Is there any joke that can make people laugh in just one sentence?

1. A person’s life is like shit. Sometimes you have worked very hard but all that comes out is just a fart.

2. When I was young, my family was very poor and had no money. To buy a bicycle, I had to take a taxi to school every day. When I was in junior high school, because my grades were so outstanding, the school leaders allowed me to study for two more years. After graduating from junior high school, the principal of the high school thought I had a lot of potential, so he gave me an extra 30,000 yuan. When I was in my third year of high school, my head teacher thought that I had the ability to survive independently, so I dropped out of school.

3. An advertisement from a flower shop: The roses in our shop are the cheapest today. You can even buy a few to give to your wife.

4. The only difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear inside!

5. Contraceptive effect: unsuccessful, sorry?

6. I am not a casual person! But if you act casually, you are not a human being!

7. Although you are toothy! Don’t feel sorry for yourself, teething is good! Big teeth can be used to dig sweet potatoes, cover your chin when it rains, drink tea to separate tea leaves, and serve as knives and forks during picnics. Do you think big teeth are awesome?

8. May your family be prosperous, your life be prosperous, your character Yongzheng, your career be prosperous, everything may be prosperous, your future may be bright, your fortune abundant, your internal and external governance may be harmonious, your life may be prosperous, and everyone may be unified!

9. I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, who dares to dip me in miso, x his ancestors! I walked through the south, crossed over to the north, drank water behind the toilet, ran over my legs on the train track, and even kissed a fool. I have gone up mountains and fought tigers. I have practiced martial arts in the Shaolin Temple, with a blue dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right. I often used Clinton as a two-hundred-and-five, and even fed Sakyamuni to the tiger! There were dances on the pyramids, and drums were played on Jesus' head.

10. I am in the world, but there are no legends about me in the world!

11. About thongs: In the past, Take off your underwear and look at your butt; now, pull off your butt and look at your underwear...

12. Follow the path of others and leave others with nowhere to go! Do you want to challenge your card skills? Do you want to play while playing? Can I make money?

13. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but I can’t find a way out.

14. A man in a desperate situation. , can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south. I bumped into a corner and didn't realize it, lying on the ground counting stars!

15. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like siblings. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 19 years!

16. The brothers in the dormitory decided to impose the following punishment on the roommate: make him hold a telephone pole covered with advertisements for old Chinese medicine practitioners, and shout with tears and affection: My disease is finally cured!

17. The plug is inserted into the hole, and the socket is inserted into the hole!

18. Passed through the women’s restroom three times without entering!

19. Rats never waste time at night, but we humans waste one-third of every day

20. "What is an optimist?" "This... …Like a teapot, his butt is burning red, and he is still in the mood to whistle!”

21. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s broken mouth!

22. The most "hurting" sentence nowadays is: "You are so *** Chen Shui-bian"

23. No one is worthy of your tears, and those who are worthy of your tears are not Will make you cry!

24. A man can depend on you, and a sow can climb a tree.

25. When the university got off my body, I picked up my pants and said: You can leave, but your youth must stay. At this moment, I suddenly realized that it was not me who went to college, but the university that got me!

26. His writings will be immortal for five hundred years, and his people will be immortal for a thousand years. After a thousand years, at the end of the world, everything will be immortal.

27. Someone challenged me and said: Come on. I didn't reply, just walked away quickly, and then shot him down in hindsight.

28. The so-called growing up means that you know what it is. The so-called maturity means that you deliberately say you don’t know after you know it.

29. Work should be "driven by food" rather than "waiting for food". This is the only way to pass.

30. Those who know how to look behind people’s backs are wise men and esthetes; those who know how to look behind people’s backs are traitors.

31. The cowardly hypocrite turns white into gray; the bold hypocrite turns black into gray. The most successful way to reverse black and white is not to reverse black and white, but to eliminate black and white.

32. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.

33. The terrible thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart. ,

34. If you forget to zip up your zipper after urinating, you are middle-aged; if you forget to zip up your zipper after urinating, you are an old person.

35. Taking a bath is a blessing for the butt, but a hardship for the head; watching a movie is a blessing for the head, but a hardship for the butt; listening to you talks is a hardship for both the head and the butt.

36. There have been no pretty girls on the Internet since ancient times. There are rows of broken flowers and willows. There are occasionally a few pairs of mandarin ducks, which are also pheasants and wolves.

37. How to maintain your figure? Overeating.

38. The beauty of knowledge lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; the beauty of women lies in being so stupid that they have no regrets; the beauty of men lies in talking so much that they can see ghosts in daylight.

39. Look at you! Looking at the back can scare away thousands of troops; turning around can scare away millions of troops.

40. Poke the blind eyes, pull out the hair, splash sulfuric acid on the face, knock out the teeth, cut off the tongue and make a human stick, including the MM.

41. If replying was a virtue, then I would have become a saint long ago.

42. It would be better for China not to have a virgin than for Japan to have a virgin.

43. What’s the point of a handsome man? Can I swipe a card with my face at the bank?

44. Your singing will never attract wolves, really - you will only scare them away.

45. If you hate a man, beat his woman into Li Yuchun so that he can’t enjoy the pleasure of the upper body. If you hate a woman, beat her man into Li Yuchun so that she can’t Enjoy the pleasure of your lower body.

46. His knife is cold, his sword is cold, his heart is cold, and his blood is cold. Damn, is this man not dead?

47. I really don’t want to do it anymore - because the iron pestle has been ground into an "embroidery needle".

48. The east wind blows, the war drums beat, the beauties are drunk, I look forward to your return, the good news flies, and the strong men return.

49. Hands will be broken, feet will be broken, and head will be broken.

50. Sincerity in chatting is valuable, but Internet charges are higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw away both.

51. If you don’t chat on the Internet, you will be angry to death.

52. This person is dead and has something to burn.

53. Pegasus Meteor Fist - Mount Lu Sheng Long Ba - Phoenix Wings Sky Soar - Diamond Stardust - Nebula Chain - Please leave a message if you are still alive.

54. The chef is organizing a special meeting to study whether to stew the white bone essence in plain or braise it.

55. Tears shed in the wind and pee on the insteps.

56. People are old and flossy, and they don’t succeed in anything they do.

57. Mother teaches a child to urinate by zipping once, taking it out twice, pulling back three times, peeing four times, pushing forward five times, putting it back in six times, and zipping seven times. The little boy has grown up! One day her mother was outside and heard him shouting "three, five; three, five" inside.

58. Life cannot be like cooking, where you have to prepare all the ingredients before cooking.

59. Fear makes you a prisoner. Hope sets you free.

60. It is women’s love for shopping malls that makes shopping malls more and more exciting. Women are the saviors of shopping malls. The biggest words should be left at the door of every shopping mall: Thank you women.

61. Have courage when you lower your head, and be humble when you raise your head.

62. If you are not afraid of being used, you are afraid of being useless.

63. Good temper is the best clothing a person can wear in social life.

64. Sometimes, we are grateful for the small favors from others, but we turn a blind eye to the lifelong kindness of our loved ones.

65. Those who only know how to be strong will inevitably be broken; those who only know how to be soft will be cowards in the end.

66. Don’t think I’m not beautiful, I’ll treat you like a bandit. Don’t think I’m fat, I’ll treat you like a mallet.

67. I don’t care if you have money, I only care if you have a future.

68. When a beauty is constipated, she is no different from ordinary people. Although her words are a little tacit, they are still her thoughts after all.

69. No matter how perfect the figure is, in the eyes of people who don’t love her, it is also a source of ridicule.

70. A small tree will not become useful unless it is cultivated, and a child will not become useful unless it is cultivated.

71. If it accumulates for a long time, it may lead to an explosion; if it explodes for a long time, it may lead to a collapse.

72. Be respectful to superiors, authoritative to subordinates, and reserved to peers.

73. No matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just treat yourself as a fool. No matter how difficult or dangerous it is, treat yourself as a fool.

74. You say you are a head behind but still wear a head-forward hat.

75. Cannon’s head is also covered with lightning strikes.

76. I don’t know how to speak. I stutter when there are people around me, like a sheep pooping. Please forgive me if it’s not to your liking.

77. Know about astronomy at the top, geography at the bottom, pediatrics at the middle and middle schools, know yin and yang, understand the gossip, strategize within the strategy, and make decisions thousands of miles away.

78. Skeleton in front and Xuanwu in the back, green dragon on the left and white tiger on the right.

79. To explain is to cover up, and to cover up is to make up stories. ,

80. From a distance, you can see the green mountains and green waters, and from a close look, you can see the crazy fracturing mouth.

81. Time has passed without realizing it, and life is often lived in regret.

82. When the wax torch turns to ashes, the tears will dry up. When it turns into spring mud, I will be more beautiful.

83. If you don’t fight dogs today, you will become gossip refugees tomorrow.

84. All talk without practice, fake gestures, real skills and real skills.

85. Know how to use mistakes to prove your innocence of pornography.

86. If a man is not drunk, how can a woman get a tip? If a woman is not drunk, how can a man have a chance? If a woman and a man are not drunk, no one will sleep in the hotel.

87. Very macho, "very big" is tailor-made according to one of my organs.

88. Business girls don’t know the hatred of losing their country, and prostitutes don’t know extramarital affairs.

89. In fact, many people say that I look like Liang Chaowei, but I don’t want to admit it, because I think a person should have his own characteristics. I still think I look more like Kimura Takuya.

90. As a monk, my mission is to distribute love to all living beings.

91. You took my sea-fixing needle and the seabed lost its balance, forcing us to immigrate to the shore.

92. When I reached the top of the mountain, I realized that there was only a few steps between the wrong road and the right road.

93. Is it okay not to steam the steamed buns to fight for your reputation?

94. Do I eat more salt than you eat rice? That's because you are being harsh; I have crossed more bridges than you have walked? That's because you're too lazy to move.

95. Endure the wind and calm, and never retreat. The sea and the sky are brighter.

96. I’m fine. The Thirteenth Taibao Golden Bell is just training on my butt.

97. Since ancient times, no one has ever died. He doesn’t need paper to poop.

98. Just to make you comfortable, take off the pants you often poop.

99. Optimists see opportunities in disasters, while pessimists see disasters in opportunities.

100. Being angry is punishing yourself for the mistakes of others.