Who has a funny English drama? You'd better bring an interpreter.

In the room, Zhuge Liang is walking around the room.

Zhuge Liang:

Bryan

This classroom is too dirty.

Sweep the floor and deliver water when pigs are not bright (nutrition express)

Three brothers play, Guan Yu (headscarf)

, Liu Bei (sunglasses)

, Zhang Fei (burps)

Liu: A cigarette after a meal is better than a living fairy.

A cigarette after dinner plays an important role in my life.

(Zhang Fei reaches out and lights a cigarette, Liu.

Take a deep breath and take a long breath)

Liu: Huh? Not bright

Hmm? It doesn't exist.

'

Don't burn.

Zhang Fei: Not bad. Teachers are not allowed to smoke.

pity

This is all we can have. we can

'

Don't smoke in the classroom!

Guan Yu: Mr. Wolong, who must be invited this time?

We must invite Mr Zhuge Liang!

Zhang Fei: Of course, old Caotai bullied others.

Of course, Mr. Cao bullied us too much.

Three people came to the door, rock, paper and scissors.

Liu Bei:

According to our habits

?

Guan Yu:

All right.

Zhang Fei:

No problem.

Three of Liu Bei's men cut cloth with stones. Liu Bei lost, and the other two pushed Liu Bei ahead.

Liu Bei made a heroic gesture.

(Shanghai beach rings)

Liu Bei rang the doorbell,

(The doorbell rings)

Zhuge Liang:

Bu Liang

(not lit)

, to open the door.

Servant:

Heng! (

hum

)

The servant came to the door with a straight face, made a gesture of shaking his head, shouted his hair, then took a deep breath and laid it flat.

Steady, keep smiling. Then he opened the door and bowed.

Servant:

(

pronounce

A ni ha sai Yao ~ ~ ~

Hello, Chinese meaning: Hello.

)

Liu Bei:

Do you speak English?

Guan Yu:

(Followed by Liu Bei)

Can you speak Chinese?

Zhang Fei:

(immediately)

Can you speak Japanese?

Liu Bei:

(immediately)

Spanish?

Guan Yu:

(immediately)

Congolese?

Zhang Fei:

(immediately)

Egyptian?

Servant:

(immediately)

Shut up! Who are you people?

Liu Bei:

(

pose

Pose) me

'

I am Liu Bei.

Guan Yu:

(

Put one, too.

Pose) me

'

M Guan Yu.

Zhang Fei:

(

Put another one.

posture

, knocked Guan Yu down.

) me

'

I'm really sorry.

Liu Bei and his three men quickly helped the servant.

Pigs don't glow: how did you get here?

What did you three bring?

Zhang Fei: I came by horse. I am riding a horse.

Riding, of course.

Pigs don't shine: Then how did you ride here?

So, how do you ride horses?

The three men looked at each other and closed the door before the pig lit up.

Liu Bei suddenly understood,

"

money

!

!

"

Zhang Fei and Guan Yu have no money to shrug their shoulders and step down.

Act ii

Three brothers came on stage, and Zhang Fei and Guan Yu carried presents.

Guan Yu obscene said

：

It should be okay this time, right? Last time you blamed us.

I think we

'

I will take care of it this time.

Zhang Fei: What, if you hadn't pulled me, I would have yelled at him (growl, tiger sound).

What? If you don't

'

Don't pull me, I will kill him easily with my strong throat!

Liu Bei: OK, OK, what are we doing here?

At ease.

. Stand at attention.

(done by Zhang Fei and Guan Yu)

Stop, stop, what are we doing here? At ease!

—

Attention!

Liu Bei: Be smart (Zhang Fei and Guan Yu nod)

You three! Be smart this time!

In the house?

English songs: Zhuge Liang and Zhu Liang are drinking at dawn, and Zhu Liang is humming English songs, and they are all drunk. )

Zhuge Liang:

Motorized yacht

God

!

! God, why are you punishing me like this?

Oh, my God! ! Why did you punish me? !

Pigs don't shine: don't be sad, boss. Didn't monitor Yang Chao fail?

College teachers

'

Don't be sad, my boss. As far as I know, our monitor knows.

'

T pass the exam.

Zhuge Liang: My Grade Four began to cry.

.

.

what

?

Our monitor has

'

T pass the exam.

?

but

So is my CET-4.

missed

Change the background music, the pig cries before dawn, the doorbell rings, and the pig staggers to open the door before dawn.

Pigs are not bright: who is it?

who

'

What is this?

Zhang Fei: Water fee collector.

I'm here to charge.

Electricity bill

(Open the door, the three of them are laughing)

Liu Bei: Here we come again. Please let me know.

Here we are again. Please inform your boss.

The pig looked around before dawn and took the present. )

The room smelled of sadness, and Zhang Fei and Guan Yu wiped their tears. )

Zhang Fei: Why did a sudden burst of sadness come to my mind (to himself)?

I just feel a little sad in my heart ..

Guan Yu: Is Mr. Wolong at home? We want to see (

see

)

Is Mr. Jyugo at home? We want to talk to him.

Pigs don't shine: poetry, seeing and not seeing.

Have you seen me?

It doesn't matter if you can't see me.

I was there.

I was standing there.

Not sad or happy.

Without emotion

You can either read me or you can't read me.

It doesn't matter whether you want me or not.

Love is there.

It feels right there.

Don't come or go.

It's not going anywhere.

Do you love me or not?

It doesn't matter)

(The pig turned to close the door before dawn, which was unstable. )

Liu:

What?

!

!

Zhang Fei: Has anyone died at home? Come again next time.

I

'

I'm afraid one of his important people died here.

let

'

Let's go Maybe we should come next time.

Guan Yu: I hope Zhuge Liang is not the one who died.

Oh, I hope Zhuge Liang knows.

'

T mold

Guan Yu and Liu Bei defeated Zhang Fei to step down.

)

Act iii

(Zhuge Liang and Zhu Buliang play the Three Kingdoms Kill, background music, terminology)

(Zhuge Liang won again)

Pigs don't shine: boss, you are really

niobium (Nb)

You are a man!

Zhuge Liang: that is, you don't want to think about what I do. I'm going to find Liu Bei and get a job after the Chinese New Year.

hum

!

that

'

This is a piece of cake. I think I should go to Liu Bei.

'

S company

Looking for a job after the Spring Festival.

Do you want to go to Liu Bei's place?

What? You said you wanted to find Liu Bei.

'

S company?

Zhuge Liang: Well, English is not needed there.

(constituting a verb) means "put in a state of ..." ... then

'

This is a good place for me not to speak English.

The pig doesn't shine: he came a few days ago and asked me to drive away.

But ... well, I kicked him out a few days ago.

The doorbell rang.

Pigs don't glow: coming.

Talk of the devil, and he is sure to appear.

(Three brothers, striding in, Zhuge Liang was very excited when he saw it. )

Zhuge Liang: Brother, I miss you so much (hug). Please take me away.

Boss! I miss you very much, please help me!

Liu Bei: Calm down. Since my brother thinks highly of me, let's have a big fight together.

Calm down. Since you trust me so much, let me

'

Let's do it!

(at first.

)

Zhuge Liang: Brother, then wait.

. So, how much is it in January?

Wait, wait ... My boss, uh, how much ... I see ... from you.

Zhang Fei:

(Threatening) Brothers will hurt their feelings if they don't talk about money.

(Take Zhuge Liang and leave)

It hurts feelings when it comes to money!

(The pig is not bright, holding the luggage and shouting at the back)

Pigs don't shine: take me with you,

(Walking (small Shenyang modeling)

)

Oh, please take me away.

It's closed