What wonderful people and things are there in your dormitory?

My dormitory now is almost a dormitory full of "mental patients", including me, of course, and there are all kinds of jokes every day. The two stupidest people are my housekeeper except me. Once, I wrapped a sanitary towel around my head as gauze, and then shouted in our dormitory: Who will save me, or wear toilet paper as a shawl? Standing shoulder to shoulder with the sun, this may be a fairy.

I could rap for a while, and then I made up a passage with our roommate's nickname, which was still popular in our dormitory for a while. During that time, I often heard about our dormitory, Yu Miaochi. I said two dogs, you said, two dogs, arrival, two dogs, arrival ... The dormitory is on the first floor of the stairs. It is estimated that many people will miss the "patients" in this dormitory when passing by.

There is also a girl and a girl with big breasts in our dormitory. Let's talk about women first. Other dormitories went downstairs to buy water, but they were all carried into the dormitory and then rolled away on the ground. The female man in our dormitory always picks it up directly and carries it into the dormitory without anyone following. When we go out, we just open the door for others. Then there is the sister with big breasts, and there is another name that I think is particularly suitable for her, that is, light bulb, and it is the kind with particularly large wattage. Roommates and partners go out to play, or eat, and we all leave quickly after eating, or avoid going out together. She's fine. She doesn't care. Once, a girl in our dormitory was having dinner with the other half and happened to sit at the same table with us. When the meal was ready, we asked who would eat it, but we all said no, except the girl with big breasts, who put the food from the girl's plate in her mouth. I said, let's go after eating, so that the two of them can enjoy lunch. She is still eating, saying that we didn't wait for her, and she didn't catch up with us when she finished eating. As a result, people went back to drink a cup of porridge.

There are many beautiful things. To this end, our dormitory also made a notebook to record all kinds of beautiful things and leave them to the next group of school girls living in this dormitory to share our happiness and friendship.