How to respond to cold jokes with cold jokes

1, a man posted a question: "What does the goddess mean by sending me a box of Telunsu?"

God replied, "I want to pick up girls before I eat enough milk!" " "

2. Q: If your opponent falls into the river, he can't swim, but you can. What should you do?

A: swim around him.

3.a: I used to be in poor health, but now I can win the marathon.

B: Well done.

A: I used to want to sleep at the sight of books, but now I am too excited to sleep at the sight of books.

B: Well done.

What about you? Have you made any progress in the past?

You know I used to have a bad temper. When I hear someone bragging, I want to hit someone. I have a much better temper now. When I hear someone bragging, I will say "good job".

4. Not long after joining the work, the uncle-level expert sitting opposite me today asked: Are you chatting with your boyfriend?

Me: No, I don't have a boyfriend.

After half a minute, my uncle suddenly said, no matter how ugly, I have to fall in love.

It was raining cats and dogs, so I hurried to take a taxi back to the hotel. When I got off the bus, I found that my mobile phone was gone, so I couldn't take care of the heavy rain. I chased the taxi and shouted, "Master, stop ..."

After running out of 100 meters, I found my mobile phone in my left hand.

But at this point, the driver's master has stopped the car and asked me, "What's the matter?"

I stood in the heavy rain and shouted to the master, "Slow down when it rains heavily ..."

Later, my master married my daughter to me. ...

An upstart came to Si's shop and gave me a Mercedes 600.

Girl selling cars: You, didn't you just buy one last week?

Nouveau riche: Oh, that ashtray is full!