The school is going to hold an art festival and needs to perform a drama. Do you have any wonderful plays to recommend? Time is pressing! ! ! thank you ! !

This is an anecdote about Cinderella and Snow White. We played, and the laughter was not bad.

The first field

Narrator: After marriage, Snow White and the prince lived happily together. One day, they were playing by the lake, but they accidentally fell into the lake. In the lake, they only feel that the sky is spinning and their bodies are sinking into the lake. It was a long time before they woke up leisurely.

Snow White and Prince Charming immediately smiled and said, "Fortunately, we have been diving in the forum for many years and come back unscathed."

Snow White looked at the lake and said, "Ah, the surrounding environment of this lake is completely different."

At this time, a passerby happened to pass by, so he went up and asked.

Snow White: Excuse me, where is this?

Passerby: I don't know. You are stupid. This is a kingdom where ashes will never be lost.

Snow White said to the prince in white: Ah, we have passed, prince, what shall we do now?

Prince Bai: It's safe when you come. We can find a way to go back slowly. After that, try to get off when you come back.

Narrator: After several months, the White Prince and others still haven't found their way back.

Cinderella literally mopped the floor with a mop.

Cinderella: My name is Cinderella. Ash is Cinderella's ash. My aunt is Cinderella's mother. My mother is Cinderella's aunt.

Narrator: Cinderella was born in a happy family. Since her mother died, her father married a stepmother and gave birth to two daughters.

Cinderella sings: Only a mother is good in the world, and a child without a mother is like a grass, alas.

The stepmother came to the stage, stamped her feet hard and shouted, Cinderella! Don't you want to go out to play? I told you to sweep the floor, you mopped the floor, I told you to clean the windows, and you washed the toilet!

Big sister followed on the stage, walking and saying, fire prevention, theft prevention, Cinderella prevention. Recently, this dead girl has become more and more courageous. I saw her brush the toilet with your toothbrush.

"What? I will kill you! " Stepmother rushed at Cinderella; .

My sister held back her laughter and pulled her stepmother.

The second sister came to the stage, covering her mouth and laughing: "I won't tell anyone everywhere, in fact, she wiped the floor with the towel of the elder sister!" " "

"what!" The elder sister was obviously frightened by this sudden accident and unconsciously let go of her stepmother's hand. The eldest sister suddenly let go, so that the stepmother had no time to react and fell directly to the ground.

Narrator: Just when the elder sister was at a loss, there was a knock at the door.

Ah! ? I went to open the door, and the elder sister hurried down.

Soldier A went to the center of the stage and said, "The king ordered beautiful women from all over the country to attend the dance in the palace on 1 32. At that time, the prince will visit the venue and choose the bride. "

(The soldier hands the invitation to his stepmother) (Sister takes the stage)

The elder sister rushed to grab the invitation, read it twice, folded her hands and said, "Wow! You did a good job. My prince finally came to me. "

Second sister: "You? Look at you, you have thick hands and short thighs. I am the bride of the prince. " (Hands folded)

Elder sister: "Are you a prince and a bride? Forget it! "

Second sister: "What, are you jealous?"

Elder sister (gnashing her teeth): You ...

Stepmother: "Daughters! ~~~ "

Love each other: because we are a family, a family that loves each other; "Family comes first. No matter who is the bride, we should sincerely bless each other.

Stepmother: Actually, the person the prince loves is me. "

Second Sister/Elder Sister: "Ouch ..." (Elder Sister and Second Sister make vomit suits)

Stepmother (with a gratified smile): "Dear daughters, let's choose clothes." (Three women step down)

Snow White and others walked onto the stage.

Snow White: Prince, we have been looking for it for so long, but we haven't found the way back. Aren't we going back?

Prince Bai: It doesn't matter whether we can go back or not, as long as we can be together.

Snow White: But we must live. It costs money.

White Prince: Money is not a problem.

Snow White: The problem is that there is no money.

Prince Bai: I have been interviewed by the company. I have been successfully admitted. I will soon be able to earn money to support my family.

Cinderella is going to cry at this moment. Just then, Prince Bai and others vaguely heard a girl crying and singing "Xingyu Wish".

Snow White said, Prince, let's go and see what happened.

Prince Bai and others came to Cinderella.

Snow White looked at Cinderella for a while and then said, Honey, are you swollen?

Narrator: So Cinderella told her story together, hoping to go to the dance.

Snow White: Poor Cinderella. Let's help her.

Prince White: No problem. It's up to you.

Snow White: Then how can we help her?

The prince in white paced back and forth and said, don't we have magic mirrors?

Snow White and White Prince said: Go to the magic mirror.

The magic realm came to the stage and said, master, what can I do for you?

Prince White: This girl wants to attend a dance. Can you help her?

Mirror: No problem, master. The mirror cast a spell and took out a suit and gave it to Cinderella. Then it cast a spell to create a pair of shoes.

Mirror: As for the pumpkin carriage, it's out. You can call a tricycle directly and come back before 12, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable. That's it. I'll go first!

Cinderella White Prince and others: Thank you for helping me.

Snow White: You're welcome. Get dressed quickly and go to the dance, or it will be too late.

(Cinderella, the prince in white and others step down in one direction and leave separately)

Third field

Diplomat: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this palace dance. Now please welcome our chosen women.

These women were chosen to walk on the runway, and everyone made a lovely gesture.

Diplomat: Please stand in order. The tall man stands on the left, the left stands on the right, and the shemale stands in the middle. At this moment, we will pause for a while until someone stands up. Tonight, our grey prince will choose the most beautiful and kind girl as his princess. "

Grey prince gorgeous stage

Woman A: Prince Grey is so handsome.

Shemale: What's the use of being handsome? In the end, it was eaten by a pawn!

Choose a woman A: Is it good to be like you? Male or female, the grey prince will definitely despise you.

Transvestite: It doesn't matter. I have never believed in love since I won the consolation prize last year.

Woman A: Then what are you doing here?

Shemale: I heard that the concubine who doesn't want to be a prince is not a good cook, so I'll pull it.

Woman A: Oh, help.

B: Remember, don't try to challenge a pure sb, because he will bring your IQ to the same level as him, and then beat you with rich experience.

Narrator: At this moment, the gray prince was about to walk past Cinderella when suddenly. ...

Bang, shemale A dropped an orange.

At this time, everyone stopped moving, and the scene was awkward.

The grey prince turned to Cinderella and said, "Beauty, you dropped something."

Cinderella pointed at the shemale and said nothing.

Big sister: "Hey, isn't that Cinderella?"

Second sister: "Why did she come to the dance? And dressed beautifully. "

Stepmother: "Exercise every day and keep your figure really good."

Grey prince: "beautiful princess, can I dance with you?"

Cinderella: "All right." (shy)

Narrator: Just as they were dancing vigorously, suddenly-(turning off the lights)

Cinderella: "What's the matter?"

Prince Gray: "The power is out! Oh, my God (surprise) "

Cinderella: "Ah, [looks at the time with her mobile phone], it's twelve o'clock. Then I have to go at once. "

Grey Prince: "Wait. . . . I don't know who you are yet. "

Diplomat: "Prince Gray, here is a shoe, which was left by that lady just now. You might as well try it on for every woman in this city. If appropriate, maybe that person is the girl today. "

Prince Gray: "That's a good idea."

Choose a woman to end.

A month later, the grey prince and the housekeeper tried on shoes for the girls from door to door, and finally arrived at Cinderella's house, but just before they arrived. ...

Cinderella is cleaning the room with a mop in the backyard. Suddenly, there was a voice of "Mao Mao", and Cinderella's stepmother locked her in the room. It turned out that the careful stepmother had learned the news of trying on shoes and remembered that it might be the pair that Cinderella wore at the dance.

Cinderella slapped the doors and windows and shouted, Who's outside? Let me out.

Stepmother grinned: haha, stay inside for a while, and I'll let you out later.

Guard A suddenly appeared and said, The prince knew you would make such a plan, so he sent me to watch you and watch the boxing match. They are all over.

Guard B went to save Cinderella. After being rescued, he eloped with Cinderella.

The prince and the others took to the stage, and so did the elder sister and the second sister.

Elder sister: "What can I do for you?

Soldier B: "The prince has been ordered to find a beautiful girl who can wear these shoes. Try on the shoes quickly! " "

Elder sister: "I think only my jade foot can wear it." Ha ha laugh ... "

As a result, big sister is not suitable!

Second sister is not suitable either!

Prince: "Are there any other women in your family? Minors will do! "

(Cinderella walks up from the background)

Cinderella: "Don't fight with me! That's mine, ah! Jesus Christ. I'm going to be a princess! Please bless me, Guanyin Bodhisattva, I love you! "

(Cinderella puts on her shoes)

Prince: "Oh, you are my princess."

Cinderella: "Prince ..."

It's over.

Snow White, the white prince, Cinderella and the gray prince stepped onto the stage.

Prince White: Great, you two are finally together. Since you are so happy and there are just four people, let's play mahjong.

The others cheered.