Questions in The Deer and the Cauldron

Record of classic lines from Zhou Xingxing's "The Deer and the Cauldron"

1

The famous martial arts of Chen Jinnan is called the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Bodhisattva shaking his head for fear of the golden light, thunderbolt and thunderbolt palm. With one strike of the palm, all cockroaches, fleas and bedbugs within a hundred miles will turn into fly ash

2

The eunuch is an incomplete man. This fake beard can make I regained some of my self-esteem as a man.

3

Wei Xiaobao: Master, there is something I don’t know whether to say or not

Chen Jinnan: But it doesn’t hurt to say it

Wei Xiaobao: Master, you are such a bastard

4

Wei Xiaobao: Hey, there is an inn!

One-armed God Ni: Well, there really is an inn.

5

The admiration of a villain for an adult is like the endless flow of a surging river, or like the overflowing Yellow River that is out of control

6

Officials: Your Majesty, we would like to invite you to have a meal with us. How about you?

Duolong: That's good...but Mr. Wei just passed away, so this is not good, so why not cash it in?

Officials: OK.

Duolong: Also, the golden clothes and golden shoes we organized for Mr. Wei, how are they going?

Officials: Let’s do it immediately.

Duolong: Well, let’s discount it. By the way, Mr. Wei liked beautiful women the most during his life. I'm afraid he will come to me at night. So

, why not ask ten or eight beautiful women to sleep with me.

Officials: OK.

Duolong: But I am a serious person, so I would be embarrassed to ask so many beautiful women to sleep with me...

7

In the corridor of Lichun Courtyard , Wei Xiaobao teased a maid: Love!

The maid never looked back: she trampled people.

8

Jianning: What are you burning! There seem to be a few words in it!

Longer put out the fire and the four words fell to the ground.

Wei Xiaobao: Dong...you come and read it.

Wei Chunhua: The East is undefeated!

Everyone: Hey, where are you?

9

Wei Xiaobao: Duolong, how dare you call me a bastard? You want to die, I will fine you ten thousand taels!

Duolong&Wei Chunhua: Ah!

Wei Chunhua: How unintentional you are! Brother, please spare him!

Wei Xiaobao: You defend him so much, are you two having an affair?

Wei Chunhua immediately jumped on Duolong, and then sat close to each other: We are innocent!

10 Madams: Xiaobao seems to have something on his mind lately!

Shuang'er: Ake, Xiaobao loves you the most. Do you know what's going on?

Ake: Xiaobao didn’t tell me.

Wei Chunhua: Huh, I have helped my brother bathe since he was a child. I know how many hairs he has on his body. His concerns cannot escape my eyes.

Ladies: Ah, what’s the matter with him?

Wei Chunhua: Wahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I don’t know

11

In the princess’s car:

One soldier: protect the emperor! Protect the emperor!

The Emperor: Well, you are very sincere! May I have your name?

Bing: My name is Wen Zhaolun. Your Majesty

Your Majesty: OK, go back and kill your nine clans

12

Chen Jinnan surrendered to Wei Xiaobao and introduced him into the inner hall:

Chen Jinnan: Xiaobao, You are different from people outside. You are a smart person, and we smart people say smart things. People outside need to use their spirit to paralyze them. To oppose the Qing Dynasty and restore the Ming Dynasty is just a slogan, which is actually the same as Amitabha Buddha. Qing Gou stole our money and women, so we have to get him back.

Wei Xiaobao: Oh, so that’s it. The anti-Qing movement is just to take back our money and women. The so-called anti-Qing and restoration of the Ming dynasties is just taking off your pants and farting, understand.

13

Wei Xiaobao: Is it too dangerous to go like this?

Chen Jinnan: No, because I can teach you peerless martial arts!

As he spoke, he took out a book from his sleeve and wrote the four characters "peerless martial arts"

Wei Xiaobao: It is really peerless martial arts!

Chen Jinnan: This is just a catalog of peerless martial arts, those are the secret books of peerless martial arts. (Pointing to a large weight of book)

14

Wei Xiaobao: Stop playing! (He was touched randomly by Jianning and then jumped out from under the desk)

Aobai: Who are you? Why are you here? Someone come! Drag it down and kill it!

The Emperor: Can’t be beheaded!

Wei Xiaobao: Can’t be killed!

Aobai: Why?

The Emperor: Because, because...he is my confidant!

Officials: My lord!

15

When Duolong saw that Wei Xiaobao was not dead and came back safely, he couldn't believe it:

Wei Xiaobao: Duolong...

< p>Duolong (continues singing): What year and month...

Wei Xiaobao: Duolong!

Duolong (continues singing): What year and month...

Wei Xiaobao gave Duolong a hard slap in the mouth~~~~~~~

Duolong: Mr. Wei! Mr. Wei, you are not dead! I...

Wei Xiaobao: Duolong, if you do this, you are worthy of me!

Duolong: Mr. Wei, I really regretted that day after I held you with a knife and handed it over to the demon girl! So I carved two words on my arm...

Wei Xiaobao: Those two?

Duolong stretched out his arm: See for yourself!

Wei Xiaobao: Revenge?

Duolong: I didn’t read many books when I was young. I wonder if I made any typos?

Wei Xiaobao: Probably not, but the blood is still flowing! It was just engraved, right?

Duolong held the knife and pointed at these two words: No, Mr. Wei, every time I think of avenging you, my blood will surge...

Wei Xiaobao: Then your knife...

Doron threw the knife away in fear: Who put the knife in my hand? who? !

16

After Wei Xiaobao was caught by the fake queen

......

Queen: What is hidden in the forty-two chapters of the Sutra? secret? If you don't tell me, I'll kill you!

Wei Xiaobao: Now there are more than 80,000 people in the world knowing that I have come to your place. Kill me? snort!

Queen: Do you think I dare not?

Wei Xiaobao: Huh, all the forty-two chapters of the Sutra are in my hands now. If I kill you, I will never find them! (Sit down, very proud) Pour the tea!

The fake queen threw three forty-two chapters of the Sutra on the stage.

Wei Xiaobao was jumped: Oh, you got it? Just get it...

Queen: Do you want to tell me?

Wei Xiaobao: I really don’t know! What did you tell me to say? You're not really going to kill me!

Queen: Don’t worry, today is the fasting period strictly observed by our Shenlong Sect, and no killing is allowed.

Wei Xiaobao: You should have told me earlier! It makes other people's hearts skip a beat...

17

Wei Xiaobao: I was bullied by a sissy on the street today!

Shuang'er: Who is so bold?

Wei Xiaobao: This man's eyes are like lanterns, his mouth is bigger than a vat, and his tongue is like a cow's tongue... (Long'er walked past him at this time) Slow down, slow down, you see, he is as long as He is almost, wow, the more he looks, the more he looks like...

18

After Xiaobao used a musket to scare Duolong into falling:

Xiaobao: Wow ! Can't even cover it with the Golden Silkworm Armor? Remember, don’t move in your house! I’ll search the house again in a few days

19

Jianning: Do you have another woman?

Xiaobao: Apart from you, there are other women in my eyes. It's just a piece of shit! (Shuang'er starts to fight...

. )

Jianning: Why are you beating yourself?

Xiaobao: There are mosquitoes. Damn mosquito, if you dare to fly to my chest, I will punch you to death!

Jianning: You are vomiting blood!

Xiaobao: I've been a little angry recently

20

When Kangxi entertained Wu Yingxiong, Wei Xiaobao said: It turns out that he is the prince of Pingxi. He is really not as famous as meeting him.

21

Xiaobao first entered the palace

Afraid and climbed on Hai Dafu

Hai Dafu: Xiaochunzi, are you? Afraid?

Xiaobao: Not afraid

Hai Dafu: Not afraid. Why are you riding on me?

Xiaobao: People think you like it

22

The Emperor: From today on, I will designate you as a gold medal undercover agent to monitor Hai Dafu

......

Jianning: By the way, keep an eye on me too!

23

The Emperor: Don’t tell anyone what happened today, otherwise, I will kill you!

Xiaobao: What if she tells it? (Pointing at Jianning)

The Emperor: I also want your head to fall to the ground!

Xiaobao: The emperor is fair and strict in dealing with things, and I admire him!

24

-Hey, I think it will take me a few months to practice for such a thick book.

-This is a catalog of peerless martial arts. The books are over there (there are mountains of books on "peerless martial arts")

-Then I think it will take three months, Master. How long have you been watching?

-I have watched martial arts for three years and practiced martial arts for thirty years before it has reached what it is today.

25

(Xiaobao was picked up from under the desk in front of the palace by Ao Bai)

-Who are you and why are you here?

-Uh...guess

26

(Xiaobao wanted to escape, but he was caught by Obai's pigtails and escaped. No more. )

-At this point, I have to tell you one thing. In fact, I am your illegitimate son. Dad... the milk dragon gripper!