I can add 500 words of punchline composition to my family.

Chapter 1: I add a happy home to my family, just like a melodious piece of music, in which I am the most active note; Home is also like a huge cradle, in which I grow up happily; Home, more like a source of happiness, makes our life better and better ... I have added a lot of joy to my family, who made me laugh so hard!

One day, I said to my parents, "Let's have a brain teaser contest!" " "Mom and Dad said in unison," Yes! "

At the beginning of the competition, I asked, "What should you do if a large group of pigs run out of the pigsty? Hit the name of a singer. "

Mother was so anxious that she blurted out, "I can't help it."

Dad is scratching his head, too. In desperation, he had to say, "I don't know."

I jumped up and shouted, "What, let you say the singer's name, who told you to look at the picture and talk!" " ""It should be boom, isn't it Wang Leehom? "

Two people's nervous system returned to normal, and I calmed down.

"What would you do if You Zhu came out?"

Dad blurted out without thinking: "Boom in!"

Mother also echoed: "Wang Leehom."

I smiled and said, "You two are so boring. Can't you think of something else? " ? It's Han Hong, which means it's still exploding. "

Mom and dad nodded puzzled.

Let me ask another question: "Which is longer, a python or a bamboo leaf?"

Mom and dad said, "It's so simple, of course it's a python!" " "

I smiled and said, "You are all wrong. Of course it is a bamboo leaf snake." Because of the word python, the word bamboo leaves green. "

"Ha ha ha ... ha ha ha!" The laughter of the three of us rippled at home.

Look, with me, there will be laughter at home!

Chapter 2: I add joy to my family. I am a boy who loves humor. I can always inadvertently mobilize the humor cells of the whole family and make my family happy.

After returning home, I often tell my family some interesting things in school. Just like that time when Li Yiming ate in class, he was punished by the teacher to buy the same food for each of us. As a result, he was willing to be punished, and at the same time we enjoyed a big meal. My parents really laughed after hearing this.

"Come on, the Happy Station is open!" I shouted to urge my parents to serve quickly. Who let me be a loyal audience of Happy Station? It helped me create many humorous cells! For example, in a recent brain teaser contest, I started like this: "I will announce the rules first: the top ten are qualified to grab the answer, and the person who answers correctly gets ten points." The second stage is compulsory, with five questions for each person, plus 20 questions for the correct answer and 10 questions for the wrong answer. There is a question in the third stage, and the answer with the lowest score. Ok, now the game begins! " I began to write the question: "Listen, I'll write the first question: which is the longest, the water snake, the python or the bamboo snake?" Mother said confidently, "There is no doubt that it must be a python!" " "Wrong! Think again! " Dad was a little strange, so he applied for assistance-looking up information on the computer. He pointed to the evidence he found and said, "Look, it says here that the python is the longest! How can it be wrong? " I looked at them stupidly, filled with joy, but pretended to be serious on the surface: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is a brain teaser answering scene, not a popular science knowledge contest. Are you in the wrong venue? " Dad paused after listening, and then immediately understood: "It's a green bamboo snake." "Correct answer, give Dad ten points!" At this time, my mother raised a controversy: "It is obviously the longest python, how can it be a green bamboo snake?" "Mom, the length here is not the length, but the length of the name!"

"Please listen to the second question." My mother was afraid of failure, because she didn't hear the question clearly, so she stared at me closely, as if the hungry wolf had found its prey. "What's eight minus half?" Dad replied without thinking: "Four!" I shook my head. Or my mother's brain turned fast: "Is it three or zero!" ""right! "Dad regretted it. After all, this topic was asked in the cross talk of Happy Station!" Please listen to the third question: there is a ladder hanging beside the boat, which is two meters above the sea level, and the sea water rises by half a meter every hour. How many hours can seawater submerge the ladder? "Dad calculated methodically:" Two divided by 0.5 is four, so the answer is four hours. ""please think again! If so, suppose the ship is ten meters high, and after twenty hours, even the ship will sink! "My father pondered for a while and wanted to answer, but my mother scrambled to say," Don't drown the ladder! """Yes! Because a rising tide lifts all boats! "

Soon, I took ten questions, and my parents got 50 points each, which tied. In the second stage, I first asked my father a question: "Excuse me, IX-this Roman number represents 9, how can I add a sum to make it an even number?" "This? Add one? " "no! Don't! This is the Roman number plus one! " Dad scratched his head anxiously and didn't know what to do. "Come on, there are ten seconds. Ten, nine ... one. Time is up! " Dad had to give up. "Then I will tell you the truth, IX plus S becomes 6. It means six in English. Isn't six even? " "No, you tested my weakness!" Finally, dad was ahead by 30 points. I announced the rules of the third stage: "I asked my mother a question, and if I got it right, I got 40 points, and I had two chances to answer it." Please listen to the topic: an earthquake happened somewhere, with heavy casualties, and the latest news kept coming out on the radio. An old man has been listening to the report. Someone asked him,' Is there any news about your grandson on the radio?' He said,' No, but I know my grandson is definitely safe.' Excuse me, how did he know? "Mom immediately frowned, brooding, that's funny. After waiting for dozens of seconds, my mother finally said, "Is it because his grandson is out of town?" "no! What if his grandson happens to die? "Mom thought," Is his grandson with him? " "Congratulations! Wrong answer! The correct answer should be that the announcer is his grandson! I declare that Dad won! " Dad jumped for joy. Then I give prizes to the champion and runner-up. This activity was also successfully concluded.

There are many examples like this, because I have created too much happiness for my family!

Chapter 3: I add joy to my family. I am a real pistachio. I can always make my ordinary life colorful and full of joy.

After entering junior high school, I have less contact with my parents. So every weekend, a laundry list of interesting stories, humorous short stories and some childish "gossip news" will always make them laugh. "Recently, Li Chen always looks at a female classmate by the door, which is so funny ..." "Ye Fangming is always restless in the dormitory, and today he was finally found by the administrator ..." ... These short stories are full of humor under my exaggerated and vivid description, which makes my dining table full of laughter. I am an optimist by nature. I am lively and outgoing, and my biggest feature is that I love to laugh. Of course, there are still many "bad ideas" in my heart. With these points, I played the role of "pistachio" at home.

One Saturday morning, my mother wanted to go shopping, so she told me and my brother to get up quickly. Tidy up the house after getting up. At that time, I was in a daze and saw that we hadn't got up yet. I stood by the bed angrily and accused us. I opened my hazy eyes and saw my mother's nagging and bossing around. I suddenly felt very funny and couldn't help laughing. My brother giggled, and my mother laughed at once. A contradiction was thus solved.

I remember another time, I picked a prank and made the whole family laugh all morning.

There is a lot of homework on Thursday night. I complain while doing my homework. At this moment, my unwitting cousin came over and smiled gloatingly. He also said, "deserved it, deserved it." I pointed my finger at him with a pen. I was about to say something when I noticed the pen in my hand. As soon as my eyes lit up, a "trick" came into my mind. I said, "Go away, I don't have time to play with you." As soon as he sees it, he has to go to bed. At this time, when I thought of such a wonderful trick, I got excited and relaxed unconsciously. I also have the motivation to do my homework. Three times five divided by two, my homework is finished. So, I started my secret operation … ..

I took two pens, red and blue, and approached the bedroom gently. In order to make sure my cousin was asleep, I called him several times, but there was no response. Great, God helped me! I can't help thinking. I first painted his two faces into two red balls with a red pen, then colored his lips with a blue pen, and drew a Japanese moustache. Looking at my cousin's face, I couldn't breathe with laughter. The next morning, my mother saw my cousin's "beautiful face" and asked in surprise, "What happened to your face?" My brother ran to look in the mirror and immediately washed his face desperately. I can't help laughing. I told the whole story, and my mother tried to smile and said, "Don't do it again." Hearing this, the younger brother quietly realized, "It's you, big bad guy!" " "

This is me. I think the title of "pistachio" should be well-deserved to me.

Hurry up, "Happy Station" has already started playing! "I shouted, urging my parents to serve quickly. Who let me be a loyal audience of Happy Station? It helped me create many humorous cells! For example, I recently launched a brain teaser contest:

"I'll announce the rules first: the top ten have the right to grab the answer, and those who answer correctly add ten points. The second stage is compulsory, with five questions for each person, plus 20 questions for the correct answer and 10 questions for the wrong answer. There is a question in the third stage, and the answer with the lowest score. Ok, now the game begins! " I began to write the question: "Listen, I'll write the first question: which is the longest, the water snake, the python or the bamboo snake?" Mother said confidently, "There is no doubt that it must be a python!" " "Wrong! Think again! " Dad was a little strange, so he applied for assistance-looking up information on the computer. He pointed to the evidence he found and said, "Look, it says here that the python is the longest! How can it be wrong? " I looked at them stupidly, filled with joy, but pretended to be serious on the surface: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is a brain teaser answering scene, not a popular science knowledge contest. Are you in the wrong venue? " Dad paused after listening, and then immediately understood: "It's a green bamboo snake." "Correct answer, give Dad ten points!" At this time, my mother raised a controversy: "It is obviously the longest python, how can it be a green bamboo snake?" "Mom, the length here is not the length, but the length of the name!" "Please listen to the second question." My mother was afraid of failure, because she didn't hear the question clearly, so she stared at me closely, as if the hungry wolf had found its prey. "What's eight minus half?" Dad replied without thinking: "Four!" I shook my head. Or my mother's brain turned fast: "Is it three or zero!" ""right! "Dad regretted it. After all, this topic was asked in the cross talk of Happy Station!" Please listen to the third question: there is a ladder hanging beside the boat, which is two meters above the sea level, and the sea water rises by half a meter every hour. How many hours can seawater submerge the ladder? "Dad calculated methodically:" Two divided by 0.5 is four, so the answer is four hours. ""please think again! If so, suppose the ship is ten meters high, and after twenty hours, even the ship will sink! "My father pondered for a while and wanted to answer, but my mother scrambled to say," Don't drown the ladder! """Yes! Because a rising tide lifts all boats! "

Soon, I took ten questions, and my parents got 50 points each, which tied. In the second stage, I first asked my father a question: "Excuse me, IX-this Roman number represents 9, how can I add a sum to make it an even number?" "This? Add one? " "no! Don't! This is the Roman number plus one! " Dad scratched his head anxiously and didn't know what to do. "Come on, there are ten seconds. Ten, nine ... one. Time is up! " Dad had to give up. "Then I will tell you the truth, IX plus S becomes 6. It means six in English. Isn't six even? " "No, you tested my weakness!" Finally, dad was ahead by 30 points. I announced the rules of the third stage: "I asked my mother a question, and if I got it right, I got 40 points, and I had two chances to answer it." Please listen to the topic: an earthquake happened somewhere, with heavy casualties, and the latest news kept coming out on the radio. An old man has been listening to the report. Someone asked him,' Is there any news about your grandson on the radio?' He said,' No, but I know my grandson is definitely safe.' Excuse me, how did he know? "Mom immediately frowned, brooding, that's funny. After waiting for dozens of seconds, my mother finally said, "Is it because his grandson is out of town?" "no! What if his grandson happens to die? "Mom thought," Is his grandson with him? " "Congratulations! Wrong answer! The correct answer should be that the announcer is his grandson! I declare that Dad won! " Dad jumped for joy. Then I give prizes to the champion and runner-up. This activity was also successfully concluded.

There are many examples like this, because I have created too much happiness for my family!

When I was a child, I was very stupid, and I was often teased by people. I also did some stupid things to make adults laugh, but it was precisely because of these ugly things that I did that I added a lot of happiness to my family.

In the second grade, the Chinese teacher asked us to keep a diary every day, but my stupid brain couldn't squeeze anything out.

Once, I kept a diary as a joke.

At that time, the teacher assigned homework to write a composition. As soon as I got home, I thought, "How can I write it well?" Looking at the blank diary, I am worried.

I'll think about it. "Ah, yes!" I remember the story of "Hundred Poems of Li Bai Fighting for Wine" that my mother told me. "Li Bai can come up with a good poem by drinking, then I may be able to write a good article by drinking!" As he spoke, he rummaged through everything to find the wine that Grandpa hadn't finished in my room last time. I remembered that the book said "children can't drink, drinking will be harmful to their health", but in order to keep a good diary, the sacrifice is worth it!

I found the wine, opened the bottle cap, and a smell of wine came to my nose. I immediately covered my nose with my hand and licked the wine with my tongue-damn it! How spicy it is! ! But when I think of the diary, I have the courage: "Spicy for a while!" " I poured the wine into a small glass, closed my eyes, held my nose hard and forced to drink a small glass of wine. ...

At first, my intuition was spicy. After a while, my head began to faint. Gradually, I felt as if something was blocking my eyes. I tried to get it out by hand, but it was useless. My head began to faint, and the things in front of me became two, shaking and shaking ... just like an earthquake, I trembled even more, even stumbling when I walked, and then I fell asleep. ...

Finally, my mother woke me up with her "invincible big alarm clock" I looked at my watch at once, ah! It's past seven o'clock in the evening! Yes, I read my diary-all wet. "It turns out that wine is only useful for Li Bai to write poems, but not for my composition." I whispered in my mouth.

When I was depressed, my mother asked me angrily what was going on. I had to tell her reluctantly, because nothing could escape my mother's eyes. After hearing this, she "turned anger into joy", laughed and told other relatives about it, which made me lose face at all and was embarrassed by my brothers and sisters once. I thought, "I hate my mother!" " "

You see, I have added a lot of happiness to my family!

I am a real pistachio. I can always make my ordinary life colorful and full of joy.

After entering junior high school, I have less contact with my parents. So every weekend, a laundry list of interesting stories, humorous short stories and some childish "gossip news" will always make them laugh. "Recently, Li Chen always looks at a female classmate by the door, which is so funny ..." "Ye Fangming is always restless in the dormitory, and today he was finally found by the administrator ..." ... These short stories are full of humor under my exaggerated and vivid description, which makes my dining table full of laughter.

I can not only add icing on the cake for my family, but also send charcoal in the snow! It was a quiet weekend. I came home as usual, but I was greeted by a messy living room instead of the familiar greetings from my parents. The ground is full of food packaging bags, and the furniture is covered with thick dust. All this makes me understand that mom and dad are contradictory. I went to my father's bedroom first. He is watching the news, but his expression is serious. So I went to my mother's bedroom again. She curled up in the quilt and sulked. I went over to ask my mother what was wrong, and she said it was something trivial. "ah! Mom, you and your father have been married for so many years. Do you have to haggle over these little things? " As I spoke, I took my mother to the living room, called out my father who was watching the news, and sat them on the sofa. I dug up the video of my 10 birthday, and I think those warm scenes will definitely resolve the contradiction between my parents.

With the familiar birthday song playing, the happy past appeared on the TV screen, and the good memories of the past came to mind one by one, and the three of us hugged each other tightly. A long-lost smile appeared on mom and dad's face, and subtle chemical changes took place in their hearts and they got back together.

I am a pistachio and a lubricant at home, as long as I am at home. Happiness will always be with us, and troubles will no longer exist.