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Husband: You are unreasonable.

Wife: I have never reasoned with you. Home is not a reasonable place. Besides, you are a man, eight months older than me, so you have to let me go.

About money

Husband: I will give you the money I earn in proportion in the future. If you earn more, stay a little more, which will make you more motivated.

Wife: OK.

Husband: What percentage do I give you?

Wife: 120%.

About ideas

Wife: Let's go out to play.

Husband: Well, you can go wherever you say.

Wife: I'll tell you if I have an idea!

Husband: You never agree with me.

Wife: I disagree. What is this idea? Just perfunctory! You should keep thinking until I am satisfied.

About the center wife: I have always been the center in our family and I have always been the center in your family.

Husband: Then I have always been the center of our family.

Wife: But my center is more important than yours.

Husband: Why?

Wife: Because I am a daughter and you are just a boy.

about the mood

Wife: I am in a bad mood at work, which will reduce the quality of our marriage.

Husband: I will be in a bad mood when I work.

Wife: No, you can bear it more than me. Because you are bigger than me, and your heart is bigger than me!

About buying clothes

Wife: Does this dress look good?

Husband: It looks good.

Wife: You just perfunctory me and want me to buy it and go home quickly. ...

Wife: Does that dress look good?

Husband: It doesn't look good.

Wife: You can't bear to buy it for me!

About taking things

Wife: You can take this bag, too.

Husband: I have four bags. You don't take anything. Are you embarrassed?

Wife: Then I still hold you! Your weight 100 kilograms, what I took was much heavier than what you took.

About eating

Wife: I ate half of this plum. It is delicious. I will give you the rest.

Husband: I don't like plums.

Wife: No, you just like it! Don't you like what I eat?

Husband: This fish is delicious. Let's go

Wife: If you touch dirty chopsticks, who will eat them?

Husband: Then I'd better eat half. I don't hate you. How can you not like me?

Wife: That's right. I don't like you, which means I am cleaner than you. I am cleaner than you. Why don't you like me? !

About drinking water

Wife: Honey, I want to drink water!

Husband: I'll pour it for you. Hey, isn't this cup at your hand? Can't you see it?

Wife: Yes, I just want you to pass it to me.

About making a phone call

Wife: Why didn't you call me? !

Husband: A waste of time! I thought you agreed to call me today. As a result, I waited all day, and I called you.

Wife: I did, but I changed my mind again. Zhang Ailing said: Women have the right to change their minds.

Husband: Then you changed your mind and didn't tell me!

Wife: I said, what I said in my heart, who told you that you and I are not connected?

Husband: Will you do the dishes later?

Wife: OK.

Husband: Then why don't you move?

Wife: I have a headache.

Husband: I'm so lazy that you don't have a headache if I don't let you wash the dishes.

Wife: Really! The thought of washing dishes gives me a headache.

About walking

Wife: Let's go straight to that street.

Husband: It's too far to get there. I won't be able to walk back for a while.

Wife: Nothing, you carry me back.

About doing housework

Husband: Let's divide the housework.

Wife: OK. First of all, men should do dirty work. Such as cleaning the floor/toilet/table. ...

Husband: That's right.

Wife: The man is outside and the woman is inside. It's up to you to deal with outsiders, buy food, pay water bills, take newspapers and milk.

Husband: Here. . . All right!

Wife: You study science and engineering, and I study liberal arts. You should make charged things, such as washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers and electric irons. ...

Husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing?

Wife: Don't worry, the smoke in the kitchen is so big that it will ruin your skin. You must cook.

Husband: Tell me what you do.

Wife: I have a lot to do, too. I can accompany you, supervise you, praise you and comfort you. ...

About heterosexual friends

Wife: I can have a boyfriend. You can't interfere with me.

Husband: Well, I have a girlfriend, too.

Wife: No!

Husband: Why can you do it and I can't?

Wife: I have a boyfriend. If people who can't do it can do it, I won't always find fault with you, which is conducive to family happiness. When you have a girlfriend, I am narrow-minded Being jealous and yelling at you is not conducive to family stability.

Husband: Then I am also narrow-minded.

Wife: Men are as narrow-minded as women. How dare you say that!

About extramarital affairs

Wife: There are always extramarital affairs on TV now. Do you think you will have an affair?

Husband: No.

Wife: Why?

Husband: I regret having you. I can't have another one! !

And then-

About sleeping (1)

Husband: You little man, how can you take up so much?

Wife: Of course, turn over and stretch!

About sleeping (2)

Wife: Let's cover that double quilt.

Husband: No! Then it will be all over you the next morning. I can't report anything. Let's build your own, be practical.

Wife: Hum, even if you build it yourself, you will still be wrapped up by me tomorrow morning!

About getting up

Husband: Get up, get up. You said you had to get up early for a meeting today.

Wife: Don't bother me, I'll sleep for a while.

Husband: Get up quickly, you will be late.

Wife: Don't touch me! I want to sleep! !

Wife: Ah! We're all late! Why didn't you call me? !

About eating

Wife: Honey, where are we going to eat? What shall we eat?

Husband: What do you want to eat?

Wife: Let me decide everything, then what else do I need you to do? Whatever, you can eat whatever you say.

Husband: Then let's go to XXX to eat XXX.

Wife: angry, eat this again. Can you be a little creative?

Every time this happens, I want to get angry.

About the truth

Wife: Look, how beautiful that girl is.

Husband: What are you looking at?

Wife: What do you mean! Why don't you agree with me!

Husband: It looks good.

Husband: Hey, don't go, why don't you talk to me?

About children

Wife: Let's have a baby.

Husband: OK.

Wife: Do you like our children?

Husband: Yes.

Wife: That won't do! You have to like me alone!

Husband: OK, OK, I like you alone.

Wife: Then why don't you like my children?

Husband: Let's not have children.

About divorce

Wife: If we divorce, the house is mine and I want to take my money.

Husband: What about my money?

Wife: All your money is my money. Huh, how much money you got there?

Wife: Besides, 80% of your monthly income will be given to me after the divorce. Well, if you get married again, just give me 60%.

Husband: Wife, I will never divorce you!

About the equality of that woman.

Husband: It is said that men and women are equal. Does our family have to be equal?

Wife: OK. You men have bullied women for thousands of years. When we bully you for thousands of years, it will be true equality. Don't worry, after thousands of years, our family will be equal.

About happiness

Wife: Are you happy to marry me?

Husband: I don't think so. How can I be happy when you are unreasonable, don't work and always disturb others?

Wife: This is your happiness. I am unreasonable, which can reflect your tolerance; If I don't work, I will train you. Being strong is not good for you because you have no skill. Your life has become colorful because of me. You see, your married life is not as monotonous as others'. That's too little. I see a lot in my space,1109142267. This is my number. Look at my space.