Chang'e's marriage

Chang'e is getting married, and she has finally chosen her right husband!

In heaven, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are not the only virtuous couple. As long as the gods with normal abilities basically have a companion, they may get married openly or secretly have an affair.

The reason for this is also very simple. The time in heaven is not as long as that on earth. The lifespan of gods is not calculated in terms of days and years, but in terms of thousands of years or hundreds of thousands. Years, not to mention those great gods and immortals who are immortal at every turn.

If you let them fiddle with themselves for such a long time, you are not just cruel, you are simply cruel.

Regarding Chang'e's emotional journey, we have to start from a long time ago.

Chang'e has stayed in the moon palace for a long time. She can't remember the specific time. It may be ten thousand years, or it may be a catastrophe. This is not important. What is important is that Chang'e is lonely.

As the saying goes, what girl doesn’t miss spring. Chang'e is no longer a girl. She has advanced to become a mature young woman. She has tasted the hot taste of male love and female love. Sichun does not quench her thirst. She needs people to constantly pick her and bite her. She likes teeth. The pleasure of juice splashing out at the moment of breaking the skin was hard to imagine how she could survive it for so long.

How many nights did Chang'e dream of Hou Yi? His strong arms, thick chest, and strong male body odor made her feel like she was going to melt away. When she woke up, her face was still hot and her breasts were still beating.

Heaven is a place where there are more men than women. Goddess, especially single ones, are definitely rare. Many gods and goddesses are thinking about a beautiful woman like Chang'e who is still single. Her suitors will line up, and it is estimated that they can go around from the South Gate to the North Gate.

Unfortunately, most of her suitors are lurking underwater. They want to pursue but are afraid of being rejected by Chang'e and losing face, so they hide them and don't dare to point them out. None of the male gods are upright and unrestrained. Free and easy look.

Among them are two outliers, both of whom are quite famous. One is named Zhu Bajie, and the other is Wu Gang, who is said to be "tired of cutting down trees but not worth the effort."

Bajie’s reputation is well-known to everyone and will appear later. Let me first talk about Wu Gang.

This Wu Gang is a scum among the gods, his face is thicker than the city wall. He squats outside the Moon Palace every day, waiting for an opportunity. This makes Chang'e unable to go out or take a step out of the Moon Palace, and she dare not take a step out of the Moon Palace.

Not to mention, Wu Gang really gave me a chance.

For some reason, a laurel tree grew in the main hall of the Moon Palace. It grew taller and thicker. If this situation continued, the Moon Palace would collapse and be crushed. The Moon Palace is Chang'e's only residence in heaven. Although it is a bit deserted, it finally has a place to stay. If this place was collapsed, she would end up living on the streets. Thinking of the green eyes of those male gods, Chang'e couldn't help but shudder. No matter what, the tree must be disposed of. Chang'e tried many methods to no avail. She was so anxious that she thought of Hou Yi again. It would be great to have a man by her side at this time.

Wu Gang saw the opportunity coming and was the first to run over and said to Chang'e:

"Fairy, I have an indestructible ax here to protect you from the Moon Palace."

p>

When Chang'e saw it was Wu Gang, she was so frightened that her face turned pale. I muttered in my heart that this gangster was squatting here every day, waiting for an opportunity to invade me. Once it is put in, it will attract the wolf into the house. But if you don't let it in, you will see that the moon palace is in danger. Let him in, he's the only one, and he should be able to cope with it. If this moon palace is gone, I will have to be exposed in front of thousands of Wu Gang, and in the end I may not even be able to find a single bone.

After weighing the pros and cons and thinking "If he dares to be rude, I will die with him", Chang'e let Wu Gang enter the Moon Palace.

Wu Gang thought he wanted to show off, so he rolled up his sleeves and started to work. After three times, five divided by two, the osmanthus tree was chopped down into a small sapling. However, as soon as Wu Gang stopped, the sapling grew thicker and taller again. Wu Gang continued to chop, chop for a while, watch for a while, watch for a while, and peel for a while.

"What are you looking at?" the fairy asked him.

"Look at you!" Wu Gang couldn't help but drooled.

"Hurry up and cut the tree down, then get out."

Wu Gang said that his ax could only cut so far, and he kept cutting. As he spoke, he raised his ax and struck the osmanthus tree. Sparks flew everywhere, but the osmanthus tree was unharmed.

Chang'e lowered her head and sighed.

An imperceptible smile appeared at the corner of Wu Gang's mouth.

"Fairy, if you don't mind our physical strength, please keep me in the Moon Palace so that I can look after this dishonest tree."

In this way, Chang'e had to let Wu Gang Stayed in the Moon Palace. But there is a condition: Wu Gang cannot leave Guishu for a moment. Wu Gang thought it was OK. He came in anyway, but he still worried that he would not have the chance to become a fairy?

Okay, at this point, our Brother Bajie is about to appear.

Bajie, who was not yet called Bajie at that time, was the majestic Tianpeng Grand Marshal, in charge of Tianhe's 100,000-strong navy.

He also has a bad temper and is a die-hard suitor of Chang'e. When he heard that Wu Gang, a scoundrel, had moved into the Moon Palace and still refused to leave, his eyes were so angry that he immediately rushed to the Moon Palace with a nine-tooth rake.

When he arrived at the gate of the Moon Palace, without saying a word, he picked up a rake and started building it. Hearing a bang, he poked a big hole in the gate of the Moon Palace and said, "Wu Gang, get out of here and eat my rake." I have to poke a few bloody holes in your body.

Chang'e took a look and saw, isn't this Marshal Tianpeng? We didn't have any friendship in the past, but he smashed my moon palace. He was more of a robber than a robber, so she called Wu Gang to come out and challenge him. She quickly reported it to the Jade Emperor.

When Bajie saw that Chang'e didn't even look at him, and even regarded Wu Gang as one of his own, and let him deal with him, he was so angry that his nose breathed fire, and when his brain got hot, he swung the rake and made a meal of it. Smash it, smash the Moon Palace to pieces.

When Wu Gang saw Marshal Tianpeng looking like this, he didn't dare to come out to challenge him, so he found a place to hide.

The result can be imagined. Bajie was thrown into the mortal world because he broke into the house in broad daylight to molest Chang'e. The Jade Emperor did not give him a chance to explain, so he fell into the pig pen and turned into a pig.

Bajie felt that he was too cowardly. He was originally going to save the beauty, but in the end he ended up teasing her.

He has been reflecting on what the problem is and whether his violent temper has harmed him. If he had a better temper and knew how to be forbearing, maybe Chang'e would already be his wife.

Imagination is always beautiful, but the cruel reality keeps reminding Bajie: You are a pig now, an ugly pig demon with a bad temper. Do you want to marry Chang'e? Bah, don't look in the mirror, a sow is more suitable for you.

No, you must marry Chang'e! In order to achieve this wish, Bajie formulated a plan to empathize and change gender.

When he first came to earth, Bajie would still get mad and build randomly while holding a rake. But slowly, Bajie began to hone his temper as planned. Sometimes I couldn't stand it any longer, so I bit my pig's tongue until blood poured out.

There was a lot of blood, but fortunately, he survived.

He felt that he was already a humble pig with a kind face and a forbearing heart.

He decided to practice with some more mortal women.

Therefore, all the pretty women within a few hundred miles of his residence were harmed by him. At the beginning, there were people who wanted to commit suicide, but Bajie comforted her softly, saying that I really like you so much that I can't control myself. If those women insisted on dying, Bajie would take out the knife and stab his own thigh decisively, saying that if you don't survive, I would stab myself to death first. Needless to say, it really worked. Those women stayed for a while, and were finally moved by Bajie's infatuation. They sincerely committed themselves to Bajie and were willing to be harmed by him.

He is hunting for beauty and cultivating his good temper.

He has also been thinking about Chang'e and wonders what happened to her. A woman's family is struggling in heaven, and there are so many gods and goddesses, all of them are like green-eyed wolves. Is that Wu Gang still in the Moon Palace? He didn't do anything to my Fairy Chang'e. Every time he thought of this, he didn't dare to think about it anymore.

He had to endure it, even if his heart was bleeding, until the day he saw the light of day again.

Everyone knows what happened next.

The five-member group faced the wind, frost, and obstacles as they headed west. Only those involved knew the hardships.

As the Buddhist scripture journey deepens, Bajie understands a truth more deeply: Tang Monk is the undisputed leader. The monkey is enough to fight monsters on the road. Junior Brother Sha is a coolie and only knows The white dragon horse just carried the burden patiently and supported the master on the westward journey. He was just a dispensable member of the Buddhist scripture collection team. Occasionally he would lead a horse or exchange burdens with Junior Brother Sha. If he wants to continue to stay, and even realize his wish to marry Chang'e in the future, he must firmly hold on to this team and become a valuable presence in the team.

No, he relies on the kindness and forbearance he has already practiced, flattering his master, slipping into the ditch of his senior brother, sharing his burden, feeding the horses, and serving everyone tea. He handed me a bottle of water and told some jokes to relieve everyone's boredom. He seemed to be the happy fruit in the group. Everyone really felt that without Bajie, this long journey would be over.

Bajie not only found his own position, but also perfectly integrated into the team.

The five masters and apprentices obtained the scriptures and returned to the Tang Dynasty to hand in errands.

One day, Tang Monk, Wukong, Sha Monk and Longma were meditating when they suddenly heard someone crying at the top of their lungs.

Everyone woke up and saw Bajie crying like a pig.

"Bajie, what's going on? We have all achieved enlightenment, and it's not too late to be happy." Tang Monk, the Merit Chantan Buddha, asked Bajie.

"Yes, you idiot, why are you so sad?" Sun Wukong, the victorious Buddha, also saw Bajie crying like this for the first time.

Bajie confessed the whole story, saying that he had been greatly wronged for hundreds of years, and you have to make the decision for me. His current wish is that he wants to chop Wu Gang into pieces immediately, and he wants to take Chang'e into his arms immediately.

"This idiot's scriptures have been obtained in vain. He still has those thoughts of murder in his mind. He is really a pig and cannot be taught."

"Senior brother, don't talk about this useless thing. You become a Buddha, you become an Arhat, you become an Arhat, I am just a messenger, don’t you just worry about that when you are full. Master, brothers and sisters, if you don’t help me, I won’t get up.” Wan continued to sit on the ground and fool around.

Tang Seng has always loved Bajie the most, because Bajie has a big mouth and is very sweet. He often flatters Tang Seng with his long head and short head. In addition, he has a fat head, big ears, and a cute smile. , so he won the favor of Tang Seng, who kept him as a pet pig.

At this moment, he heard that his beloved disciple and pet pig had suffered this injustice before. It depends on the owner to beat a dog, but it is not necessary to bully a pet pig? Immediately, he was filled with anger. When the other brothers saw that their master was so angry, they asked him to go and vent his anger on Bajie.

Immediately, the group of five people learned the scriptures and rode on the black clouds, angrily heading towards the heaven.

When we arrived at Nantianmen, the Southern Growth King was just about to talk when he was knocked to the ground by Wukong. Who the hell has time to talk to you?

The King of Heaven was lying on the ground, shouting "Oh my liver hurts."

The five-person group met with the Jade Emperor and explained their reasons.

The Jade Emperor was reluctant at first. He had long wanted to take in Chang'e as a child, but he had always been afraid of the Queen Mother, a tigress. But his ability to climb up to the position of the Jade Emperor relied on his ability to adapt to the changing circumstances and act according to the circumstances. He then agreed to depose Wu Gang first and then find a way to facilitate the marriage. He thought that if he could really help him get married, he would have another powerful backer in heaven.

Now Tang Monk and Wukong have the same identities and powers as Tathagata Buddha. The Jade Emperor is a sensible person.

"Two respected Buddhas, I will go with you to propose marriage to Marshal Tianpeng."

The marriage proposal team came to the Moon Palace in a mighty manner.

It is said that Wu Gang has no time to spare for a moment and is still cutting trees in the Moon Palace.

Chang'e is still alone, but now besides Wu Gang, there is another man sitting in the moon palace.

He is Hou Yi.

He came because he wanted to relive his old dream with Chang'e.

Back then, Chang'e secretly ate his elixir and ascended to heaven alone.

After Chang'e left, Hou Yi was left alone and miserable.

Sometimes while eating mixed noodles, he looked at the moon and itched his teeth with hatred. Several times he put down the bowl, picked up his bow and nocked an arrow to shoot the moon down. Ask this cruel man. Why did his mother-in-law treat him like this?

After all, he didn't shoot the arrow. He loved Chang'e too much.

Hou Yi benefited all people in the world by shooting down the sun, and his merits were immeasurable. After going through a great calamity of reincarnation, he was finally reincarnated in the heaven.

The Jade Emperor even granted him an official position that we are familiar with---Bima Wen. But Hou Yi had no time to pay attention to his horses. Instead, he went directly to his horse, Chang'e, and asked her what she was thinking. It was obvious that two people could ascend to heaven after taking the medicine, but she wanted to eat it alone. .

"Why did you swallow the elixir alone and leave me alone in the world?"

"I was afraid that you swallowed the elixir alone and left me alone in the world. I am a weak person. "Women, how can you live in such a dangerous world?"

"When did I make noodles with soy sauce, I didn't eat them until you were full? If you finished eating them all, I wouldn't have to eat them. I would eat them alone?" ”

“Don’t mention the miscellaneous noodles, I have eaten enough. I still smell like miscellaneous noodles on your body. Why haven’t you taken a shower for so long?”

Hou Yi was speechless. He was such an honest and honest man, and he didn't know how to answer what Chang'e said.

"But now I regret it. This heaven is no different from the human world. The human world is like a wolf, and the heavenly world is like a tiger. I am a weak woman, walking on thin ice every day. If I don't pay attention, I will be kidnapped by them." Eat him alive."

"You didn't find a male god to hang out with?" Hou Yi asked.

"I'm looking for it, but I can't find anything suitable."

"Then who is this?" Hou Yi asked, looking at Wu Gang who was whittling the tree with his axe.

"The long-term worker I hired is also a talisman." Chang'e blinked at Hou Yi with a mysterious smile on her face.

"Amulet?"

"Exactly. Did you see the laurel tree? It keeps growing. In fact, it was conjured by me. I created it for myself. It was a series of tricks by the guardian. The male god was fooled by me, and he thought that I was tricked by him. What a fool. The tree kept growing, and the male god had to keep cutting it, and he had no time to try to trick me. , I am safe in the Moon Palace. Because of this tree, he can't leave the Moon Palace, and the stinky male gods outside naturally don't dare to do anything to me. Of course, I also indirectly protect him by doing this, because as long as he. If you take one step out of the Moon Palace, you will be beaten to death by the gang of male gods. So, my strategy of killing three birds with one stone is pretty perfect."

Hou Yi was stunned. This was still the same as before. Is your wife happy with just a bowl of miscellaneous noodles?

"Since he is a long-term worker, let's team up and work together in heaven. Two fists are no match for four hands." Hou Yi went straight to the point.

Just when Chang'e was about to agree, she heard the sound of heavenly music, drums and flowers flying outside. The marriage proposal team rushed in in a mighty manner.

As soon as Chang'e and Hou Yi got to the point, they were interrupted by the proposing team that rushed in with a crash. They stood there in shock for a long time without saying a word.

Here Wu Gang saw Bajie coming in and knew that he had returned from Buddhist scriptures. He shouted that something was wrong and immediately stopped what he was doing. He paid homage to the Jade Emperor, the Meritful Sandalwood Buddha, and the Victory Buddha, and then left. He came to Bajie and shouted "Hello Bage!" with a smile.

It was better not to call him. When Bajie heard that he called himself "Bago", he was so angry that he said, "Mom, it's a parrot." " He raised his foot and kicked Wu Gang over, then rode up and gave him a good beating, throwing away all the grievances and hatred he had accumulated for hundreds of years.

"Your Majesty, help!"

"Wu Gang, it's all your fault for being a gangster and not looking at the target. You deserve it! Marshal Tianpeng, you beat me as you should, please continue!"

Bajie was so satisfied with the beating that he staggered to his feet. Here the Jade Emperor ordered someone to bring him a chair.

"Fairy, let's get straight to the point. I'm here this time to ask for a marriage for Marshal Tianpeng. There was a misunderstanding last time. It turns out that you are really not enemies and don't get together."

"Your Majesty, Chang'e is my wife." Hou Yi's rich voice echoed in the Moon Palace.

The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, but quickly replied:

"That was all in ancient times. Don't be stubborn. Whose wife is Chang'e now?" "My son, she has the final say. Fairy, don't you think so?" Chang'e looked at the battle like a mirror in her heart.

"Well, I am a womanly person, so I would like to ask Your Majesty to make the decision."

When Hou Yi heard Chang'e's words, what did he mean?

"In order to prevent people from saying that I, the emperor, favors this and that, I have a suggestion. Marshal Tianpeng and Bima Wen will have a fair competition. Whoever wins will be the fairy's man."

"Bima Wen?" When Wukong heard that the Jade Emperor was exposing his scars in front of so many people, he thought, do you think I didn't bother him enough?

"Great Sage, I'm not talking about you. This fierce general brother is now officially titled 'Bima Wen'. Of course, it can also be regarded as my little 'memorial of forgetfulness' to you. You have become a Buddha. , I really miss you, look at the fierce general brother can also quench my thirst." This ability of observing people's emotions and flattering horses is amazing.

After listening to what the Jade Emperor said, Wukong suppressed his anger.

"What kind of comparison?" Bajie asked.

"Compare backgrounds, looks, and talents. Win two out of three games, and the winner will immediately carry Fairy Chang'e away." The Jade Emperor said loudly.

When Bajie heard this, he thought, Damn it, the Jade Emperor is trying to trick me.

When Hou Yi heard this, he realized that the Jade Emperor was one of his own.

Tang Monk, Wukong and others are waiting to see what happens. Once the Jade Emperor dares to play any tricks, they are always ready to rob him.

"In the first round, between Marshal Bibi and Master Bima Wen, who has the stronger background. I declare that whoever you support, please stand behind him."

The Jade Emperor As soon as he finished speaking, everyone walked behind Bajie in unison. Wu Gang was beaten so hard that he couldn't walk, so he gritted his teeth and crawled to Bajie's side. Even Chang'e herself stood behind Bajie smartly.

The Jade Emperor said, Chang'e, you are a trophy. How can you show such a serious tendency? This is a very serious competitive game, and it is also related to your lifelong happiness. Quickly stand back in your neutral zone. go.

The Jade Emperor announced that Bajie won the first round, with the score being 1-0.

"In the second round, let's see who is more handsome."

Hou Yi thought I should win this time, and closed his eyes to prepare for the cheers of victory. But he didn't hear any sound. Someone came up behind him. When he opened his eyes, he was dumbfounded. Everyone was still lined up neatly behind Bajie.

"Jade Emperor, I protest, this is too dark." Hou Yi couldn't help it.

The Jade Emperor said that the eyes of the masses were sharp and that the eyes were on their bodies. They gave their own answers. The unanimous vote was that Bajie was the more handsome one. He had nothing to say. .

The Jade Emperor then announced that Bajie still won the second round. The total score was 2 to 0 and Bajie defeated Houyi. There was no need to compete in the talent competition.

Hou Yi was tall and tall, with thick eyebrows and big eyes. He actually lost to a pig in the appearance contest, which made Hou Yi feel a little dizzy.

Hou Yi felt that maybe the aesthetics of Heaven was indeed somewhat unique, but his martial arts skills were not worthy of him. He was not given a stage to show off, which made his life miserable.

While Hou Yi was still thinking about it, the Jade Emperor decisively issued an imperial edict to Bajie and Chang'e to choose a date for their wedding. He asked Taibai Jinxing to choose a good and auspicious day, and then sent out invitations widely to hold a heavenly ceremony. The biggest wedding ever.

Bajie felt as if he was in a dream. He originally thought that if he wanted to marry Chang'e, he would definitely have to go through a lot of fighting or hardships. I didn't expect it to be achieved so easily.

There were many things he didn't expect.

He glanced at Chang'e secretly, but he didn't expect that Chang'e was also secretly looking at him.

Hou Yi saw all this, what kind of species was the woman? She changed her face faster than a dog. Just a moment ago, I was about to agree to work with him, but now it seems like I am just like nothing, with all my thoughts focused on that fat pig.

In fact, this cannot be blamed on Chang'e, but on Hou Yi who never really understood his wife.

When Chang'e followed Hou Yi, life was very difficult. She could only eat one meal a day, and it was the same every time, a big bowl of mixed noodles. Chang'e is a person who loves beauty. She doesn't care if she doesn't buy cosmetics. She can tolerate not buying new clothes. She can't even guarantee three meals a day. Looking at the tarnished skin in the mirror, the sunken eyes, and the no longer bulging breasts, Chang'e felt as if she had been struck by lightning.

She couldn't bear it anymore, and she decided to leave Hou Yi and find the man who understood her and loved her. One day, seeing Hou Yi absent, she secretly took the elixir and flew to the moon.

In the heaven, bathe in the radiance of the sun, moon and stars, absorb the essence of fairy flowers and grass, if you are lucky, you can participate in a peach party and eat a fairy peach, and if you are lucky, you can taste Laojun's golden elixir. . Under the nourishment of these divine objects, Chang'e became more than a hundred times more beautiful than in the human world.

It can be said that Chang'e is the most beautiful woman that has ever appeared in heaven, which has simply subverted the perception of beauty by the gods in heaven.

Those who are already married, such as the Jade Emperor, secretly beat their chests and regretted getting married so early.

Those who are not married feel that they have a chance, and then feel that they have no chance. They are all startled and confused. When I walk, I bump into the sky pillar, when I drive, I get hit by someone behind me, and I feel even more listless at work. Heaven is in chaos.

The most terrible thing is that the relationship between colleagues in heaven is no longer as harmonious as before. Everyone dislikes everyone, everyone wants to kill and maim someone, and in the end only one is left. , hug the beauty back home.

Chang'e, Chang'e, if this continues, will heaven be called a heaven!

Brother Bajie came just in time. He turned the tide and saved Heaven.

Chang'e has found her home, no one should miss her anymore.

Hou Yi, a reckless man, was still feeling secretly sad. He couldn't figure it out.

Tang Seng and Wukong looked at each other and smiled, thinking that it was time, they wanted to untie this dead knot. If one day Hou Yi lost his mind and went crazy, firing thousands of arrows, the heaven would be in another catastrophe.

The two Buddhas came to Bi Mawen's mansion and walked straight in.

Hou Yi saw the two of them coming, took his bow and arrows, and prepared to fight.

"Master, don't panic. We have come to report something to the master."

When Hou Yi heard that the two Buddhas were so domineering just now, why did his tone suddenly change? They want to confuse me first, and then take the opportunity to attack me. They don't dare to let down their guard at all.

Tang Seng and Wukong sat down and looked at Hou Yi with smiles on their faces. Tang Seng spoke.

"Great God, we Buddhists have a saying, "Buddha saves those who are destined." For those who are not destined, even if a thousand Buddhas are born, they will not be able to help at all."

Hou Yi saw the two of them sitting and starting to talk. He really didn't regard himself as an outsider. After becoming a Buddha, could he be so non-discriminatory? He was a little impatient after hearing what Tang Monk said was confusing.

"Brothers, tell me what you have to say."

"Okay, then I'll get straight to the point. Great God, since the fairy stole your elixir, the relationship between you has changed." The fate is over. If you let her go, you will find new freedom. "

"You said that the fate between me and Chang'e is over. Could it be that the pig is destined to be with Chang'e? "

"You are right, Bajie and Xianzi really should have this romantic love.

Bajie had endured for more than five hundred years in the human world, and had waited silently for a thousand years when he was Marshal Tianpeng, and it was only in exchange for the high spirits at this moment. Don't think that everyone is deliberately targeting you. This is the retribution you deserve for being arrogant and domineering and humiliating others when you were Emperor Shakti hundreds of millions of years ago. Therefore, the retribution of karma is not satisfactory at all. It is not that it is not repaid, it is just that the time has not come yet. ”

Hou Yi understood the general idea. He didn’t expect that he had served as Emperor Shakti a long time ago, which is the position of the Jade Emperor now. He didn’t want to hear these things about karma and retribution. What he urgently needs to solve now is his personal physical needs.

"But I really want to have a woman. "

Tang Seng laughed and said that women would have it, and the great god would have to be patient for a while.

After hearing what Tang Seng said, Hou Yi felt much better. Now that there will be Women, why bother with Chang'e? He even started to yearn for his future woman.

Besides, Bajie, he had been waiting for this day for too long, and now that he had finally got it, he felt surprisingly happy. Calm, because there are some real issues that he must figure out.

"Fairy girl, tell me the truth. Are you really interested in me despite my pig head?" "

"Do you really want me to tell the truth? "

"That's necessary. This important matter of marriage is nothing to play with. We are in this heaven, and we don't know how long we will stay. We have to make do with it. Every day is suffering, so it is better to break up as soon as possible. "

"If I really want to face your pig head, I will definitely lose my appetite, let alone the thought of your pig mouth trying to bite my little mouth, I want to die. "

Bajie's heart dropped when he heard that, and he felt like the sky was falling.

"But the problem is, why can't I see the pig head they mentioned about you? Isn't your head the same as when you smashed my door? "

"Huh? Is there such a thing? " Bajie was puzzled.

Chang'e did not lie, there is such a magical thing in the world. What others see as a pig's head, Chang'e looks like the handsome face of Marshal Tianpeng.

"It's my fault for being so impatient at the time. When I heard that Wu Gang broke into the Moon Palace, I wanted to kill that kid quickly. Otherwise you would have been my wife five hundred years ago. "

Chang'e laughed so hard that she kissed Bajie's fat pig face.

Bajie asked Chang'e what she planned to do with Wu Gang. Chang'e said just He was punished to continue chopping down trees in the Moon Palace.

"Then you can't continue to live in the Moon Palace. Come live with me at my master's place. It is the holy land of the Seven Treasures. You are the most beautiful in the world." A woman, only that place is worthy of you. ”

After listening to Bajie’s words, Chang’e felt from the bottom of her heart that she had found her destiny, and there was nothing more she could ask for in marrying such a husband.

She felt that Bajie should have good looks. Appearances, background, and strength. The five-person group was the super idols of Chang'e's time. They were as red as purple and as purple as black. My husband was one-fifth of this group and could eat hundreds of dollars. For the rest of my life. The most important thing is that Bajie treats her sincerely and is full of concern in everything she says and does.

She is now waiting for the wedding that attracts everyone's attention.

The wedding scene was very lively. The Jade Emperor personally took charge of the wedding. Everyone who could come from heaven and earth came, and those who couldn't come also thought of a way to come. For no other reason than the merits of Tantan Buddha and Dou Zhan. Buddha, who can afford to offend them?

Everyone was smiling, congratulating Bajie and Chang'e, praising that they were a match made in heaven, but in their hearts they were cursing, "These days, all the good things are lost to pigs." "I'm so proud."

Chang'e didn't know and didn't want to know what others thought. She just felt that her happy life had just begun.