I'm going to have a party, find some jokes, tell me anything funny and give me extra points.

I have not only a car, but also my own! 3. If you like it, I'll buy it for you ... (after realizing that the other person is angry) Oh, no, it's "brother, I'll buy it for you!" There are so many people who look down on me. Who are you? I won't tell you if you kill me, but you haven't made a beautiful plan yet! 6. Not only am I lucky, but I also have athlete's foot! 7. Mirrors always reflect light! 8. Is there a P for handsome? Probably eaten by a pawn! 9. Give it to me, and you don't have to worry. There is nothing wrong! 10. Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person ... 1 1. Don't worry about my girlfriend following me-as long as she lays eggs all her life, we'll break them immediately and never let the principal and parents know! 12. How dare I charge you if you don't thank me! 13. Don't tell me to bring it on-I'm in love for two generations! 14. If you ignore me, I will be a dog! 15. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian! 16. I can't reach it. Try putting my left foot on my right foot. 17. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died! 18. You said ... Do you like me? Actually ... I started ... Actually, I also ... Well, I told you, I actually like myself. 19. Do you want water, water or water? You choose! 20. Castle Peak is still there, but it is a little red. 2 1. Hey, what to say and what not to whisper. 22. What can you say about a scholar? 23. Yuck, don't ask a single man such a question! 24. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital! 25. Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers. 26. Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy. 27. As a typical failure, you really succeeded! 28. I really want to get rid of this problem, but my tongue is not long enough ... 29. Three heads are better than one, and one is Zhuge Liang. 30. In this golden autumn of red leaves and maple leaves ... 3 1. One is thyroidectomy, and the other is irrelevant. 32. If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow! 33. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. Pay back the money you owe! 34. A: Where to eat? I am broke. Let's eat out, it's my treat-the hose. 35. See if there is anything left behind? There is a white tiger with Mickey Mouse tattooed on my waist. 38. A: It's hard for me to swallow this evil spirit without compensation. How can I let you die? 40. She is so fat that my thigh can't twist her arm. 4 1. If there is a way to learn, do it first, and learn to cook porridge from the endless sea. 42. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren. 43. I have finished my homework! 44. Have you done your homework? B: Yes! Well, it's still warm under p shares ... do you want it? So you're here.