A sentence calling a man irresponsible

1. You are smart and know you are a person.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

3. fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.

What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

5. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but sometimes people are not people!

6. You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as romantic as the moon, as warm as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as an ox, as long as a tortoise and as lovely as a rabbit. In a word, you are nothing like human beings!

7. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will feel pain without me.

8. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

9. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but-dog dung.

10. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange the water pipe?

1 1. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

12. You think you are the sun and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

13. The east is not bright and the west is bright. What do you like?

14. If the person who wants to get married can't get married, then the plan will be ruined at most; The person who wants to soak is soaked, that is, soaked in formalin, called drop of blood. ...

15. A man's infidelity is like a dog, he can't change his mind and eats shit. Don't fantasize that he will stop there, let alone listen to his vows.

16. It's shameless for an animal to pretend to be an honorable gentleman!

17. I've never seen you like this. I said no, and you confessed like this.

18. I always don't understand a problem Why do people think you are a man?

19. After all, this is not a society that everyone loves. You'd better restrain yourself. Please respect yourself. Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

2 1. I can resist everything except temptation.

22. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

23. Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

24. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

25. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

26. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !