Good attitude and humorous sentences. Especially humorous and funny sentences (selected 65 sentences)

1. I feel like I have amnesia. I forget the fact that I have no money as soon as I enter the mall.

2. If you are really hungry, you can call me and I will chew some snacks for you.

3. How would you describe the relationship between us? Even if it costs 50 cents for a pack of spicy strips, I won’t even give you half of one!

4. I will try my best to become the kind of girl you like, and then I will never be with you.

5. Only my fat body can carry my heavy soul.

6. When my hair reaches my waist, I can pick you up with a broken umbrella.

7. A woman who cannot cry is a monster, and a woman who can only cry is a waste.

8. In fact, you should have become a great scientist, but you were delayed by one thing, that is, you have no brain.

9. I hope that I can indulge in studying, and then forget about food and sleep, which will eventually lead to weight loss, weight loss, weight loss.

10. I want to be with you and pass on my stupidity to you.

11. In the past, carriages and horses were very slow, and letters were far away. There was only enough time to love one person in a lifetime, but you could have many concubines!

12. In fact, you are not fat, you are just taking one step at a time.

13. The first thing I do when I wake up every day is to sleep.

14. Homework, you are back again, can you please do it again and stay away from me?

15. Don’t think that I am not interested in you because I am cold to you on the surface and have no communication with you. In fact, I said a lot of bad things about you behind your back.

16. Just study, why do you need to take exams? Why is there no trust between people at all?

17. Princesses are woken up by princes’ kisses. As for you, besides waking up from hunger, you also wake up from peeing.

18. Adults are expired children, and the elderly are expired adults.

19. The second cup is half price, but no one is coming.

20. If you don’t experience Monday’s collapse, how can you know the value of Friday.

21. I can’t find it everywhere, and I still sigh at the small waist I used to have. There is no spare time for hatred, and a body full of fat! Boss, another basket of steamed buns!

22. No matter what you love or hate, you’d better get rich as soon as possible.

23. A lover will eventually become a piece of meat, and a pig will appear in the eyes of the lover. If the love between two people lasts for a long time, it will not be about pork, pork and meat. I wish to be a winged bird in heaven, and a pig with a tail on earth.

24. There was once a holiday before me. I didn’t have enough fun and sleep, and I regretted it when I got to work.

25. When you were born, you were crying and everyone was smiling; when you left, you were smiling and everyone was crying.

26. Today, a girl complimented me on how thin I am. I slapped her right away. Didn’t you see that I am so handsome? !

27. I discovered that as a foodie, you are either hungry or full!

28. I miss you like a pumpkin, love you like a cucumber, smell your golden melon, and kiss you like a cantaloupe. I hate you for being a courgette, eat you for being a watermelon, call you a winter melon, and beat you for a fool.

29. A woman’s heart cannot be seen clearly because her breasts are too thick.

30. God, if there is no way to make me thin, please make my friends fat.

31. I won’t repeat the plays I’ve played, and I won’t care about the people I’ve loved.

32. In this world, sincerity is scarce, so we should be frugal.

33. There is no big deal. In the face of time, it is all trivial.

34. I am online and you are offline. Why don’t you *** when I am alive?

35. You want me to love you, unless the fig blossoms.

36. If we didn’t add friends at the beginning, I wouldn’t know so many dirty jokes now.

37. I am not unwilling to save you, I just like to hide in the corner and watch your misfortune.

38. Be my girlfriend. I’ll give you the big sister’s seat in the kindergarten.

39. Take good care of yourself. If not, let me take care of you.

40. Don’t plant strawberries on your face, what will grow are not fruits but traces.

41. Sometimes life is like a computer. If it crashes, it crashes without any negotiation.

42. They say you can’t have your cake and eat it too, but God is so kind to me. I can be poor and ugly at the same time, and fat and short can go hand in hand.

43. When arguing with others, take a step back and the sky will be brighter; when chasing your girlfriend, take a step back and the sky will be empty.

44. If you don’t study for a day, no one will notice; if you don’t study for a week, you will start swearing; if you don’t study for a month, your IQ will be lower than that of a pig.

45. Why do I always have tears in my eyes? It’s because my deskmate always embarrasses me.

46. Jack Ma once said: A man's career and appearance are inversely proportional. I couldn't help but look in the mirror. It seemed that I was destined to accomplish nothing in my life.

47. They tore off my clothes violently, and my snow-white chest trembled like Mount Tai.

48. I remember that two years ago I was single and still an aristocrat, but why have I become a dog in the past two years?

49. The alarm clock only wakes up my body, but cannot wake up my sleeping heart.

50. As soon as the bus driver brakes suddenly, the passengers can learn to pole dance immediately.

51. As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me.

52. My girlfriend must be a road addict, that’s why she hasn’t found me yet.

53. It is said that boys touch girls’ heads mostly because they like it, and girls touch boys’ heads mostly like they are petting dogs.

54. A gentleman is nothing more than a patient wolf.

55. Eating together is called sharing a meal, and going home together is called carpooling. You leave the rest of your life to me and live together from now on. This is called desperately.

56. I’m going to meet the other person’s parents tomorrow. I’m so nervous. After all, I was the one who hit his child first.

57. When you feel sad, touch your chest and tell yourself that you are a boy and you cannot cry.

58. Still lying in bed without falling asleep is not called insomnia, it is called staying up late.

59. Am I the person you love the most? Why don’t you speak?

60. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die!

61. It is also said that Shenma comes on a casual trip, and even a casual trip after work is not acceptable.

62. Every time I finish my homework very late, there will always be two villains in my mind. One says forget it, stop writing, and the other says okay, okay.

63. Can you use some fresh words? Now this word is cliche, change it to something fresh.

64. When facing someone I like, my IQ will always disappear, just like I love learning.

65. If you don’t like me now, let me tell you that after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.