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Why can’t we fight against gods but not immortals?

There are many treasures in "The Romance of the Gods" that have attracted much attention. Among them, Jiang Ziya's magic whip seems to be very powerful when mentioned. However, in fact, there are many magic whips. Immortals cannot be beaten. The whip is three feet, six inches long and has twenty-one sections. Each section has four talismans, totaling eighty-four talismans. The wooden whip is the ultimate acquired spiritual treasure, known as the "Whip of Heaven's Punishment". You can hit the famous people on the list of gods at will.

On the recommendation of Shen Gongbao, Ma Yuan left Xiqi to look for Yin Hong. Later, Ma Yuan went to fight, exchanged a few words with Jiang Ziya, and then waved his sword to cease the fighting. After three or five rounds, Jiang Ziya used the magic whip to beat him. In the original work "The Romance of the Gods", both Jiang Ziya and King Wu were on the list, but they had to become gods after their death. Once, the original Tianzun got a treasure from Jiejiao and was able to remove their two names from the list. Rather than becoming a god in the future, he hopes that his master will enjoy life in this world, which is exactly what he loves about him. But after a hundred years, he will be in charge of beating the gods, and the gods over there will have to give way to him. The so-called ghosts and gods are actually ghosts.

During the Battle of Conferring Gods, Yuanshi Tianzun lent it to Jiang Ziya to use it to confer gods. At the time of Conferring Gods, Yuanshi Tianzun sent out the whip. The Divine Whip can only hit the famous people on the list of gods, which is too limiting.

Although during the Battle of the Gods, Jiang Ziya’s ability to beat the God Whip was not great, but the reality is that firstly, Jiang Ziya’s own strength is too low to develop the ability of the God Whip; secondly, the God Beating List The positions of the gods in the upper three realms are undetermined. The divine whip is a whip of heavenly punishment, which represents the way of heaven to restrict the gods in heaven! How is it an ordinary baby!

Yuanshi Tianzun also ordered the Antarctic Immortal to take a wooden whip, three feet six inches long, with twenty-one sections; each section has four talismans, totaling eighty-four talismans. The seal is called: "The Divine Whip". The name is domineering, but the whip can only hit the famous people on the list of gods, which is a bit limiting, and the ability is also small, but it does not hinder the command of setting up formations to hit people and objects. There is a saying that is good, hit if you can, three days If you don't fight, you have to go to the house and uncover the tiles.

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