Describe the teacher's humorous words in class

1. What are the sentences that describe the teacher's humor? 1. The first thing that attracts the students in our class is his humorous personality. I remember once in class, the teacher finished the content of the day, and there were still three or five minutes: "Don't look at me tall, not that I am too short, but that they are too tall." "

2. When studying algebra. The teacher has just finished proudly, and our hearts are full of flowers. When the wind brushed his hair, the hair in front of him floated with the wind, but it was not small. Spring breeze is generally warm, spring water is generally sweet, but achievements come from all directions of the motherland. Teacher, if you are compared to a clam, then students are the sand in the clam; You lick it with love; You gave us a mirror of exemplary behavior, and let us learn everywhere.

3. A chemistry teacher and provost in high school made mistakes on purpose, and then asked a classmate to find out the mistakes. After the classmate gave a difficult answer, the teacher said approvingly and seriously, "Good, you saw the teacher's weakness." Everyone was stunned. After class, the teacher just went out and the whole class burst into laughter.

One day, when our senior high school math teacher told us about the periodic table of functions, he excitedly walked off the platform when he talked about the word "period" and said to the whole class, "You still don't understand the period. It is true that pigs are smarter than you. " Then he pointed to a girl in the first row and said, "Do you know what a cycle is? You explain it to them. " The whole class fainted.

When we were in junior high school, it was stipulated that we should wear school uniforms when raising the national flag. As a result, there are always some people who don't wear school uniforms or just wear pants or clothes. Then every time before the flag was raised, the headmaster said with a megaphone, "Some students have clothes, some students have pants, and some simply have clothes and pants."

6. The female teacher of junior middle school Chinese class just graduated from Normal University, and everything is fine, except that she likes to take her classmates to the blackboard and write down the noun explanation in a surprise way. The method is that teachers dictate a word and students write and explain it silently. I remember once, I drew a boy who didn't want to hear it. The teacher repeated the word "occasionally" over and over again. The boy grabbed his scalp and stayed in front of the blackboard for a few minutes. Suddenly, he wrote: * * *, obscene, not a good thing. The whole class burst into laughter and the female teacher was so angry that she couldn't say a word.

A discerning person knows at a glance that he must be a teacher with a particularly developed sense of humor. Yes, I believe this one is as sweet as a tinkling mountain spring, as kind as a gurgling stream and as beautiful as a flower!

8. The junior middle school English teacher is bald. One day in class, he asked a classmate, "What day is it today? My head is bald? The classmate thought for a moment and replied, "Yes. "

9. Line A is half of Line B, so what is Line B? (The whole class is quiet, waiting for a high opinion, after a long time) Line B is two halves of Line A..

10. I remember once in class, the teacher finished the content of the day, and in three to five minutes, the teacher began to talk to us about the "fighting incident" just now. If you think he will teach us a lesson, you are wrong. "Just now the two classmates' triangle cat kung fu also dare to play in front of so many people? I thought I was much better than you when I was a student, and I punched two. " As soon as the teacher spoke triumphantly, the students made a virtual sound that seemed to be cooperative. I forgot to tell you that our teacher's only shortcoming is that he is not tall enough. The teacher went on to say, "You don't believe it? I used to be the best when I was a soldier. " This time, when the teacher finished, the students couldn't help it, and they all burst out laughing. The teacher looked a little embarrassed and said, "don't look at me so tall." It's not that I'm too short, but that they are too tall! But more flexible. Ha ha. "

1 1. Humor, he always uses humorous words after class to relieve our fatigue and make us happy.

The teacher and we get along like friends, but he is not careless about our study. It is also said that strict teachers make excellent students. I think he should be summed up by "truth", not "strictness".

12. In junior high school, a math teacher talked about equation transformation, rolled up his sleeves on the podium and shouted: Attention, students! I'm going to change!

2. A four-word word or idiom that describes a teacher's humor is full of humor-very humorous, very humorous.

"Qing Draft Gao Chuan": "You are good at painting. Taste Huang Chuping criticized a stone as a sheep, or it became a sheep but stood up, or it became a sheep but didn't stand up, or it was half done without leaving it as a stone. This is very interesting. "

Don't be funny-describe things (especially literary works) with a special mood or interest.

Qing Zhou Lianggong's Reading Pictures and Zhang Damage: "It's funny to damage this picture, but the words of anti-terrorism may not be like this."

Zhuang Yi is also harmonious-the description is both serious and funny.

Chapter 8 of Fuhui Wu's Biography of Sha Ting: "Do you think what * * * says is the most attractive thing about him? It is said that because Mao can use old sayings, proverbs and jokes, he can make everyone laugh ... but Mao's style of speaking loudly and harmoniously is unique. "

The discussion about the wind is extremely lively and interesting.

"Song Shichen Liang Chuan": "Liang Youcai likes to talk about soldiers; Discuss the wind and write a thousand words. "

Punch-Julian: Beads. Interesting words come and go.

3. About writing a humorous composition full of laughter in class. My humor teacher's surname is Lin, and her full name is Lin. She is a math teacher in our class. He is humorous and likes to do interesting things to amuse his classmates. Make the students laugh in every class. Even the way to cheer up students in class is funny!

I remember once, when Mr. Lin was in class, he saw Lu Jun staring blankly outside the window and asked Lu Jun with a smile, "Brother Lu Jun, shouldn't you be called' Brother Dai'?" Hearing this, the whole class burst into laughter. Brother Dai woke up from the hearty laughter of his classmates and smiled shyly below. Another time, I was a genius in mathematics, and I wrote all the simplest questions wrong because of a moment's negligence. Teacher Lin saw it and asked, "Huang Ruolong, are you a genius or an epileptic?" This time, the students laughed even harder, and I couldn't help laughing at this moment. This is one of teacher Lin's funny ways-taking nicknames.

Besides nicknames, Mr. Lin has another way to cheer up the students and make them happy! I remember it was a Friday afternoon, because the students didn't take a nap, so they were all listless. Teacher Lin thought for a moment and asked, "Are you not interested in listening to my broken class? Do you need a crow's mouth to help me? " Hearing this, the students couldn't help laughing. After laughing, they will be refreshed and can continue their classes. Well, does this method work?

Teacher Lin's is really interesting. I wish she could teach me until graduation!

4. A good idiom to describe a teacher's lecture is:

First of all, follow the leader.

1. explanation: follow-up: orderly appearance; Good: good at it; Seduce: guide. Refers to being good at guiding others to learn.

2. From: "The Analects of Confucius Zi Han": "The master is good and attractive."

3. example: ~, sir, I can still hold the tube today, sir Li Yiqiang. ◎ Shen Qingfu's "Six Chapters of a Floating Life, Boudoir Songs"

Secondly, instill [zh ū n zh ū n jià o d m: o].

1. explanation: be serious and patient. Teach carefully and patiently.

2. From: The Book of Songs: "Teach me and listen to me."

Example: Father, when you came to us before your death, don't be divorced from the people's nihilism and individualism. ◎ Mao Anqing's "We Love the Red Rhododendron in Shaoshan"

Third, tirelessly teach people.

1. explanation: teaching: teaching. Teach people to be particularly patient and never get tired.

2. From: The Analects of Confucius: "Never tire of learning, never tire of teaching. Why is it for me? "

3. Grammar: subject-predicate type; As predicate, attribute and adverbial; Include praise

Four. Vivid and vivid [Hu Song Husi]

1. Description: It depicts the voice and expression of the characters. Describe a vivid narrative or description.

2. From: Zhu Qingtingzhen's "Xiao Yuan Poetry" Volume 1: "There must be water in the mountains, and the songs are vivid and true because of the color; The service period is ingenious, and the work is wonderful first. "

Example: especially when it comes to her own children, it's really endless. ◎ Chapter 9 of Feng Deying's "Winter jasmine"

5. Unconsciously [qiá n yí m].

1. explanation: lurking: secretly, without trace; Silent: no words, no sound. Refers to the changes in people's thoughts or personalities that are unconsciously infected and influenced.

2. From: Yan Zhitui's "Yan Family Training Mu Xian" in the Northern Qi Dynasty: "Stealing nature."

3. Example: Popular literature should have a function of "~", replacing the dirty and narrow tastes of old books and dramas with pure and broad tastes. ◎ Zhu Ziqing on Popular Literature