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Why do you want to turn Mrs. Qi into an adult? How annoying is Chou He? Do you really understand?

In fact, Lv Zhi is an outstanding female politician in the history of China, who initiated the rule of Huang Lao in the early Han Dynasty and laid the foundation for the greatness of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty. In Historical Records, Sima Qian's inclusion of Lv Zhi in this chronicle is actually the greatest affirmation to Lv Zhi, and Lv Zhi deserves it. However, when friends who love history mention it, they almost always think of one of the cruelest pictures in China's history-Lv Zhi turned Liu Bang's favorite concubine, Lady Qi, into a man. It is no exaggeration to describe the viciousness and cruelty of its means with horror. This dehumanizing behavior has also become a black spot that Lv Zhi will never wash away. Nodding to kill people, however, is within the range that people can understand and accept in political struggles such as revenge, planting persecution and scheming. However, Lv Zhi's method is terrible. It is said that her own son, Han Liuying, was scared to death after seeing her masterpiece.

What is a man? As the name implies, it is also a pig. Man is a naked pig who turns man into a pig. Chop off limbs, gouge out eyes, inject copper into ears to make ears deaf (smoke deafness), cut off tongue, inject dumb medicine into throat to make throat unable to speak, cut off nose and ears, shave off hair and destroy skin ... In short, all tricks that can destroy body organs without causing immediate death are used. Finally, Mrs. Qi was put into a clay pot and thrown into the toilet, and someone was sent to "watch" to ensure that Mrs. Qi would not die as soon as possible. This cruel means is really shocking and creepy.

So, how bitter it is with Mrs. Qi, do you have to use this horrible way to get back at her? What is the logic and emotion behind Lv Zhi's crazy and abnormal behavior?

There is no love and hate for no reason in the world. Lv Zhi in this case by hook or by crook to deal with Mrs Qi, if Mrs Qi is completely innocent, it is not credible, after all, flies don't bite seamless eggs. So, can it really be inferred that Mrs. Qi deserved it? Is it heinous? Let's see what kind of person Mrs. Qi is! See if she is a bad woman.

Why do I always advise people not to be hooligans like Liu Bang? Because hooligans play too much, they will be beaten sooner or later. After Liu bang went through the customs, he saw Xiang Yu fighting endlessly outside, and Chu was definitely empty at home. So he attacked Cheng Peng, Xiang Yu's lair, and succeeded, so he was very happy and indulgent. As a result, Liu Bang, who touched the tiger's ass, did not have the ability to hit the tiger. Next, Xiang Yu's 30,000 cavalry defeated Liu Bang's battle of Pengcheng, which was called 600,000 allied troops. Liu bang's defeat in this battle was to abandon his helmet and armor, not his wife.

Liu bang is indeed a rogue, lovely and multifaceted person in history. He escaped from his life and may be denied by his six parents. In order to make the carriage run faster, he can cruelly kick his children off the carriage. This is nobody! However, as long as he catches his breath, he will find that everyone is lovely, especially the beautiful women. In other words, after the battle of Liu Bangpeng City, when Xiang Yu was exhausted, seeing it would be finished. At this time, he found a family, an old man and a woman, who was later Mrs. Qi. So Liu Bang concealed his identity and asked them to help him hide for a while. Later, Mrs. Qi had a brainwave and hid Liu Bang under her own dry well, so that Liu Bang escaped.

Liu bang, who survived the robbery, immediately restored his rogue face. As soon as he saw Mrs. Qi's fair and beautiful skin, he began to play a routine: "Thank you for saving my life, I have nothing to return, only suicide!" (If Mrs. Qi is not beautiful, it is estimated that it is something like "I will be grateful one day"). Of course, this is a joke. In short, Liu Bang showed his identity to Mrs. Qi's family and made a promise of love (if he won the world, he would be named the imperial concubine) to marry Mrs. Qi. When Mrs. Qi heard this, should I turn sparrows into phoenixes? I thought it was beautiful, so I didn't refuse. I happily followed Liu Bang around the world.

Fortunately, Liu bang finally won the world, and Mrs. Qi became the imperial concubine as she wished. Mrs. Qi was deeply loved by Liu Bang because of her beauty, gentleness and versatility. They also had the crystallization of love-her sons Liu Ruyi and Liu Bang loved me, loved my dog, became emperors, and named Liu Ruyi Prince of Zhao. This painting is too beautiful to be wanted. However, the beautiful women in the rich village are easy to die, and the more beautiful Mrs. Qi is at this time, the more dangerous Liu Bang is after his death. Because there has been an elderly Lv Zhi staring at her!

Is Mrs. Qi aware of this danger? In fact, I am aware of it, but as a little girl without any foundation, she can't compete with Lv Zhi, who is deeply rooted in ruthless. Her only support is Liu Bang, who is old, and Liu Ruyi, who has not yet grown up. It is this anxiety that forced Mrs. Qi to make the wrong choice arbitrarily. In fact, at this time, she should take the initiative to be nice to Lv Zhi and dissolve Lv Zhi's hatred, so that she and her son can have a future. But the young and naive Mrs. Qi chose a road that was almost impossible to succeed. She gives Liu Bang a pillow breeze every day, and wants Liu Bang to make her son a prince, so she is at ease. Silly girl, do you think this is possible? Even if Liu Ruyi becomes a prince, can he sit firmly on the throne at a young age? This is simply digging a hole for yourself.

You also don't say, pillow breeze is really useful, Liu Bang is really going to change Liu Ruyi into a prince, but it was stopped by Lv Hou and Lushi Group. Everyone is familiar with the latter things. Liu Bangben is old and has been busy calming down the chaos in various places. As a result, I stretched my legs and went to another world to play hooligans. With Liu Bang dead, the end of the world for Mrs Qi and Liu Ruyi is coming soon.

From the above description, we can hardly say that Mrs. Qi is a very bad woman. At best, she is just a normal vain and ignorant woman. The conflict between her and Lv Zhi, on the one hand, is jealousness and jealousy in the harem, on the other hand, is a struggle for the rights and interests of children, especially the latter is essentially much cry and little rain, and has not caused substantial harm to Lv Zhi. Therefore, Lv Zhi should not be so cruel to her after she took office. Killing her mother and son is enough to eliminate political hidden dangers. So, what is the mystery behind this?

Lv Zhi this woman, we really have to seriously consider, it's not easy, it's not simple. Unfortunately, she is a daughter. If she is a man, it is estimated that Liu Bang can't play with her when playing politics.

When she was young, Lv Zhi married Liu Bang, a notorious "uncle+hooligan", and achieved nothing at that time, because her father could visit fortune-teller. After Liu Bang married her, he still idled around all day and flirted with widows everywhere. Lv Zhi can only honestly be a stepmother to his ex-wife's son at home and have to work in the fields. Liu bang is only responsible for fooling around wholeheartedly. Later, Liu Bang rebelled against the State of Qin and hid in Mangdang Mountain. Every once in a while, Lv Zhi went to the mountain to give him food and drinks, and he also seriously encouraged Liu Bang: "There is a cloud on your head, so I found you easily. You are the only thrill! " We should not only lie to ourselves and Liu Bang, but also help Liu Bang lie to others. Everyone will say, "My husband is a cow with a cloud on his head. Everyone will follow him to find the way! " Later, Liu Bang was formally involved in the anti-Qin wave, and Lv Zhi was jailed, but she always believed that Liu Bang would come to meet her one day on colorful clouds. Fortunately, the jailer who finally had an affair with her was moved by this "stupid" woman and took good care of her, so that she didn't die in prison.

With the guidance and help of Sean, Xiao He and others, Liu Bang became more and more famous, his territory became bigger and bigger, and his life became better and better. However, Lv Zhi never waited for Liu Bang's care and love. Liu Bang seems to have forgotten that such people should also eat and drink. When he sees a beautiful woman, he will still ask, "Girl, are you married?" . Even if Liu Bangjin became Hanwang in Guanzhong, he didn't care about Lv Zhi's life. After the Battle of Pengcheng, Liu Bang remembered whether his father and wife in his hometown would be retaliated by Xiang Yu, and sent someone to pick them up while running for their lives. Finally fell into the hands of Xiang Yu for three years. What's more sad is that Liu Bang never wanted to save them, nor did he try!

After the Gulf Alliance, Lv Zhi finally returned to Liu Bang. But he is no longer beautiful. Liu Bang is surrounded by wives and concubines. Everything is beyond recognition. Cry? It will only make yourself more sad! Trouble? It will only make Liu Bang even more annoyed! Fight? Can this yellow-faced woman compete with goblins? Poor Lv Zhi can't talk about pain; she cries till dawn.

How many people can survive the rough life just above? So, Lv Zhi this woman is not simple, and by no means simple. You won't have a good life with Liu Bang, a bastard. However, after all, Lv Zhi is an extraordinary person, who still turns a blind eye and turns a deaf ear. As always, he supported Liu Bang's career development and made full use of his talents to be Liu Bang's good wife and good sister-in-law, a hero of a rich family.

Finally, when Liu Bang ascended the throne, Lv Zhi became the queen, but she was left out in the cold. Even his son Liu Ying, whom he regarded as spiritual sustenance, almost lost his status as a prince.

It is conceivable that Lv Zhi lived a depressed and humble life all his life. If you don't die in silence, it will explode in silence. After Liu Bang's death, Lv Zhi finally broke out. She needs to vent. If she doesn't vent, she thinks she can't live any longer. As it happens, Mrs. Qi is her most reasonable vent object, so all kinds of revenge means full of anger, cruelty, cold blood and madness are used on Mrs. Qi. At this time, Lv Zhi's psychology has been a bit distorted.

Her cruelty to Mrs. Qi has elements of revenge, but more, I think it is an outlet!

The main line of this matter is actually very clear through the introduction of the first two parts. But I wonder if you will be a little confused when you watch it? Do some details in the middle feel not very smooth?

I'll try to ask a few questions and see if you can find a little different logic from them. Details determine success or failure, and the truth is hidden in the details. Let's discuss a few details in depth:

1. After Lv Zhi married Liu Bang, life was very hard. Why did she put up with it? Help Liu bang wholeheartedly? There were no "obedient and virtuous" women at that time. There is only one reason why Lv Zhi is so humiliated. She (including her family) decided that Liu Bang was a person. The predictive ability and unswerving execution ability of this kind of political investment need great knowledge, big pattern and tough willpower. Lv Zhi's identification with Liu Bang is definitely not an emotional identification between men and women, but a political identification. For the sake of his family, his destiny and development, Lv Zhi did everything for Liu Bang without any regrets. All the glory, all the losses, Lv Zhi is very rational and strong.

Liu Bang, a heartless guy, has no feelings for Lv Zhi, so why didn't he abandon her? Why did you make her queen? You know, Liu Bang's ruthlessness is really disowned by six parents. I'll just give an example to illustrate this point. It's not that Liu Bang cares about the old love, but that Liu Bang dare not go too far with Lv Zhi, because the power of Lu Jia is beyond everyone's imagination. After the Battle of Pengcheng, Liu Bang was almost caught by Xiang Yu. Who helped him stop Xiang Yu, let him escape to Xingyang, and then started a confrontation with Xiang Yu for three years? That's his brother-in-law Lv Ze! In the history of Chu-Han struggle, the auras of several protagonists were too dazzling, which led many people to ignore the strength and ability of Lu Jia, Chen Yun and other important figures. (Interested people can also check the positions and promotion process of several Lushi family representatives around Liu Bang. )

3. Why did Liu Bang really want to abolish Liu Yuxin? Is it really possessed by Mrs. Qi's beauty? This is obviously unreasonable for Liu Bang, a political expert who has experienced too many ups and downs in his life and read all the honors and disgraces in the world. Liu bang won't be so careless. The internal reason is that Liu Bang is very afraid of the influence of the Lu family, afraid that Liu Jiangshan will eventually become the Lujia Jiangshan, so he will "desperately". Liu bang's worry is not unreasonable. In order to prevent Liu Bang from abolishing the Prince, Liu Jia was able to find Sean, who had already stood aloof from the rest of the world, and invited Liu Bang to be a "good thinker", which was enough to show the terrible influence of Liu Jia!

4. Is it necessary for Lv Zhi to be so cruel to Mrs Qi? It's really not necessary. With Liu Bang dead, it will be difficult for Mrs. Qi, an orphan and widowed family, to threaten and hurt her. However, I have been wronged for most of my life, so I need to vent it conveniently, so I found a lady Qi who I don't like at ordinary times as a punching bag. However, due to the causal cycle, Lv Zhi forced her son to visit her masterpiece "Renku" in order to train her son Liu Ying to be ruthless. Because the scene was disgusting, very kind Liu Ying was frightened and died soon.

Widow, a widow who is not lost, is also a widow with both strength, ability and ambition. Lv Zhi began to completely liberate herself, just like the four villains and three mothers in Jin Yong's novel Tian Ba Long Bu. Seeing the other children in the Liu family is particularly unpleasant. If they are not pleasing to the eye, let them play with their son.

However, Lv Zhi is an excellent politician. She was actually the anchor of the riddled Han Dynasty at that time, and it was also the time for her "inaction" to let the Han Dynasty rest. For the sake of the Liu family and the Han Dynasty, she really broke her heart. Even in the face of Mo Duohan's brutal flirting: "Your husband is dead, you might as well forget it with me", she can swallow it, which is not simple. It can be said that after the death of Liu Ying, Lv Zhi regarded the Han Empire as his only son.

In fact, the "Zhulv Rebellion" in history is not mainly her fault. She even warned her son and nephew not to resist. However, the complex interests involved in the early Han Dynasty finally involved Lv Jiahe military group and Liu's imperial clan in the power game. This is the inevitability and chance of history. It's a long story, just press it.

In fact, there was no fighting with Mrs. Qi from the beginning. However, conventional humiliation, torture and suppression are indispensable. For example, deprive Mrs. Qi of her wealth, let Mrs. Qi return to the true nature of a peasant woman and cook for the harem. It's a pity that Mrs. Qi doesn't know it yet, and she still has illusions. While smashing rice, she sang a song: "The son is king, the mother is a prisoner, always in the twilight, often associated with death." Three thousand miles away, who will sue you! " His songs are sad and his lyrics are sad, but Lv Zhi is very excited. Why? Not satisfied? Still expect your son to save you? Under this stimulus, Lv Zhi began to intensify.

We often say, don't sprinkle salt on other people's wounds, that is, don't stimulate a person who is about to collapse, because once a person enters a crazy state, he can do anything. Let's not be serious with a madman, who kills people and is favored by the law. Mrs. Qi obviously didn't have such a clear understanding, so she was harmed by her own little woman consciousness.

The changes before and after Lv Zhi have also given us great enlightenment! We can make fun of history with "Lv Zhi, I suggest you be kind" on the Internet, but we should not challenge human nature. I believe everyone wants to be a kind person, an elegant person, a noble person and a pure person, but many times, many people have no better choice.

Fortunately, history is history after all, and darkness and light have become the past. For Lv Zhi's behavior, I think the significance of reflection, reference and warning is greater than accusation, anger and ridicule. There are many things about Lv Zhi. Although she is sometimes too cruel, on the whole, she is an excellent female politician with few black spots. In addition, to truly understand the turbulent history of the early Han Dynasty, Lv Zhi is a good starting point. The deeper you know, the more you will feel that Lv Zhi is not easy, simple and extraordinary.