Funny expression pack: praised for being beautiful

How do you respond tactfully when others praise you for your beauty?

The first time I was wondering whether to borrow money from me. In my dictionary, there is nothing to be brave about, whether borrowing money or borrowing money. When I was free, people suddenly praised me for being beautiful. There must be a purpose, that is to borrow money, but I have no money. Even if I am so beautiful, I can't use it as money. It's still a little sad to think about it.

Pretend to be polite and call yourself ugly. When others praise me for my beauty, I certainly can't accept or show off my beauty at the beginning. I must say how ugly I am. You see, my eyelids are not deep enough to look good. You see, my eyebrows are not thick enough, not neat enough, and they don't look good without trimming; Look at my fingers, so short, not slender enough, not beautiful; Look at my thighs, they are getting thicker and thicker, and they are not good-looking. It's not beautiful anywhere, but your eyes are getting more and more tolerant. It's very kind of you to praise me for being so ugly.

Get carried away and praise yourself for being beautiful. Of course, people say, no, no, I'm telling the truth. You are really beautiful. So I began to boast, yes, not only did you say I was beautiful, but I don't know why. Everyone who saw me must praise me for being beautiful. It was awkward at first, but now I'm used to it. Beauty is beauty, but I can't be a meal anyway. I must not be a vase, but a beautiful and independent person. I will make friends with those of you who like telling the truth and dare to tell the truth.

Start teaching others how to be beautiful. Do you want to be as beautiful as me? But it seems difficult, because I have to exercise every day, control my diet, maintain regularly, and read a lot of books to improve my temperament. Only by persisting in doing so can I be as beautiful as I am. I don't know if you can do it, and even if you can, I don't know if you can persist. If you have this confidence, I can teach you how to do it for free.

Seeing my chatter, others must be cursing: ugly people make more trouble, ugly people talk more!

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