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1. The story of Ji Xiaolan

An old eunuch saw Ji Xiaolan wearing a fur coat and holding a folding fan, so he laughed and said, "Little Hanlin, wearing winter clothes and holding a summer fan, can you read one in the spring and autumn?" Ji Xiaolan heard that he had a southern accent and casually said, "The old manager was born in the south and came to the north. Is that thing still there?"

2. The story of Su Shi and Fo Yin

Boating on the river, I saw a dog gnawing at a bone by the river in the distance. In order to play tricks on Fo Yin, Su Shi pointed his finger at the dog and showed it to Fo Yin, with a smug smile on his face.

Fo Yin knew that he was playing a trick on him, so he threw the fan inscribed with Dongpo's poems into the river, and Dongpo immediately withdrew his smug smile. It turns out that they are doing charades. Su Shi means "dogs gnaw at the bones on the river (monk)", while Fo Yin replies that he means "poems (corpses) flowing in the east slope".

Besides, Su Shi is separated from the monk Fo Yin by a river, and Su Shi also likes to meditate and realize Taoism.

One day, Su Shi suddenly felt a flash of light and had a lot of experience, so he wrote a poem: "Eight winds can't blow, sitting on the purple lotus." Ask extremely to give it to Fo Yin monk. After reading it, Fo Yin wrote two words and asked extremely to send it back.

Su Shi thought Fo Yin was going to praise him. Unexpectedly, when he opened the paper and saw the word "Fart", he was furious and rowed to Fo Yin Theory himself. Fo Yin laughed and said, "Aren't you unable to move because of the eight winds? Why did you hit Jiang Lai with a fart?"

Extended information:

1. Ji Xiaolan's former residence

Ji Xiaolan's former residence site and cemetery are located in Cuierzhuang Town, Cangxian County. Its former residence site is located in Cuierzhuang Village, Cangxian County, and there is still an ancient well. About four kilometers south of the town, there is a cemetery in the south of Beicun Village, with Tombstone and Tombstone each. It is the tomb of Ji Xiaolan. Tombstone's inscription reads: "Prince Taibao of the Qing Dynasty co-organized the college students' etiquette minister Ji Wenda and Gong Tombstone".

The descendants of the late Shi and the local government departments are planning to restore the Ji Xiaolan cemetery and the exhibition hall and memorial hall of the former residence.

2. The relationship between Fo Yin and Su Shi

Su Shi doesn't like monks. He heard that a monk named Fo Yin in Jinshan Temple in Guazhou was very famous. After hearing this, Su Shi was not convinced and decided to meet the old monk in the mountain for a while.

In the temple, Su Shi talked from the emperor to the officials, and from governing the country to being a man. The monk listened quietly. When Su Shi saw that Fo Yin had been silent, he looked down on him from his heart. At this time, Fo Yin asked: "What kind of person should Lao Na be in the eyes of your husband?"

Su Shi was full of contempt and casually replied, "You are capable in the eyes of ordinary people, but that's because they are shallow. In fact, you are mystifying every day, and you are just a liar!"

Fo Yin smiled and didn't answer. Su Shi saw that he not only looked down on the monk more, but also gloated himself, so he asked, "Who am I, Master Su, in your eyes?"

"You are a very learned and cultured person. It's better to accept the loss when you are old!" Fo Yin replied.

When he got home, Su Shi proudly told his little sister how to make a monk in the morning, and Su Xiaomei burst out laughing. Su Shi was puzzled and asked, "Why does little sister laugh?" "You belittle the monk. Instead of being angry, he praised you. Who do you say is cultivated? How can you cultivate yourself without learning? You still think you are better than others? Shame on you, you don't even know! "

After hearing this, Su Shi suddenly realized that he had become a close friend with Master Fo Yin.

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