A short cross talk of 2 minutes and 60 words of humor

A: I heard that you like to play chess

B: That’s right

A: Your father also likes to play chess.

B: Yes

A: No, I used to play chess with your father.

B: Yes

A: One time when we were playing chess, I had one knight left and your father had one bishop left. . .

B: Then there’s no draw?

A: Yes, it’s a draw according to me, but if your father doesn’t do it, do you have to continue playing?

B: Oh, how do you do it?

A: Haha, your father has an idea.

B: What’s your idea?

A: Your father said, "How about we all cross the river."

B: Never heard of it!

A: Then your father’s elephant crossed the river, and my taxi also crossed the river. Your father pointed his elephant at me, and I used my taxi to hit your father. . . No matter how much your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, you If your father looks like me, I am your father. If your father looks like me, I will be your father. If your father looks like me, I will be your father. . . . . . . . .

B: Go to hell! !