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Stephen Chow's classic lines
Classic lines: I've been lying to you, you know? Just lie, like a moth to a fire, knowing that you will get hurt or jump on the fire-moths are so stupid! Marriage: You can say that I am a walk-on, but you can't say that I am a "smelly walk-on"! -"king of comedy" starring Stephen Chow and Cecilia Cheung. Stephen Chow: What are you doing here? Zhao Wei: I want to help you enter the competition. Stephen Chow: How? Hurry back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous. Shaolin soccer's classic line: If you are unhappy, it is useless to live forever. If you are happy, even if you can only live for a few days, it is enough! -Stephen Chow, Athena Chu and Karen Mok starred in the "Journey to the West" Moonlight Box. Classic lines: (Wenxi told 007 that the spy satellite was missing and told him to act at once) 007: I was talking about my child. I'll talk about such a small matter as the country another day! Stephen Chow's "Domestic Lingling Paint" classic lines: Zhou: You think I don't know what you think? Zhao Wei: Say what, I hate it! Zhou: You can't scare me. I am afraid of everything, so I am not afraid of ghosts! -shaolin soccer's classic lines: Tang Priest: So being a demon is just like being a man. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. Stephen Chow and Athena Chu starred in A Chinese Odyssey. Classic lines: fluttering: I hate people's mouths broken. Qiu Tian: I don't want to have a broken mouth. Piaopiao: Then why don't you wear more lipstick? Qiu Tian: Then put it on! King of comedy's classic lines: At this point, I can't help but express my true identity. In fact, I am the successor of the Condor hero and the master of Dong Fangbubai-the failure of the West! In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison. Now I concentrate on watching porn, digging bones and taking warheads. -Stephen Chow, starring in "Domestic Lingling Paint", and other classic lines: Although you are playing passers-by, you are still alive with a soul. -"king of comedy" starring Stephen Chow and Cecilia Cheung. Classic lines: You can neither write nor do martial arts. Wake up! I think you'd better go back to being your promising mountain thief! -A Chinese Odyssey starring Stephen Chow and Athena Chu. Classic lines: Bai Jingjing: Let you go? You give me a reason not to kill you! Supreme treasure: I was thinking ... give me a reason to kill me first! -A Chinese Odyssey starring Stephen Chow and Athena Chu. Classic lines: I left Qinglong, right white tiger, waist old cow, chest dragon, man stops killing, Buddha stops killing! -"Tong Pak Hu Dian Qiu Xiang" starring Stephen Chow and Gong Li. Classic lines: It's not that I like fighting, but that many people like being beaten by me! -Starring Duke of Lushan, Stephen Chow and Wu Junru. Wow! I'll take you to> Week: Are you being so protective of him? People only like to help God, and you are kind. ~ ~ Zhou: (backhand) ` Dig, rely on your mother to make a spring! & lt& lt A Chinese Odyssey-Moonlight Box >> The earth is dangerous! You'd better go back to mars ! & lt& lt shaolin soccer & gt;; Seven bleeding is seven bleeding, and death is death. These are two completely different feelings. Do not confuse you. & lt Night of the Soul >> Next, Yushu is better than Pan An. Zhou, the little prostitute whose pear blossoms crush Haitang ...> "Speak early! Scared somebody else's little dream plop plop ""no need! I have nothing to talk about with him! " & lt& lt the duke of mount deer & gt;; Pretend to be the most handsome "No, now": then pretend to be the ugliest "No, it won't be ugly anyway": pretend to be the most lewd "Stop talking, just look in the mirror" < < the duke of mount deer < "I don't know what year and month; Get what you want! " & lt& lt the duke of mount deer-Dragon Religion >> I said no! You're still here. Oh ~ oh ~ oh ~ oh, I can't stand it! If you do that again, I'll stab you to death & lt& lt's a Chinese Odyssey-Marriage of the Great Sage >> Stop it, big brother. Look how clean you are. Go in, put on your costume and come back. Look at me. My life is terrible. My hands are covered with ulcers. How can you be worse than me? & lt& lt Tang Bohu lit Chou-heung >> Like a flower! It is really you! & lt& lt Jiupin Sesame Officer >> Zhou: "I am a coward!" Wu: "I can see that! Should have come last night! Cut the crap. 18! " & lt< King of Destruction >> Xia Qing: Then you can show off some words from your father Zhou: That depends. Xia Qing said: What if it is good? Zhou said: Then shake him! & lt& lt the duke of mount deer-Shenlong Religion >> "Hand over Wei Xiaobao!" Zhou: "I think your eyes are a little bad." Duo Long: "Wei's adult, how can I do this? Don't forget that we used to burn yellow paper to become sworn brothers. We have a mind of complaining and debt. I brought you the person you want! "<& lt the duke of mount deer-Shenlong Religion >>" Teacher, is the one-armed sword king your father? " "hey! There is an inn "<< the duke of mount deer-Shenlong Sect >> Thank you for supporting me today. Actually, you don't have to be so happy. Today is not my birthday, but the anniversary of my father's death. My wife made a mistake. Whoops ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ You don't have to be so sad. In fact, my dad is a villain who kills, robs and rapes. His death is really a great boon to society. Hehe ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ In fact, my dad killed people just because the other party said I was not handsome enough, robbed them just to help me buy a toy car, and raped them just because I said I wanted a sister. My father is really a good father. Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ < < King of Kings >> Zhou: Dad, I've decided to go to Beijing to take the test of Wulin League Leader. Wu: Well, son, dad has been waiting for you to say this for thirty years. Zhou: Don't get me wrong. I didn't test my reputation for my ancestors. I did it for a woman. Wu: OK, die for women, die for women, and take exams for women. I wonder which girl? Zhou: It's Jardine Matheson's cream. Wu: Prostitute! Well, if you dare to love others, dad will admire you. & lt& lt Wu Zhuangyuan-Su >; "I want to be a fairy! I want to be a beggar fairy ""ha ~ ha ~ ha ""(one foot) > Do you want to call me miss! " "Mainland goods or local goods" Zhou: "Only local" (surprised) "Auntie, what are you doing?" "You don't want local? I am the most popular lady here. Collar and collar >> "Your melancholy eyes, sighing beard, miraculous knife cutting and crystal-clear martini can't hide your outstanding performance, but no matter how excellent you are, you have to pay for this night." << 007 >>
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