A civilized and interesting joke

1, Truth or dare, Q: When was the first car shock? God replied: I remember the first car shock when I went to town by tractor in primary school. That car shock shocked my insides. 2, the former God humanity: "The intestinal area is 200 square meters, and our house is not as big as where we live. It is better to be a cockroach! " Today, God replied, "That's the hourly room where shit lives." 3. Q: Why do hens coo after eating? God replied: Because my ass hurts. 4. "The whole TM printed on the food packaging bag is a lie." God replied, "The sentence' Pictures are for reference only' is true." 5. Q: "Is it true that women are born without a sense of direction?" God replied, "It's true! Because women can't turn out as soon as they enter the mall! " 6. Q: "What are you thinking when you have insomnia?" God replied, "I want to sleep." 7. Q: "What is the previous sentence like a river flowing eastward?" God replied, "The Yangtze River is rolling eastward. . . "8." Poor, you can't go anywhere you want. " God replied, "be optimistic, you can still die!" " "9. Q:" Part I: Tell the truth and do practical things, and Part II: Don't be greedy or take bribes, and ask for criticism? God replied, "there is no such person!" "10", I want to cheat when I walk. " God replied, "I want to cheat when I stand." "1 1, Q: What should I give my boyfriend for his birthday? God replied: the first drop of blood. 12, "What is the most luxurious thing in the world? God replied, "eat viagra ash machine!" "God's comments and replies are very deceptive, and God's reply is particularly amusing.