Interesting landscape poems

1. What kind of spring is really comfortable? The scenery in spring is really beautiful!

This spring not only gives people new life, but also gives people new hope. I like this beautiful spring.

Near, near, I hear the footsteps of spring. All these report the arrival of spring. My whole heart is floating out, floating on bright flowers and oily green grass.

The spring rain continued, sprinkling on the buttonwood trees in the yard. Sasha vujacic plucked the strings gently like a musician and swallowed mulberry leaves quietly like a silkworm baby.

Oh! Spring rain, so you came to the earth with the spring girl, making the earth full of vitality and fresh breath. Your dexterous hand is touching people's heartstrings and drawing people's beautiful hopes.

In the morning, open the curtains and open the window. The breeze blew, and a fresh, fragrant and elegant earthy breath came to my face.

Spring comes so fast, quietly and unconsciously, the grass is green, the branches are sprouting, the wild flowers and rape flowers are blooming everywhere, and everything is bathed in the early morning light of spring, swaying and swaying in the spring breeze, just like a girl's light song and dance, which is very lovely.

Creatures wake up in the spring morning, showing the preciousness and temptation of life.

The spring morning touched the hope in my heart and inspired the enthusiasm of life.

Spring is lively, spring is fanatical, spring is an attitude of growth, spring is young and energetic.

Spring is full of people's hard work. People sow their firm faith and eternal hope with their own hands, as well as their true love and selfless love.

2. A complete collection of funny poems Rizhao incense burner gives birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape.

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

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Dondum

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are incisive. For the sake of Qingming today, let him send this first.

Xiao Chun

Tang Meng Hao ran

I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.

Can't sleep at night.

I'll look online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone)

Meet Li Guinian at the lower reaches of the river

Du fu in Tang dynasty

Looking for beautiful women in chat rooms

Q q package M S N

This is a good scientific and engineering perspective.

Speculative chat, want to know someone (hehe, Shi Sheng's adult is ambitious)

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Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji

Tang hanyu

Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.

Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.

The saddest thing is a year.

Online M M used to be a pig. . . (It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. )

Zaofa baidicheng

Tang Libai

Chaoci dormitory likes it.

Netizens suddenly returned when they met.

I can't stop looking sad.

Just now, I was in danger of death (the poet fairy seems to have met the carnivorous Amen)

Yamayuki

Dondum

Far up to Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I want the prince to meet the princess.

It's really a dinosaur meets a frog (wow, it's Du again, it seems so emotional)

Book of Songs. Jia Jian

A thousand years is frost.

The so-called Iraqis are at the net.

I saw it on a whim, a fat, long face.

Take advantage, waist like a big water tank. . . (well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either. . . )

Bu operator

Song Li Zhiyi

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology.

She lives in North China Institute of Technology.

Chatting every day, seeing each other late.

* * * saw a ghost. . . . (Poets come to join in the fun anyway ~ ~ This is a dinosaur from generation to generation. )

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Jiangnanchun

Dondum

Daqian. com is green and red.

Chat meetings are getting more and more empty

Meet 480 times

How many dinosaurs are there (I can say responsibly that Xiao Du is dying, and the consequences are very serious. . . )

When sending Yuan Er to Anxi

Tangwangxu

It is raining in the north, early in the morning.

It is painful to be full of disappointment.

I advise you to stop looking for netizens.

Go to Shaolin to be a monk tomorrow (good word ~ ~) (Enough, please choose me! ! ! ! )

3. A complete collection of funny poems Rizhao incense burner gives birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket. In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape. Li Bai got on the boat without paying, and the boatman kicked him off.

Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead. During the Ming and Qing Dynasties, Du Mu was alone in the rain during the Qingming Festival. I want to ask the beauty where there is a shepherd boy pointing at Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are very penetrating.

For Tomb-Sweeping Day's sake today, let him start this. ) In Tang Xiao in spring, a beautiful woman, Meng Haoran, came to the Institute of Technology in spring carefree from this morning when I woke up and couldn't sleep at night. I looked for her online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone). Looking for a beautiful woman Du Fu in Tang's chat room is just a beautiful scenery of science and technology. I want to meet someone speculatively (hey hey, the poet is ambitious). The novella was published in early spring by Zhang eighteen members of the Ministry of Water Resources. Tang Han to Beili, Xiao Yurun is like a crisp beauty, looking at it from a distance.

(It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. ) Li Bai resigned from his dormitory in the early Tang Dynasty. He likes to meet netizens. Suddenly, his face was full of sadness. He couldn't help crying, but he was in danger of death. (Poetry fairy seems to have met a carnivorous ~~ Amen) Mountain trip. Tang Du Mu went to the depths of Xiangshan Stone Trail and oblique white clouds. She and I both thought the princess would be a dinosaur meeting a frog. Wow, it's Komori again. It looks really touching. ) The Book of Songs.

(well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either.

) Operator Song Lizhiyi I live in Beijing Institute of Technology, and she lives in Beijing Institute of Technology. She talks to me like a ghost every day.

(How can a poet join in the fun ~ ~ It's really a generation after generation of dinosaurs) The last article Jiang Nanchun and Tang Dumu Daqian chatted with each other on the Internet, and their hearts gradually became empty. 480 times, how many dinosaurs are there? I can say responsibly that Komori is dying, and the consequences are very serious.

)

The morning of seeing off the second envoys of Yuan Dynasty, An Xitang and Wang Wei, was full of disappointment and heartbreak. I advise you not to find another netizen to become a monk in Shaolin tomorrow (good word ~ ~) (enough, you must choose me! ! ! ! )。

4. Funny classic poems. You can take a look at this. More funny jokes, watch carefully.

1. Classic funny shopping joke. My wife bought a pair of trousers when she went shopping. She came back and mysteriously said to me, hey, I made money today. I took a taxi to get a pair of pants. I tried it on as if it were specially bought for me. I am very happy, too. I told my colleagues about it the next day and found that all the female colleagues had strange expressions. One of them simply said that I told my husband the same thing when I bought more expensive clothes.

2. Smile every day. You really need to learn how to speak from my boyfriend. Whenever I ask him, "Who is the beauty between me and female stars?" He always stumbles back with his eyes wide open, and then trembles, "What did you say? Do you want to compete with her? How can she compare with you? You are simply demeaning yourself! " .

3. An anecdote about a girl chatting up. In a coffee shop, I accosted a girl: "Can I borrow your mobile phone? I want to charge your mobile phone with my charging treasure. " I went home through a dark alley and was robbed. I asked the robber, "Do you know who I am?" Robber: "I don't know who you are, but I know who you are for." "Who is it for?" "For the harvest in autumn, for the return of wild geese in spring."

4. A scholar fled to a rich man's house in a famine year. He wanted to beg for something to eat, but he was afraid that the rich man would not give it. So he said to the rich man, "I have a quirk in my life." I feel dizzy when I see steaming steamed buns. " The rich man didn't believe it, so he put the scholar in a room full of steamed bread. After a while, he saw that all the steamed buns had been eaten up by the scholar. The rich man said angrily, "What are you afraid of now?" The scholar smiled and said, "At this time, I am most afraid of two bowls of hot tea."

5. It is not enough that you are a black Virgo. Who can stand such a woman? When looking for a wife, you should refuse Virgo, so that they can't find a husband. Well, in that case. . . Virgo women, I can take care of them!

6. My best friend accompanied me on a blind date. The other person is not handsome, but he is handsome and has a good personality. I feel a little reliable, but I have no bottom. After the blind date, I asked my girlfriend: What do you think? Girlfriend regrets while playing mobile phone: flower fork cow dung! I was secretly pleased and angry: don't say that about him, it's not good. My best friend doesn't look up. Anyway, what do you think about every day? He is a flower.

7. Me: What moment made you feel really poor? Classmate Shen replied: I asked the whole dormitory, but I didn't borrow the charger for my mobile phone. The teacher didn't come to class once. A classmate suddenly shouted: Tang Sheng ~ ~ The whole class agreed with one voice. . Powerful. . . . Some students shouted: bring the lawbreaker! At this time. . The head teacher is smiling. Walk into the classroom in high spirits.

8. Tell your girlfriend to lose weight today. Girlfriend said: I feel that there are four people living in my body and I can't lose them. I froze her and said, They are Tang Priest, the Monkey King, Pig and Friar Sand. Every day, the Tang Priest says: I want to be a vegetarian. Pig Bajie said: I want to eat meat. The Monkey King said, I want to eat fruit. Friar Sand said, Master has big wet breasts and two wet breasts. That's right! !

5. Funny poem pastoral poem 1, Lang said Bao Zeng fen, but who can tell Qin! Doing business today is as good as a ghost, and my heart is hanging in the air.

I remember there was a party by the river last spring. I visited again today, but I didn't see my bosom friend.

But it hurts to see a piece of land. I don't want to hit anyone! All smiles are friends, but it's hard to find a bosom friend. 4. Snobbish is snobbish, who will gently repeat the confidant! Boya will not die in the clock, which is an eternal miracle. 5, wealth and five more spring dreams, fame and fortune.

At present, the flesh and blood is not true, and love becomes hate. Don't wear a gold cangue around your neck, and don't lock the jade.

There is a pure wish to get rid of the hubbub and be happy with the scenery. 6. Insert the young crops into Noda and look down at the water.

Six clean squares are meters (roads), and retrogression is progress. 7. It's not that friends don't get together. When do friends get together? If I had known that I was heartless after death, I hooked love before I died.

8. Killing his wife, Wuqi, is so ignorant that it hurts and is ridiculous. Look at Zhuang Sheng's drums and pots. Carefree is my teacher.

9. Turtles used to bully frogs in wells, and Dapeng spread its wings all over the world. A strong man has a strong hand. Don't brag to others.

10, I cover it, you cover it, you cover it with felt. If you have money, I will help you. If I have no money, I will use your money.

You hold my feet when going up the hill, and I carry you when going down the hill. I will be your husband when I have a son, and sleep with me when you have a daughter.

When you swear by this, I will die after you; When I broke my oath, you died before me. 1 1, I'm happy to take advantage, but I'm depressed.

No deal, no loss, no joy and no sorrow. 12, know the world, don't open your mouth, just nod in front of people.

If you don't even nod your head, you won't worry or worry all your life. 13, Xiang Tuo used to be Confucius' teacher, but Gong Jing turned his back on Zi Zhan. Be modest first, and learn endlessly.

14, gain year, delay year; Have happiness, and joy. Everything is always in the sky, so why bother?

Don't worry about width, don't worry about narrowness. I don't know whether it is prosperous and useless in ancient and modern times.

Jingu bustling fundus dust, Huaiyin career front to blood. At the Lintong meeting, bile disappeared, and Xiao Sheng in Danyang County was completely lost.

The arrival of weak grass is better than spring flowers, full of pure gold and pure iron. Freedom and happiness are cheap, but you don't know the taste until you get old. You can live for a long time without wearing or eating.

15, Zhou Gongwei rumors day, when Wang Mang was humble to corporal. If you die that year, who knows the truth of your life! 16, fame is never heard, right and wrong are always clear.

I believe people for a while. 17, the ancestral system is detailed, and Li Yu is peaceful for a hundred years.

White eyes are unreasonable and stubborn, and there are many accidents. 18, 5. Ye Ming is peaceful. Is there any more intense dispute with Xiang Jun? Say that Yao and Shun are the law, serve Yizhou and help others to be wise.

All the old ministers live in scattered places because of the new law. Look back at the old man in the comfort zone, and satirize Du Ziyin in Tianjin first.

19, the article says that it is natural, and it is biased towards evil knowledge. It is true that arguing that tungsten punishment is not the right way and eating bait by mistake.

Seek your own ambition before you die, and your own ambition after you die. Seeing Yin, the dead child, handcuffed, I knew justice was clear.

20, life has been known for its arrogance, and death is still hypocritical and deceptive. Wu left no good words, but floating words.

The fields fled to an empty house, said Millennium Chen Gen, young crops. I have to worry about adding snow to my temples all night because I didn't see it myself.

2 1, contrast between good and evil, see the pros and cons; Stop people from doing evil and persuade people to do good. 22. The wind and the phoenix are homesick, inviting them to travel around the world and asking them to burn. I didn't know what to do when I didn't meet Xi. Why go to Sishang now? 23, there are beautiful women in the boudoir, the room is close to me, why do you have to be a mandarin duck, and your jaw is stubborn! 24, Phoenix Phoenix from my habitat, I want to enjoy the tail forever.

Friendship and harmony, but my wings fly high at night, and my thoughts make me sad. 25, the night is quiet and the moon is full, please let the wind and Zhejiang drain the forest.

Zhu Xian's slow promotion of lovesickness is not a matter of not playing with his bosom friends. 26. It's autumn when it comes, and it's autumn when it comes to spring.

Upstairs, you can't move for eight thousand miles. There are countless green hills, countless white clouds and countless green waters.

It's rare to be 70 years old in life. Count how many degrees time can come! 27. The peaks are green and the pavilions on the clouds are monasteries. No one spoke on the railing all day, and the cold spring was full of flowers.

28, apricot blossoms and red rain, pear blossoms and white snow, ashamed of short pavilions and long roads. There are thousands of volumes in the chest, and the words are eternal. There are many mistakes in Fang Xin's Confucian crown.

29, Dong Jun also returned home, flowers all over the floor. Xiao Qing doesn't need to be busy when there is a road, so he wears sandals to go home.

30. Adventure through the Qin Pass, trudge along the Yangtze River, and rugged Wan Li to Qiantang. Life is short, the treasure has a seal, and every word dares to touch my emperor.

3 1, if you can't be famous, you will eat the neighborhood. Return the purple robe to your hometown, and return to your hometown with all your clothes on.

32. In the past, Sima Feng Yang Tong became emperor today. If all articles meet the Lord, fame will come sooner or later.

33. There is no way at dawn, and there is a short flame lamp before the wind. I'm afraid I can't become a monk, but I'm afraid I'll lose a monk if I gain something.

34. There was Meng Changjun in the State of Qi, and evil was strong in the town of Jin. The five elements are partial to me, and I want to ask about the stars.

35. The sharp grass is tied around the waist and lingers in the pot. If you meet Tang Sanzang again, you will take off your clothes in the future.

36. Sweet dumplings are sacrificed to Qu Yuan every year. Today, the monk is getting married. How much do you know about full house, which comes first, life or death? 37. The teeth ring in winter and winter, and the official rows are on both sides; Rebecca's life and death case, the mastermind of Dongyue.

38. Stay with Qu Yuan's delicious zongzi and try your best to participate in the dragon boat race. Since then, the umbilical cord has been broken, and there is no need to meet again in the afterlife.

39. Haven't you ever been stupid? You can't escape being ugly. We agree to persuade people to return to the good road, which is the accumulation of negative work in calculation.

40. The mountains are beautiful and the geese are warm and dry. The eastern suburbs gradually feel that flowers are for the eyes, and the south is vaguely grass and buds.

Willow on the embankment, but no crow hides. Seek incense and live in the mountains. Several trees in the faucet have fallen red plums, but the branches of red apricots have not yet blossomed.

4 1, every day the brothel is drunk in a dream, and I don't know that it is spring outside the city. The apricot blossoms began to rain, and the willows gently shook the breeze.

Floating painting fat, dancing green, outside the green cage bridge. Pedestrians don't enter the fairyland, how heavy are the people in the bead curtain? 42. First, the spring is strong, listen to Yan language, and see it through the curtain.

On the small bridge, the willow is fragrant, and on the mountain temple, the peach is red. When the young man is old, the butterfly moves westward, and it is hard to find hatred in spring. The vegetation is in the rain and pear blossoms are everywhere.

43. Spring breeze is sometimes good and sometimes evil. No spring breeze can blossom, and flowers are blown down by the wind.

44. Before it rained, I saw flowers first. After the rain, there were no flowers under the leaves. Bees and butterflies have climbed over the wall, but spring scenery is next door.

45. The willow flowers in March are scattered lightly, floating around, sending them back to life. This flower is a heartless thing, flying east and west.

46. When the flowers bloom, in March, butterflies come to grab them. Pick the spring scenery to the horizon, adding sadness to the sidewalk.

47. When the flowers bloom, they are bright and dense, full of spring.

6. What are some funny poems? Such bright light spilled a bowl of soup at the foot of my bed. Raise your head with a towel and lower your head to wipe your crotch.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. At night, no one can escape.

The boatman kicked Li Bai out of the boat without paying him. Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival, and lonely people want to break their souls. Excuse me, where is the beauty? The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun.

This morning in spring, I woke up easily, and there were few beautiful women in science and engineering. If you can't sleep at night, just surf the Internet.

Looking for beautiful women in chat rooms, q q is a good scenery for science and engineering, and it is interesting to meet people.

The rain in the north is moist as crisp, but the beauty is close at hand. The saddest thing in those days was that online M M was a pig.

Like to resign from the dormitory, netizens suddenly return when they meet. I can't stop crying, and my face is sad, but I am in danger of death.

Far away, the stone path of Xiangshan is oblique, and she and I are in the depths of white clouds. I thought the prince would meet the princess, but I didn't expect the dinosaur to meet the frog.

The white dew is frost, and the so-called Iraqis are in the net. On a whim, my face is fat and long. Take advantage, waist like a big water tank.

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology, and she lives in Beijing Institute of Technology. Chatting and meeting every day, * * * calling damn it.

The vast network is green and red, and the chat is getting empty. We met 480 times, and how many dinosaurs were there?

It rained in the north in the morning. Full of disappointment and heartbreak, I advise you to stop looking for netizens.

7. Funny poem Rizhao incense burner gives birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket. In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape. The boatman kicked Li Bai out of the boat without paying him.

Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead. During the Ming and Qing Dynasties, Du Mu was alone in the rain during the Qingming Festival. I want to ask the beauty where there is a shepherd boy pointing at Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are very penetrating.

For Tomb-Sweeping Day's sake today, let him start this. ) In Tang Xiao in spring, a beautiful woman, Meng Haoran, came to the Institute of Technology in spring carefree from this morning when I woke up and couldn't sleep at night. I looked for her online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone). Looking for a beautiful woman Du Fu in Tang's chat room is just a beautiful scenery of science and technology. I want to meet someone speculatively (hey hey, the poet is ambitious). The novella was published in early spring by Zhang eighteen members of the Ministry of Water Resources. Tang Han to Beili, Xiao Yurun is like a crisp beauty, looking at it from a distance.

(It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. ) Li Bai resigned from his dormitory in the early Tang Dynasty. He likes to meet netizens. Suddenly, his face was full of sadness. He couldn't help crying, but he was in danger of death. (Poetry fairy seems to have met a carnivorous ~~ Amen) Mountain trip. Tang Du Mu went to the depths of Xiangshan Stone Trail and oblique white clouds. She and I both thought the princess would be a dinosaur meeting a frog. Wow, it's Komori again. It looks really touching. ) The Book of Songs.

(well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either.

) Operator Song Lizhiyi I live in Beijing Institute of Technology, and she lives in Beijing Institute of Technology. She talks to me like a ghost every day.

(How can a poet join in the fun ~ ~ It's really a generation after generation of dinosaurs) The last article Jiang Nanchun and Tang Dumu Daqian chatted with each other on the Internet, and their hearts gradually became empty. 480 times, how many dinosaurs are there? I can say responsibly that Komori is dying, and the consequences are very serious.

)

The morning of seeing off the second envoys of Yuan Dynasty, An Xitang and Wang Wei, was full of disappointment and heartbreak. I advise you not to find another netizen to become a monk in Shaolin tomorrow (good word ~ ~) (enough, you must choose me! ! ! ! )。