What are the classic sentences?

Since ancient times, no one has died, and no one has shit without paper!

Men are sour if they don't pick up girls. Women are not wet, and they are very upset. There are girls who don't pick up, and there are labor camps. If you see a girl, go up and do justice for heaven!

1, I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person!

2. No matter how good it is. IQ is that a brick falls.

Sure enough, no matter how hard you try, you are afraid of a kitchen knife!

4. Love is the devil, which makes people drool!

Fortunately, I never wear underwear, otherwise people will see what color my underwear is.

6. If God wants you to die, he will make you crazy first.

7. There is no word surrender in my dictionary, because there is nothing in my dictionary!

8. Women are like clothes, they change regularly!

9. This loser, with a strange name and a bad heart, loves to win people's love.

10. I only want two kinds of flowers, one is rich and the other is casual.

Funny poem:

Purple smoke rises from the sunshine oven, and the mutton skewers are hanging in front of us.

Haruko has been in thousands of feet for three times, but he has no money in his pocket.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

Come at night, bear, and see where you are going!

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

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Dondum

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

Mu Tong Yaozhi Sanlitun

Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji

Tang hanyu

Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.

Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.

The saddest thing is a year.

Online M M used to be a pig. . .

Doggerel:

Once upon a time there was a pig.

Love reading

Illiteracy.

The more I look at it, the more confused I am.

Once upon a time there was a dog.

Like drinking

Go crazy after drinking.

Someone bit me.

Once upon a time there was a sheep.

Love to climb over the wall

Finally jumped over.

Outside the wall is a wolf.

2. Give some Zhang Zongchang, whose limerick is unparalleled.

Laugh at Liu bang

I heard that Xiang Yu pulled out the mountain and scared Liu Bang to flee.

Not my little Sean. Grandma has gone back to Pei County.

I also write a song about the wind.

The cannon opened and hit his mother with a bang, and Vega Haine went home.

Zhang Zongchang is a hero, and he swallowed the hibiscus in one gulp.

You Taishan

Seen from a distance, Mount Tai is dark and thick.

If Mount Tai is turned upside down, the head will be thin and the top will be thick.

Sky lightning

Suddenly I saw a fire in the sky, as if the Jade Emperor was going to smoke.

If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke, why is it a string of fires?

Daming Lake

Daming Lake Hu Ming University

There are lotus flowers in Daming Lake.

There are toads on the lotus.

Poke and jump.

You Peng lai ge

What a Penglai pavilion,

That's fucking great.

Immortals can do it,

I sit down, too.

Put the wine by the window,

Sing to the sea.

Let's guess some punches,

My brother-in-law is afraid of drinking too much!

Campus limerick:

I am handsome, I am serious and not stupid.

How many wives can you marry in your life? If you don't marry at this time, when can you marry?

Green flowers are in full bloom in the army and there is a famine in campus training.

If you order the rest, the bug will see me shoot you!

When his glasses flashed, he smiled back and scared him to death.

The talented girl in the class looks like a flower. Why do I look like a smelly melon?

Study hard, if you are tired of studying,

You have to pay tuition for study.

The east wind blows, the drums beat,

Who will pay for the lost youth?