Funny jokes about moon cakes

1. My family was poor when I was a child. I asked, "Dad, why can I only eat steamed bread when others eat Wuren moon cakes?" Dad said: "silly boy, this is not steamed bread, this is zero-kernel moon cake."

2. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that you will cry, because I am a five-kernel moon cake.

3. This year, Wuren moon cakes are still doomed, and netizens angered: "Please leave the moon cake industry consciously" and "Fresh meat moon cakes are meaningless".

It's Mid-Autumn Festival. Are you alone again? Ha ha ha jealous of me! Six me! After Weibo's hair was finished, he chewed silently with Wuren.

5. Colleagues come back from blind date and say that the other person is a Virgo. We all advised him not to care too much about constellations. He was speechless and finally couldn't help it: I'm not naive enough to take people by constellation, but she, she actually likes to eat five-kernel moon cakes!

6. Now there is no woman on earth to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival with me. I want to go to the moon to find sister Chang 'e for the Mid-Autumn Festival.

7. The cannibal sheik violently fell off the Wuren moon cake in his hand: black-hearted businesses are deceptive, and there is no one inside.

8. Pupils celebrate April Fool's Day, middle school students celebrate Valentine's Day and college students celebrate Singles Day. Then the rest of the petty bourgeoisie white-collar workers have been to Children's Day. Finally, don't forget that mom asked you to come back for the Mid-Autumn Festival.

9. single dog sincerely said, "When I was a child, on August 15th, I couldn't hear the story of the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon at all. I only thought about moon cakes. Now it's August 15, and I don't want to eat moon cakes at all. I always think about Chang 'e. "

10, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and my relatives and friends are getting together again. I am very scared, not because menstruation menstruation keeps asking: Do you have anyone? Is the job stable? How is the income? It's that I pretend to be afraid of myself