Copywriting in a circle of friends

1. There are two things that others can't take away. 1 is the food you eat in your stomach, and 1 is the dream you hide in your heart. So, to be 1 dreamy foodie, you are invincible!

2. Being in a daze, well done, is called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

3. A friend's birthday. I bought her a present online. I said to my boss, "Can you write me a note? Happy birthday! " After receiving the gift, my friend called me: "Who is Zhang Tiao?"

Fish's memory is only seven seconds, so it's no wonder that swimming in the fish tank every day won't drive you crazy. Hey, where is this? I haven't swum! Hey, where is this? I didn't swim

5. "Don't be afraid, brother, I can shelter you from the wind!" "Pull over, don't stop me from blowing the fan, it's hot!"

6. The class teacher saw the students playing mobile phones in class. So I sent a text message: Why don't you listen carefully? Student: Who are you? Head teacher: Look out of the window. The student took one look: Talk to you later. The class teacher is staring out of the window.

I don't think so when someone says I'm ugly. When more and more people say that I am ugly, I realize that there are more and more liars now.

8. The most classic sentence my mother said is: I have bad luck in my life and met you two liars! Your dad cheated on you! You cheat money!

9. If life deceives you, don't be sad or impatient, because life will not only deceive you, but even beat you up next.

10. I'm not around, so you should take care of yourself, remember to drink on time, and smoke more if you feel uncomfortable. Stay up late every day, remember to eat more midnight snacks, don't eat breakfast often, and remember to play with your mobile phone when crossing the street.

1 1. I keep my figure so stable because I have extremely strict self-discipline about my diet. An elbow a day, not a bite!

12. I asked my father, "Why do I only have uncles, uncles, uncles?" Why is there no uncle? Where is my uncle? Is it dead? "Dad raised my hand against a big face twice, and I was stunned.

13. The so-called goddess is the kind of person who knows at a glance that it is impossible to have sex with you in this life.

14. A girl borrowed money from me for plastic surgery before, which should be quite successful. Up to now, I haven't recognized who borrowed money from me.

15. Borrow review materials from classmates' homes. Her home was just having dinner and my favorite braised pork, so I swallowed unwillingly. When my classmates handed me the information, they said in a panic: I don't eat, I don't eat.

16. When you see me staring at you all the time, don't think that I am interested in you. I just forgot to wear my glasses when I went out. Everyone looks like an acquaintance, so I really can't see who you really are.

17. Your beautiful voice comes from the valley. I looked down and it was you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran down and said, Grandpa, can I borrow your donkey?

18. I went to the station to see my friend off. When I was leaving, he tried to rush out of the station several times and was stopped by the security inspector. I know he's reluctant. After all, I still have luggage.

19. Bringing my boyfriend home for the first time. At the dinner table, my boyfriend and parents praised me in various ways. When my boyfriend left ... my dad said happily, this silly boy will know what unexpected trouble is after a while. ...

20. Today, I trained my dog at home. After the training, my husband walked over and said to the dog earnestly, "Oh, how dare you fight with the tiger?" You are just a dog. "

2 1. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. I am so principled because I can't hate a man with vision.