Talk about the humor of sleeping in.

1, I don't want to get up because the quilt is sick and needs to be taken care of.

I want to get up, but the bed and quilt don't agree.

Thinking that there are many things to do tomorrow, I have to sleep until the day after tomorrow.

4. It's too cold. I don't want to go to work in such cold weather. I have to go to work every day. I just don't want to get up.

5. Getting up is the pain of breathing. It struggles in every cell of me. It hurts when people wake up, it hurts when the alarm clock rings, it hurts when they can't get up, it hurts even more when they get up, and it hurts the most when they don't want to get up.

6. Every child who loves to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. TA's name is bed.

7. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

8. I am crazy about winter, because the bed is too hot for me to warm up.

9. For me, happiness is actually very simple. If I can stay in bed for one more minute in the morning, I will be very happy.

10, the place outside the bed is far away. This winter, I am doomed to be unable to reach the distance.

1 1, I don't want to get up, and it's not love, it's a bed.

12, sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

13, I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and insisted on separating us.

14, the so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

15, I slept like a beast, specifically like a koala, and I slept 18 hours.

16. If a person like me suddenly becomes gentle, he must have slept for twelve hours.

17, I want to die in bed and never wake up at the thought of having a pile of homework to do.

18, it is a very tangled problem to wake people up to go to the toilet at midnight.

19, I love to drip into bed in winter, so I can't live without you in the morning. Seeing you at night is like Sanqiu.

20. I finally know why I have so much white hair. I use my head too much when I get up.