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Love skills of little people
He is Tao's immediate boss, just like the young talents in people's mouths, tall and straight, with a decent George white shirt and chic. Whether it's strong ability, advanced education or the experience of returnees, Chen Zijun has a halo that can't be ignored. For Tao, it is not only the boss, but also a ray of perfect love that shines into reality.
There has never been a positive response to Tao's mind. His pet is like a piece of red cloth, which will only be taken out when necessary. In Youlan, he said, "I know that the reason why you don't rub against Wuwei is because of me, for fear that I will be sad." In this relationship, Tao is like a critically ill patient, always facing despair, but always hoping to make amends from the sky and live for a long time. ...
Faced with the double helplessness of work and love, Tao had to take a vacation and sleep at home for two days. If Liu Yi Oak hadn't made more than 20 phone calls, Tao Qingqing wouldn't have left home.
In the small restaurant of the oak tree, Tao and He * * * are guarding a brass hot pot, which makes the oak tree sitting opposite look like a walking fairy.
Although Zhang laughed at the dinner table, "campus love is not reliable. Our study task is so heavy that we can't stand tossing! " He thought for a moment and said, "If you want to find a girlfriend, just wait for a job and find a reliable one!" " Enthusiastic Liu Tong said: "After all, you are fellow villagers, and it is not a bad thing to know each other!" So I gave him Zhou Aijuan's QQ number. Two days later, Zhang successfully added Zhou Aijuan as a friend on QQ, and the two briefly introduced their respective situations online. The food was delicious, and Liu Yi Oak's smile was warm, but Tao shook his hand and took out a tissue to wipe his tears. Looking at Tao's makeup, Oak, who has always been good at gagging, couldn't figure out how to comfort her. Finally, she simply took out a celadon jar from the kitchen, scooped up a spoonful of rose sugar and stuffed it into Tao's mouth.
At this time, Tao really didn't cry again, because although the tears were bitter, there was sweetness in his mouth.
two
Tao and Quercus met in the lush youth, and they are financial consultants invited by our company at a sky-high price. I heard that the board of directors offered him a multi-digit annual salary to be the chief financial officer, but he refused. Finally, I had to hire him as a financial adviser with a part-time monthly salary close to the figures. The most unbalanced thing is that he only needs to come to work for half a day a week, and only two days a month. Colleagues say this TongFu.kabu is still single! The office suddenly exploded, and almost everyone's eyes turned to me, which means: you can't miss a golden opportunity. There are many raccoons floating in the air. With the continuation of the Cultural Revolution, the fact that her distant uncle had worked in the Kuomintang government was dug up, and the haze of political "misdeeds" hung over her family, making her and her family an unavoidable object in the town. Naturally, the young man was also sternly told by his family not to have any contact with her again. I used to eat crispy noodles.
In high school for three years, Tao Qingqing always secretly went to the classroom to review during his lunch break. There was silence around, only cicadas chirped and churned on the poplar trees. Meanwhile, Liu Yi Oak is still in the classroom. At that time, he was a thin boy who used to throw white calcium tablets into the air one by one and then pick them up with his mouth.
Tao Zheng is busy doing exercises, while Oak is busy secretly cooking instant noodles for Tao with the induction cooker at home. He carefully buried a poached egg in the noodles and put a pinch of salt, just because he knew she loved salt. When Liu Yi Oak and his teacher hide the induction cooker in guerrilla warfare, they always say, "Tao Qingqing, you have eaten so many noodles made by me, but remember that your military medal for the college entrance examination is half yours and half mine ..."
Later, as expected, Oak, whose schoolbag was full of recipes, didn't go to college, but Tao's name was written high on the honor roll. While Tao was enjoying his happy college time, Oak was busy studying, apprenticing and learning how to make potatoes and tofu taste like meat. Later, Tao became a small white-collar worker, followed by the oak tree, opened his own shop on the street corner and rushed into Beijing with a frying spoon.
Once, Tao Qingqing said to Liu Aoke, "Don't like me anymore, because it won't work out." Liu Yi Oak said with a smile that he just likes a girl, and he wants to like it all the time.
In fact, as early as high school, Tao knew that being with Oak was a reassuring and happy thing, but Tao could not accept Oak's naive and reckless love. This is not because the elders assert that the oak tree with poor grades will not be promising, but because Tao has already had his own definition of love in his heart.
Tao hoped that on February 6th, Zhang Aoxue would go to work in the company, but Cheng quietly came to the hospital alone. Seeing the haggard Xie Qing, Xie Qing suddenly recognized his former rival in love. Cheng told Zhang Aoxue about working in his company and borrowing money. Xie Qing listened with a complicated expression. Cheng changed the subject: "Old classmate, you have to admit that you have dragged down a good woman over the years. Don't you want to give her happiness? " Xie Qing felt very guilty. When he left, Cheng told Xie Qing that if he promised to "transfer" his wife, he would pay Xie Qing 400,000 yuan in cash to ensure that he would be carefree for the rest of his life. Hearing this, Xie Qing understood his meaning. It turned out that he fell in love with his wife! That night, he thought a lot. Now he has only one leg left. My wife didn't know whether to take it home or not, so I shut myself in the study. Some people, some memories, are often mentioned when you try to forget. The computer is turned on and off, turned off and restarted. Over and over again, I finally relented. I told myself that surfing the Internet is for fun, not for him. I don't believe that scumbag has the guts to show up here. But in any case, changing the vest is necessary. How painful! There is a person who wants to give Zhang Aoxue happiness. Why didn't he let go? Our love can be full of light and heat, just like 99 fireworks are set off at the same time. She wants her lover to have infinite glory and wealth and be looked up to. Liu Yi Oak's feelings are like the bowl of noodles he cooked. Although warm and delicious, there is no gorgeous appearance and magic that makes people extremely nostalgic.
three
Tao Qingqing sat in a window seat, staring blankly in the wind, while Liu Yi Oak leaned against the kitchen door, smoking a cigarette.
Suddenly, looked up and said, "I confessed. I said that if he didn't give me an answer, I would leave. He said that he would like to stay with me as long as it is not public in the company. "
Liu Yi Oak froze for a long time until the smoke on his hand burned his fingers. He looked down at Tao Qingqing and asked, "Are you happy?"
Tao Qingqing didn't answer, but asked softly, "Will you be unhappy because of this?" Liu Yi oak was silent. After a long time, he smiled again and turned to the kitchen. "I will prove that what Dazhu said is true!" "I saw Xia Yao holding the local dog in front of the hotel. As soon as the local dog saw the big column, he shook his head and ran over. Dazhu patted the dog's head and saw that Xia Yao had brought a bottle of wine and put it in front of the local dog. The local dogs are trembling with excitement, but in fact, they have their own concerns. Because Wang Na's boyfriend is present, they can only have hand-to-hand combat in their hearts. Wang Na thought, "You are responsible for me first. Since you refuse to divorce, everyone will mind their own business and not interfere with each other in the future. "Tail, stick out your tongue and lick the wine in the bottle hungrily. Xiao Fucai was dumbfounded. " Even if dogs can drink it, that bottle of Wuliangye wine may not be from my shop. "XiaoFuCai a stare eyes, the guys in the shop have echoed. Taking it out of a plate of bright red dishes, the other hand pointed slightly at Tao's forehead: "In the street in April, the sun is strong, cars are running, and couples are noisy. This is a season for eating Sichuan food and drinking beer. Just be happy, there is no need to care about other people's happiness. "
Tao looked down and found a plate of boiled chicken, a green plate, a jade chicken and a small bowl of pure sesame oil. After a long time, Liu was told by his classmates that they were married, and they clamored for a treat. Tian Feng crustily skin of head, for the first time since college to borrow money from others, put a few tables in a hotel with a little class. But when he got home, he could only look at some dolls sent by his classmates and smile bitterly. Oak can always overcome life in the simplest way. But Tao Qingqing looked up and still saw his smile in his throat, which was unbearable.
Tao and he went to Nanjing on business together. In just half a month, Tao experienced the warm mountains and warm water of the ancient city in the south, but he also suffered from the most serious gastritis in recent years. Negotiate with customers, there are too many beer and seafood during the dinner. Tao came out halfway and saw his awe-inspiring eyes when he wanted to reach out and take care of him.
In the hotel, Tao, who had a stomachache, was wrapped in a thick coat. A person ran downstairs to buy medicine, but when he got to the drugstore, Tao stayed ―― a wall of dazzling medicine boxes was set up! Before the business trip, all the meals were directed by Liu Yi Oak. Gastritis hasn't been committed for a long time, and Tao doesn't know which one to use.
Call Liu Yi Oak. Even if you are thousands of miles away, you can hear how worried and urgent Liu Yi Oak is on the other end of the phone. After explaining the name of the medicine over and over again, I asked if I wanted him to come over. ...
On June 17, 2007, Zhu Feng drove the latest luxury sports car into the school in Oak District, Liu Yi. He came to send roses to Wu Lijuan. This sports car stands out in the campus. Wu Lijuan was disgusted to see Zhu Feng doing these courtship performances again. He locked himself in his bedroom and asked Zhu Feng to knock on the door and put in a good word, but he just ignored it. Exalting, Tao Qingqing's heart suddenly became soft.
In fact, in love, Chen Zijun is just an ordinary person with his own small mind. It is Tao's love dream that puts on the perfect aura. A person who looks up at the starry sky for a long time, when he really gets a star, will find that the star is just a cold rock after losing its distance and light.
Just in Jiangnan, where gardenias are blooming, Tao misses Liu and decides to talk to Damon. Damon admitted without hesitation that he was in love with another woman. He looked at Winnie with tears and said, "If you still love me, just let me go. We got divorced. That night, Tao Qingqing couldn't sleep for a long time, because she found herself thinking about Liu Yi Oak.
four
Coming back from Nanjing coincided with the rain in Beijing. Tao's feet were soaked in water by the roadside. Although he was all wet, Tao ran to Mrs. Liu with a calm face and said nothing. After a long time, the wife said, "I don't want you to go." Donate blood on the first day of the new year, and you will donate blood for the next year. Of course, I know it's superstition, and you can't not go tomorrow. Other children are waiting for your help. I'm not angry with you for donating blood, but angry with you for keeping it from me for so many years. Do you think I'm not as good as you and won't let you donate blood? Do you take me as your wife? In case there is anything wrong with your body, I don't know why How much blood did you say you donated? "Lu Zhigang smiled. He knows that his wife is also a kind person, but he just feels sorry for him. He said cheerfully, "Not much, but occasionally. "A small oak restaurant.
Seeing Tao's wet feet, Quercus let out a cry of distress, then took out a pair of old Beijing cloth shoes and put them at Tao's feet. Liu Yi oak added, "Qingqing, I'll cook you a bowl of ginger juice. You won't catch a cold if you drink hot. " Say and turned into the kitchen.
Tao's foot enters the shoe, which is just the right size, warm and comfortable. Tao walked into the kitchen, watching the oak quietly busy, and put a sweet-scented osmanthus candy and a few slices of ginger in the hot water. Tao looked at this ordinary but pure man, with self-esteem and simple faith, silently waiting for the person he liked.
"The shoes are just right. How do you know the size of my feet? "
Liu Yi Oak smiled foolishly: "Once, my menu fell at your feet. I visually observe that your feet are exactly the same length as the 32-inch menu. You know, we little people have our own concerns and unique skills about the people and things we care about ... "
Tao Qingqing smiled, stepped forward and hugged Liu Yi oak's waist. In light yellow, women are frugal with life, stingy with men and stingy with self-abuse. In the bright light, two people's shadows are reflected on the kitchen wall, just like Li Fan, an ordinary fireworks husband, who suddenly got up the courage to search for authoritative information everywhere and look up the analysis of psychologists online. After several days of penance, a smile appeared on Li Fan's face. Wife, can't be separated. ...
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