When my girlfriend quarrels, let me tell jokes to coax her. God, I have told all the jokes in the world. Ask for a funny one. It's okay to laugh. Thank you.

It is said that there was a rich young couple who hired a bunch of housekeepers, drivers, maids and so on.

The hostess always suspected that her husband was having an affair with a beautiful young maid, so she always wanted to find a chance to fire her. Finally, one day, while her husband was away, she called the maid and let her go, because she could not cook well.

"But," said the maid, "my husband always says that my cooking is better than yours. "

The hostess suddenly became speechless with jealousy and had to say, "Nothing, go down!" " "

Just as the maid walked to the door, she turned back and said, "And I'm better in bed than you!" " "

The hostess suddenly struck the table angrily and said, "Did Mr. Wang say this?"

"No, the maid replied, the driver and the gardener."