What jokes have you heard? Have charm

I'm tired after a long walk alone. The man suddenly saw Song Wu coming and had a brainwave. The man stepped forward and said, "You must be Song Wu!" ! Song Wu: I am. Man: I heard that you are a tiger and wolf hero with great strength. Hearing this, Song Wu smiled and said modestly: Others are so boastful. M: I don't believe you are strong. When Song Wu heard that this man had caused so much harm to himself, he felt unhappy at once. Song Wu said, let's compare. The man smiled and said, don't compare. If you can carry me on your shoulders for one kilometer, I will give up. Song Wu said, OK, it's a deal. Song Wu carried a man on his shoulder and jumped up like a fly ... Song Wu carried him for two kilometers before stopping and pressing the man to the ground. Song Wu: Do you have anything else to say? The man said with a smile, sure enough. ...