not do well, she is sincerely anxious for you.
25. You don’t have that many viewers, so don’t be so tired.
26. You can be very direct when speaking, and people are straightforward, which is better than being hypocritical.
27. Doing good deeds may not necessarily lead to good rewards. Honest people are often the ones who suffer. But the good thing is that you have no regrets.
28. Never waste a minute of your time thinking about anyone you don’t like.
29. How many people will say the same sentence when they are about to leave this world. This world is really helpless and bleak!
30. Love is not a charity and cannot be given casually. . There is no formula, no principle, and no reason to follow in feelings. But people are still persisting and pursuing until death.
31. Please speak out your dissatisfaction and grievances with compassion and a gentle attitude, so that others can easily accept it.
32. Those who create opportunities are brave. He who waits for opportunity is a fool.
33. Being able to say but not do is not true wisdom.
34. Listen more carefully to what others have to say, and don’t rush to express your own opinions.
35. The same bottle, why do you put poison? The same mentality, why are you full of troubles?
36. We will always keep what we can’t get. If you think he is wonderful, it is because you know too little about him and have no time to spend with him. One day, when you understand deeply, you will find that it is not as beautiful as you imagined.
37. There is only smoothness in this world, not perfection.
38. If you are alive for one day, you are blessed and you should cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found someone who had no feet.
39. The more attention you have to paying attention to others, the less time you have to reflect on yourself. Do you understand?
40. If you want to know about the swords and wars in the world, you can only listen to the sound of the slaughterhouse in the middle of the night. . Don't just complain about your illness and disasters, but look at how many sentient beings have died under your sword?
41. Hatring others is a great loss to yourself.
42. Everyone has life, but not everyone understands life or even cherishes it. For those who do not understand life, life is a punishment to them.
43. People who think they have wealth are actually possessed by wealth.
44. Emotional attachment is the cause of distress. Only when you let go of emotional attachment can you feel free.
45. Letting go is not to muddle along and follow the rules, but to do your best and listen to destiny.
46. Don’t be too sure of your own opinions, this way you will have fewer regrets.
47. When you are honest with yourself, no one in the world can deceive you.
48. It is shameful for people to cover up their shortcomings by hurting others.
49. A person who is full of jealousy, is not honest in his heart, and speaks incorrectly cannot be regarded as a person with good facial features.
50. Tell more jokes and deal with things with a humorous attitude, so that life will be easier.
51. Those who live in the applause of others cannot withstand the test.
52. Don’t deliberately guess what others think. If you don’t have the wisdom and experience to make the right judgment, you will usually make mistakes.
53. To understand a person, you only need to see whether his starting point and destination are the same, and you can know whether he is sincere.
54. The truth of life is just hidden in the dull.
55. If you don’t take a shower, the perfume will not smell good if you apply it hard. Fame and honor come from true talent and practical learning. Virtues are naturally fragrant.
56. Instead of rejecting the fact that it has become a fact, you might as well accept it.
57. Adversity is a necessary process for growth. Those who have the courage to accept adversity will grow stronger day by day.
58. You have to thank the person who told you about your shortcomings.
59. People who can think of others will never be lonely.
60. If you can discover your own shortcomings as accurately as you can see the shortcomings of others, then your life will be extraordinary.
61. Don’t be aggressive when speaking, don’t be lethal, don’t praise your abilities, don’t criticize others, and you will naturally turn your enemies into friends.
62. A person who often looks at the shortcomings of others is not good enough himself because he has no time to review himself.
63. Right and wrong happen every day. If you don’t listen, there will be nothing. him, then you must tolerate some of his shortcomings.
65. To overcome the fear of death, you must accept the concept that everyone in the world will die.
66. Although you hate a person, you can still find his advantages and benefits. There are too few cultivated people like this in the world.
67. Face your inner conflicts and stains honestly, and don’t deceive yourself.
68. Karma has never owed us anything, so please don’t complain.
69. We do have such advantages, but we also have to hide some of them. This is called self-cultivation.
70. The reason why people suffer is that they pursue the wrong things.
71. When you are happy, you have to think that this happiness is not eternal. When you are in pain, you have to think that the pain is not eternal.
72. Only by knowing yourself, surrendering yourself, and changing yourself can you change others.
73. Don’t waste your life on something you will definitely regret.
74. When you let go, there will be no worries.
75. Every trauma is a kind of maturity.
76. When you know the confusion, you are not pitiful. When you don’t know the confusion, you are the most pitiful.
77. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with low self-esteem cannot be saved.
78. Don’t always be dissatisfied with others, you should always review yourself. If you are dissatisfied with others, you will suffer yourself.
79. You have to be tolerant of those who have different opinions from you, so that life will be easier. If you keep trying to change him, it will be very painful for you. You have to learn how to tolerate him. You have to learn how to tolerate him.
80. To admit your own greatness is to recognize your own foolishness.
81. If a person cannot forgive others from his heart, then he will never feel at ease.
82. People who are filled with their own opinions and ideas will never hear the voices of others.
83. It only takes one sentence to destroy a person, but it takes a thousand words to cultivate a person. Please be more merciful.
84. When you persuade others, if you do not take into account the self-esteem of others, then no matter how good your words are, they will be useless.
85. Don’t mix arrogance with your wisdom. Do not let your humility lack wisdom.
86. There is no need to look back to see who is cursing you? If a mad dog bites you, do you have to lie down and bite him back?
87. Jealousy Others will not add any benefits to yourself. Being jealous of others cannot diminish other people's achievements. Say something in 2021
1. I believe that people who really care about me will not be taken away by others. Whether it's friendship or love. Sanmao
2. Let go of the past that cannot help you move forward.
3. Time is our current breathing, and every moment should be given wholeheartedly.
4. For whom does that flower bloom; for whom does that touch of fragrance flow; for whom does that love flow; for whom does that me wait.
5. I am confused, but I never escape reality. I am indifferent, but as long as I meet the right person, I will burn. I am timid, but I will show enough courage when necessary. I don’t have grand ideals, but I work hard every day. I may be small, but I am worthy of pride.
6. If you decide to be brilliant, the reflection will be amazingly beautiful!
7. Every blooming flower has experienced dark waves; every bright and dazzling flower has experienced dark waves. They have all gone through rain or shine; every person with infinite scenery has experienced sadness and sadness. The beauty that can be seen and the scars that cannot be seen, only those who have experienced it can better understand the power behind it.
8. Only after experiencing darkness can you have the desire for light; only after experiencing wind and rain can you understand the warmth of the sun; only after experiencing vicissitudes of life can you have a gentle heart; experience the best growth in life.
9. Every outstanding person has a period of silence. During that period, I put in a lot of effort, endured isolation and loneliness, and did not complain or complain. When I talk about it in the future, even I can be moved.
10. There is always a journey that needs to be walked alone, so walk bravely and finish it gorgeously.
11. Life is a process of constant choices. Lincoln said that the so-called smart person is that he knows what choice is. The two most important things in a person's life are to be good at choosing and to dare to give up. Many people do nothing in their lives because they are reluctant to give up. Dare to give up voluntarily, which marks the beginning of a new life.
12. When ignorance and wealth come together, your status will be even worse. Schopenhauer
13. Fall in love at first sight, fall in love with you again, until fall, a beautiful face will enchant the whole world for you. The encounter in this life is just a brush with each other in exchange for five hundred looks back in the previous life. In our lifetime, we will meet on a narrow road. A promise from you will be remembered in dreams for thousands of years.
14. The moment I take up the string, I play a song from the end of the world. You dance with the gauze and bring the brilliant blue flowers all over the place.
15. You can sing alone, drink coffee alone, graffiti alone, travel alone, go shopping alone, walk alone in the rain, listen to music alone, and talk to yourself. One is in a daze, one is dancing, one is watching TV, and one is flipping through magazines. There is only love, which cannot be achieved by oneself.
16. You will definitely meet someone in your life who will break your principles, change your habits, and become your exception. In fact, the happiest fairy tale in the world is just spending the years of daily necessities together.
17. I know that someone is waiting for me in this world, although I don’t know who I am waiting for. But because of this, I am very happy every day.
18. I wrap my thoughts tightly in the depths of my heart, just waiting for the destined person to gently open up a soft world.
19. Listen to the broken string and cut off the three thousand obsessions. The falling flowers are obliterated, and the wind is obliterated. If the flower is pity, it falls on whose fingertips.
20. Romance is trivial, but love is priceless.
21. Bastards and bitches are inevitable on the road to growth.
22. There is an ocean in everyone’s heart.
23. I already believe that I will never have to wait for some people, so I understand why I cry in dim lights.
24. Don’t cry out, there are many people waiting to see you in pain.
25. There are fewer and fewer words between us. The distance between us is getting farther and farther -
26. Many people come to your world just to teach you a lesson. Turn around and leave!!
27. Remember, waiting is fruitless looking. If you want to wait, just wait. Anyway, you are already in despair.
28. When can I turn around and love others like you?
29. Good night is the most comforting love word.
30. I am not afraid that you have nothing, I am afraid that I want everything.
31. The so-called risking one's life means that when someone is pointing a dagger at your heart, you can still say "I do" with a smile.
32. People who have been blocked by me countless times and are still added back are those who really love me
33. Even if you lose weight and become prettier, will everything be better for you? The person who loves you still doesn’t love you. No matter how fat, ugly or bad you are, the person who loves you will never dislike you
34. You walk in the opposite direction of me. The moment you walk, there is I never imagined how many tears I would shed.
35. After this summer, we will go our separate ways. Whether you love it or hate it. We may never see each other again.
36. Even if I am very happy. But there is always one person whose name makes me stop smiling immediately.
37. What can hurt me is not a breakup, but those weathered memories.
38. Thank you for always tolerating my unreasonable troubles, which are only due to my moodiness.
39. A forced smile, do you think it hurts you?
40. Too lazy to understand a world I don’t love.
20xx’s two selected words:
1. Luck is when opportunity happens to hit your hard work.
2. If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get older.
3. The so-called threshold means that if you pass it, it becomes the door; if you don’t pass it, it becomes the threshold.
4. The smallest good deed is better than the largest kind thought.
5. A true friend is not someone who has endless things to talk about together, but someone who doesn’t feel awkward even if they don’t say a word.
6. Everyone has two roads in life, one is walked with the heart, which is called dream; the other is walked with feet, which is called reality.
If the heart walks too slowly, reality will be pale; if the feet walk too slowly, dreams will not fly high. The splendor of life is always that the heart walks beautifully and can be one with the footsteps.
7. Tolerance is called tolerance for the first time, tolerance for the second time, and weakness for the third time.
8. As long as others are with you and you make them feel comfortable, you will achieve great things!
9. Learn to look down on some people and things, this is the only way to treat yourself Best protection.
10. Through the high mountains and long rivers of the passing years, there is always a scenery that will be beautiful because of us; there is always a smiling face that blooms for us; there is always an encounter that makes the whole past beautiful; there is always There will be someone who knows your warmth and happiness, and understands your joys and sorrows.
11. One person’s indifference will eventually silence another person. No matter how fiery the heart is, it will gradually cool down; no matter how persistent the person is, he will slowly withdraw.
12. Don’t mistake feelings for feelings. One day you will know what ruthlessness is. Don’t think that you don’t care. Eventually you will understand what coldness is.
13. The most important value in life is the happiness of the soul. Give yourself a sky to fly bravely no matter the wind or rain; give yourself a smile to be calm, confident, free and firm. We should accept what God gives us gladly, and should not burden others. We should look down upon the suffering and be indifferent to tiredness, and life will still be beautiful.
14. People's hearts are relative, exchange truth for truth; feelings are mutual, warm your heart with heart! Good fate means no separation; true love means being together. If you look at people with your eyes, your eyes will wander; if you feel them with your heart, you will be true.
15. The one who stays with you the longest is the one who loves you the most; the one who stays with you the longest is the deepest love! Many people disappear; many feelings gradually fade.
16. Don’t let the waiting heart wait until there is no hope; don’t let the person you miss miss miss you. It is not easy to meet each other in life; if our hearts know each other, we should cherish it even more!
17. Keep smiling, even when you are sad, someone may fall in love with you because of it.
18. Stop taking other people’s busyness and tiredness as comfort to yourself and others; don’t take other people’s indifference as an excuse to make yourself tired. If you go the wrong way, you must remember to look back; if you love the wrong person, you must know how to let go!
19. When you are in love, stay a little touched, and in the cold war, know how to be grateful.
20. If I have you in my heart, I will always take the initiative to find you; if I don’t have you in my heart, I will automatically ignore you. Don't use your dignity to pursue someone who doesn't love you; don't use your time to wait for a love that doesn't belong to you. Love must be worthy of love; let go, let it be free and easy!
21. Please don’t start if you are not prepared, and please don’t commit if you are not capable.
22. The beginning and ending of some stories are destined, no matter how many times the process can be changed with the Moonlight Treasure Box.
23. The hot temperature in the palm of my hand is the proof that I love you. The accelerated frequency of your heartbeat is evidence of loving you.
24. All relationships, starting from childhood, are the most beautiful. Later, sincerity was either lost to life or given to time.
25. Lose something, but also gain something; lose contact with some people, but feel lucky to still have a few friends; feel that you have not changed, but when you look back, you find that you have changed too much.
26. We may love the wrong person, we may cry for the wrong reasons, but one thing is absolutely true, these mistakes will.
27. Tired means often wandering between persistence and giving up, indecisive. If you are tired, take a rest; if you are bored, just relax.
28. In the vast sea of ??people, I am lucky to meet you. Falling in love with you is God’s arrangement. If I can marry you and accompany you throughout my life, it will be my happiness!
< p> 29. Doing every simple thing well is not simple, doing every ordinary thing well is extraordinary.30. Without sowing, there is no harvest; without hard work, there is no success; without hardship, there is no glory; without setbacks, there is no space to say in one sentence
1. Memories It's a very tiring thing, just like when you have insomnia and you can't lie down the right way.
2. If you don’t buy lottery tickets, you will never know how unlucky you are. If you don’t borrow money, you will never know how unpopular you are. If you don’t confess, you will never know how ugly you are.
3. If I could do it all over again, I would choose not to know many people.
4. You have a best friend, and when you really need you, your shadow is gone.
5. Don’t bother someone who doesn’t want to care about you, because the most important person in his heart is not you.
6. I can be defeated, but I will not allow myself to be unable to get up.
7. My noisy temperament was eventually polished into the lonely and taciturn person I am now.
8. You think my heart is iron, but in fact it is glass.
9. One of the scariest things about growing up is that you may become the kind of person you once looked down upon the most.
10. Those things that take a long time to understand will always be overturned by the occasional emotional loss.
11. Are active people too humble to be cherished?
12. Time and freshness prove how fragile our relationship is.
13. Later, I didn’t know whether I was looking for a partner or looking for your shadow.
14. You may be wrong about some things. Cinderella herself is the rich daughter, and the ugly duckling is the swan. Nothing suddenly changes from bad to ugly to beautiful.
15. You can cover your eyes, but you can’t cover your tears; you can cover your heart, but you can’t cover your heartache.
16. Life is like a train bound for the grave. There will be many stops on the way. It is difficult for someone to accompany you from beginning to end.
17. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but a lot of WIFI nearby, but you don’t know the password.
18. The saddest thing is when you meet someone special and realize that you can never be together. Sooner or later, you have to let go.
19. I finally learned to smile and shake my head and reject the things I like.
20. You should be grateful for betrayal, it teaches you not to be kind.
21. When I was a child, I often struggled with whether it would be better to go to Tsinghua University or Peking University when I grew up. When I grew up, I found that I simply thought too much.
22. After a long time, time will polish the sharpness into a round shape, and your name will become A, B, and C in my life. Everything about you will become trivial things that I no longer care about. I never imagined that there would be such a day. Thinking of you, there will be neither wind nor rain.
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