Jokes in July

I didn't lose weight in March, I was sad in April, passers-by thundered in May, I didn't have a partner in June, I got sunburned in July, I was indoors in August, I was fat in September, I was tired on blind date in October, I didn't have anyone to accompany me in November, I didn't have measurements in December, and it was even worse in January. I don't know who it was in February. This sentence is a vow to lose weight. Swearing to lose weight refers to a way to find "swearing" to motivate yourself to lose weight.

The sentence "Lose weight with malicious jokes" is as follows:

1, Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.

2. Be thin or die.

3. How can a woman who can't control her weight control her future?

Sleeping with an empty stomach is the beginning of becoming a beautiful woman.

5, less calories, more calories, tomorrow you will be Jin Xuan A.

There are so many thin people in the world, why can't I have one more?

7. There is only one reason to exercise. Everything is beautiful when you lose weight.

8. To be thin, you have to pay the price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.