How to write poetic love letters to girls?

How to write love letters to girls? Girls like boys' humor very much, so humorous jokes have become a kind of love letter writing that boys like and have to learn, but the object must be girls with high humor. Here are some examples of how to write humorous love letters for your reference.

Example:

First, you often hit me, but I never hit you.

Second, I endure the shame of making others laugh and wash your clothes.

Three apples, one for you, two apples, and I'll give you the big one.

Four, eat a fish, I let you eat big body, I eat fish head.

You are so ugly, I call you beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.

6. Go out to spend money, and you can only eat carrots when you come back. Of course, you can also eat shark fin yourself if you save money.

You can kiss me when you want. If you allow me, I want to kiss you.

Eight, when you are angry, I let you be a punching bag. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.

Nine, I bought you clothes from 200 yuan, and I only lied to you, 50 yuan. You bought me a watch from 30 yuan and tricked me into asking for a 300 yuan.

I got a scholarship before I met you, and I made up the exam after I met you. Before you know me, you make up the exam, and after you know me, you get a scholarship.

Once you asked me what would happen to me if you fell in love with another man. I said I would kill that man. Let me ask you, what will happen if I fall in love with another woman? You said you were going to castrate me.

Twelve, that time you said you wanted to have sex with me, and I rushed two miles to buy condoms, but you said you just wanted to test whether I was a good boy or not and called me a bitch.